Octonauts But It's Low Quality And Slightly Cursed Images

Can we get some Peso x Kwazii quotes from your High school/College AU :)

BAUAUQJS YES GLADLY!!!

I'm surprised someone remembered this AU ^^

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Kwazii running through the halls: Hey! Peso!!

Peso, who's just trying to get to his next class: Uh, yes?

Kwazii: So, you wanna hang out after school? Maybe have a study session?

Peso: Oh, uh, sure!

*bells ring*

Peso: Shoot, I have to get to class, see you after school!

Kwazii: See ya Peso!

*Peso walks away*

Kwazii: ...

Kwazii: YAAA-

Teacher from the classroom they are near: KWAZII CAT!! Get to class!

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Peso: *is studying for an anatomy test*

Kwazii: *is trying to study for a geography test*

Kwazii: So...

Peso: No, your bones can't bend like that Kwazii...

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Tweak: So, how did you do on the History quiz?

Kwazii: I think I did pretty well!

Teacher: Kwazii, could you come here for a second

Kwazii: Sure! What seems to be the problem teach?

Teacher: Why are there several drawings of penguins, cats, and otters on this paper?

Kwazii: Umm......

Tweak: Ha, gay

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Peso: Um... Kwazii??

Kwazii, completely blitzed out: Yes?

Peso: Can you not lay all over my textbooks?

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Barnacles: Ok, so you seem to be struggling in this subject right now. Is there anything distracting you?

Kwazii, staring right at Peso: No-

Barnacles: Ah... OK then....

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Dashi: Peso, you're struggling in this subject a bit. Do you know if anything is distracting you?

Peso, zoning out as Kwazii walks by: Um... Ah! No-

Dashi, who is already planning on setting them up on a date: Understood... ;)

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Kwazii: Hey, do you think you can help me with this assignment?

Peso: Sure-

Peso: Why is it asked for my number?

Kwazii: Um, no reason... So! Number 3 is-

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Peso: Alright, I've almost finished my project, I just need a prop.

Kwazii, a theater kid: What prop do you need?

Peso: Pirate gear, it's for a history project

Kwazii, vibrating with excitement: My time has come-

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Peso: Hey, what are you drawing?

Kwazii trying to flirt: A map of your eyes, seeing that I keep getting lost in them

Peso: Aww...

Peso: *starts screaming in a flustered panic*

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Shellington: So... have you managed to ask them out yet?

Kwazii and Peso: *shocked*

Kwazii trying to play it off: Ummm... who?

Peso, still confused and shocked: What???

Shellington: Ah, nevermind...

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Peso: Kwazii, do you think you can help me with this final paper?

Kwazii: Sure! What do you need?

Peso: I'm writting about bones and joints, primarily the flexibility of them and how far that flexibility can go. I know you're pretty flexible, so do you think I can examine you a bit?

Kwazii, flustered: *verbal keyboard smash*

Kwazii: Ehem, um... Yes!

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Sorry this is so short + all over the place ^^;

I'm still trying to get back into writing scenarios and such, which clearly is taking some time-

I'll probably write more info on the Highschool/College AU later tho :)

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but I downloaded the Tumblr app to my phone and I'm trying to figure it out

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Peso: As you can see on this X-ray, this is how a tail should normally look

*shows an image of a tail with no breaks*

Peso: This, is how your tail looks

*shows an image of Kwazii's tail, which has been broken several times over and healed wrong*

Kwazii: I don't see the concern-

Peso: THERE IS ALL THE CONCERN-

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Barnacles: Alright, this is an easy mission, get on the island, get the creature to safety, get out. Easy

The universe: Haahaa get screwed

*makes everything insanely difficult*

Barnacles:

Barnacles: damnit

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Shellington: *eating seaweed*

Kwazii: What ya eating there?

Shellington, who's brain is running on autopilot: your mom

Kwazii: *fear and shock*

Tweak from across the hall: YES!!!

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Dashi: Alright, the discord server is finished, and I have all the roles set!

Barnacles: Thank you Dashi :)

Shellington: Dashi, quick question...

Dashi already knowing what he's going to ask: Yes?

Shellington: why is one of my roles "the one everyone sees as 'uwu baby, but is a feral gremlin'"?

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Professor Inkling: Alright, so as you can see, this book are organized by color, the information they hold, and their title in alphabetical order

Dashi, who is color blind and doesn't have her contacts in: Got it!

Kwazii, who struggles with dyslexia and has to say the entire alphabet to know what comes next: Definitely...

Shellington, who has been zoned out for the past few hours: Yeh-

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Tweak, modifying Shellington helmet: Alright, finished!

Shellington putting the helmet collar around his neck: Amazing! So, what did you do?

Tweak: I just reinforced the glass/plastic and added some support

Shellington: Oh, why did you do that?

Tweak: Well...

[Flashback to a few hours ago]

Peso: *having a panic attack*

Tweak: Peso! What happened?

Peso: SHELLINGTON MANAGED TO CRACK HIS HELMET AGAIN UNDERWATER AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS I THINK HE CRASHED THE GUP AGAIN BUT I DON'T KNOW AND-

[Flashback over]

Tweak: Uh, yeah, I just wanted to...

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Kwazii: I am going to put all of these marbles in my pocket, and then leave one in each room, just to confuse everyone

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My reach has tanked so much and idk what to do-

Ask are still open, and I'll be posting the rules + pinning them some point soon ^^

I'm tired as hell right now, so here's each Octonauts reaction to being told to go to sleep and stuff. I apologize in advance for the formatting, I have no idea what I'm doing

Tw for swearing

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Person: Please go to sleep

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Barnacles: After this last mission-

Peso: You said that five missions ago Captain...

Barnacles:

Barnacles: after this last mission-

Peso: Captain no-

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Kwazii: ONLY IF YOU CAN CATCH ME-

*crashes into wall while doing a flip*

Tweak from around the corner: Dumbass

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Peso: No worries! I haven't been at it for too long!

Barnacles: Define "not too long"

Peso:

Peso, now panicking: Roughly-

Barnacles: Sleep. Now.

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Shellington: No worries, I've done this several times before!

Professor Inkling: When was the last time you slept?

Shellington: Around 6 - 8

Professor Inkling: 6 - 8 what?

Shellington: Yes

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Dashi: No💖

Shellington: How did you do that-?

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Tweak: Sleep is for the weak, not for the Tweak

Dashi: Holy shit she's so tired that she started to make rhymes-

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Professor Inkling: Sleep is an illusion and time is a social construct, which was actually made by- *starts rambling*

No one dares to convince Professor to go to sleep

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Guess who's back after 15 years of radio silence? This person >:)

I'll be getting to requests soon, so in the mean time have some Incorrect Octonauts Quotes ^^

+ some random headcanons

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Barnacles: So, explain how this works?

Tweak: Kwazii?

Kwazii: Yes?

Tweak: Please explain Pokémon to the Captain

Kwazii, who has the entire Pokémon Rap memorized: *deep inhale*

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Peso: Ok, just, hold still for a moment...

Tweak: Got it.

Tweak:

Tweak: *starts vibrating due to too much energy + staying still*

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Shellington: *doing the raptor arm thing*

Random person: Is... is he OK? Did he have a stroke or something?

Dashi, trying not to laugh: Na, they're just like that

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Professor Inkling: I met Captain Barnacles while teaching a class on Marine Biology. How did you meet him?

Professor Natquik: I threw a snowball and it hit him dead in the face

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Tweak: So yeah, that's how I chose my name. How about you?

Tracker: ...

Tracker: I like tracking things down...

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Dashi: Ok, now you just have to stand still and balance! Balance is key when on a surfboard

Kwazii: Pff, easy!

Kwazii: *tail starts swaying due to focus and touches the water*

Kwazii: YAAAA- *falls in*

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Peso: Here, have a sticker!

Kwazii: This is a cat sticker saying "purr-fect"...

Peso: Oh, sorry, I'll give you a new one-

Kwazii, aggressive sticking it on their hat: No I love it and I'll keep it forever

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Shellington: Hold on, I think I have something for this...

Dashi: What is it?

Shellington: *pulls a giant box filled with lab equipment from his bag*

Dashi:

Dashi: How tf did that fit in that tiny bag...

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* Credit to something @manilovewomen pointed out in a post they made about how Octonauts characters just pull things out of no where/pull things from bags that shouldn't fit ^^

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but everyone is panicking and doing actions

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Tweak: Captain is coming, act natural!

Kwazii: *stands on ceiling somehow*

Shellington: *is asleep on the floor covered in research*

Dashi: *takes pictures of Kwazii and glass*

Peso: *panic bangades a chair*

Professor Inkling: *starts talking about books to a wall*

Tweak: great job *starts disassembling a table*

Captain Barnacles walking in: ??? •─────✧─────•

Kwazii: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!

Tweak: *jumps on table*

Peso: *jumps into water*

Shellington: *jumps on to Kawzii for some reason*

Barnacles: *dies because he doesn't understand the game and is confused*

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Tweak: fuck

Barnacles: Language

Tweak: fuck-eth

Barnacles: No-

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Barnacles: Hello Octonauts, this is your Captain speaking

Kwazii: AND THIS IS YOUR LITUNENT SHOUTING

Barnacles: Yes, and-

Kwazii: *incoherent yelling*

Barnacles: *puts Kwazii's helmet up, silencing him*

Barnacles: Anyways, we're stuck inside a cave

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I'm running out of ideas again T~T

More Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Peso Addition Tw for swearing

_________________________ Peso: Shellington what happened? Shellington, hiding in the corner of his room: Kwazii

_________________________ Peso: Captain are you ok? I heard a loud bang come from here Barnacles: No worries Peso, nothing I can't handle! Peso: Then why is your leg stuck under your anchor? Barnacles: Barnacles: no worries I can manage- Peso: Captain please- _________________________ Shellington: Peso, when was the last time you sleep? Peso: When was the last time YOU slept? Shellington: Shellington: I will get Kwazii or Tweak to throw you across the room now answer the question- _________________________ Kwazii telling Peso a scary story: And then, they were never seen again! Peso, shaking: So that thing just came from behind and, and... took them? Kwazii: Aye, and some say that they are still wandering around to this day, searching for more prey~ Peso: Oh no- Barnacles coming from behind: Peso! Kw- Peso: *turns fast and punches Barnacles in the stomach* Barnacles, doubled over on the ground: *strained* I didn't think you could hit that hard- Peso, now panicked: CAPTAIN I'M SORRY- Kwazii, shocked: Well damn- _________________________ Dashi: Peso, I need some information on this illness, apparently it's very rare Peso: Do you know the name? Does it have a name yet? Dashi: Yes, it does, it's called Ligma! Tweak, already laughing: oh no- Peso: Ligma? Can you describe the symp- Dashi: LIGMA BAL- _________________________ Peso: Can you tell me what happened? Tweak, completely stuck in a dryer (ones that face upwards, not out): No I can not. _________________________ Professor Inkling: Peso, come quickly! Peso running down the hall: What happened Professor? Professor Inkling, completely calm: The Vegamals made you a gift! Peso: Really? They didn't have to- Vegamals: *are holding up one of those oddly detailed butt cakes* Professor Inkling: I... don't really understand the meaning behind the cake, but it looks very nice! Peso dying inside: yEs... vERy niCe _________________________ I am once again losing inspiration-

𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙼𝚢 𝙰𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝!

𝚂𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝙰𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚜 -

𝙿𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗: 𝙿𝚘𝚔𝚎𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑

𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚠 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚢: 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚠𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚒

𝙺𝚒𝚛𝚋𝚢: 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚒

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𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗:

𝙽𝚊𝚖𝚎: 𝙶𝚊𝚕𝚎/𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚎/𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑

𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛: 𝙽𝚘𝚗𝚋𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚌

𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚜: 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢/𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚖/𝙷𝚎/𝙱𝚞𝚗

𝚁𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚜: 𝙾𝚙𝚎𝚗!!!

𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜:

𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝚈𝚎𝚜 (𝚝𝚊𝚐 𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘, 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 ^^)

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𝚃𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚜:

• 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚜 (𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌/𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌)

• 𝚂𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚜

• 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜

• 𝙸𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚀𝚞𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜

• 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜*

• 𝙰𝚛𝚝 (𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜)

⚝

𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎:

• 𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚢

• 𝙵𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏

• 𝙰𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚝

• 𝙷𝚞𝚛𝚝/𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝

• 𝙳𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 (𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜)

• 𝚁𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜

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𝚆𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎:

• 𝚂𝚖𝚞𝚝

• 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚝

• 𝚊𝚍𝚞𝚕𝚝/𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍 (𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌)

• 𝚎𝚝𝚌.

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*𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜: 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚘𝚏. 𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎

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𝙳𝚗𝚒:

• 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝙳𝙽𝙸 (𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚝, 𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚒𝚜𝚝, 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚘/𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚋𝚒𝚌, 𝚎𝚝𝚌.)

• 𝚙𝚛𝚘-𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚛

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𝙷𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚢/𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ^^

Running low on inspiration rn, so have some pictures I took ^^

IF YOU WANT TO USE THESE PLEASE ASK + GIVE CREDIT

(These are all from an Aquarium, but I have several more I'm different locations, just ask and I'll post them)

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Also a low quality shark, because I really like sharks.

These are all my personal favorites

There is a fair chance that I'll become a photographer later in life, especially if my other plans don't work/aren't enough

More Octonauts stuff (and art!!!) coming soon :3

May I ask for some Kwazii x Peso incorrect quotes? 😌

You got it!! ^^

This is fairly long, and has a lot of ship stuff (for the last one I sadly couldn't think of much) and some random stuff here and there

There are some fun facts at the end of the post as well ^^

Tw/Cw for swearing, mention of injuries + medical stuff

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Kwazii: Hey Peso, I have a question

Peso: Um, sure, what is it?

Kwazii: Are you a surgeon? Because you've taken my heart

Peso, flustered: wha-

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Peso: Ok, please explain how this happened?

Kwazii, covered in bruises and minor scrapes: I fell you for

Peso:

Kwazii:

Peso:

Kwazii: i fell off a cliff whole doing a trick-

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Kwazii: So... do you like cats???

Peso: Yeah-

Kwazii: *seductively pushes a glass off the table*

Peso:

Peso: why would you do that-

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Kwazii: My future partner needs to be brave! Strong! Outgoing! Unapologetically themselves! Always ready for a new adventure! Someone who can keep up with me!!

Peso: *manages to tangle himself in bandages while trying to help a sea slug and freaks out*

Peso: *quickly fixes it all like the king he is*

Kwazii:

Kwazii: I want that one >:3

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Peso: Everyone, STOP!!!

The rest of the team: :0

Kwazii: THAT'S MY BOY!!! I'M PROUD OF YOU!!!

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Kwazii: Ok, so, random question, but what would happen if I were to-

Peso, already knowing where they are going with this: no

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Peso: Are you ready to commit?

Kwazii: A crime, to a relationship, or something else?

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Peso: Is something burning??

Kwazii: Just my love for you ♡

Kwazii:

Kwazii: And the toaster

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Kwazii: I'm an expert at identifying birds!

Peso, pointing at a hawk: What about that one?

Kwazii: Yup, that's 100% a bird >:3

Peso: ° - °

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Peso: How did you hurt your tail this time?

Kwazii: Did you see those stairs over there?

Peso: Yes?

Kwazii: I didn't

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Kwazii, over the octo radio or whatever they use: Peso, do you know what blood type I am?

Peso: Yes, you're O+

Kwazii: Shit, I guessed wrong, excuse me nurse-

Peso: Wait what happened-

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Peso: Kwazii no-

Kwazii: Kwazii yes

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Peso: *does something chaotic and risky*

Kwazii, almost crying: I'm so proud-

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Peso: We don't know what's in that cave. It can be an injured creature, something dangerous, or something that none of us could be prepared for or fully understand...

Kwazii, already swimming towards the cave: SOUNDS LIKE A DARE TO ME!!!

Peso looking at Barnacles: I now understand your pain-

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Peso over the radio/communicator: Ok, just keep the leg straight and use your left hand to push the patella back into place. Then stay off the leg. I'll call you back later, I'm in a meeting

Peso: So, as I was saying, Pinto is really enjoying finger painting and music! I was wonder if -

The teacher: ○ - ○

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Peso: Treat spider the way you want to be treated ^^

Kwazii: Feared and killed without hesitation

Peso: no-

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Peso: Can we visit this Ghost Ship attraction?

Kwazii: What's wrong with the one we're in now?

Peso, scared: Wait, what-?

Kwazii: Night Peso!!

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Fun facts!!

Cats only have 3 (6) blood types! A+, A-, B+, B-, AB+, and AB- (or at least that's what's known, every species has a different system)

When Peso was taking with a teacher in that one quote, that's about half of what it takes to relocate a knee on your own

Also, I'm deathly afraid of spiders (and bugs in general), and understand the struggle ^^'

I also used to be in a kind of Pre Medical School, so most of the Peso things are based on what I did/learned ^^

Requests are still open ^^

Tweak x Kwazii incorrect quotes?

You got it! ^^

Making this one fairly long because I haven't seen much content for this ship (and want to give the shippers something fun)

Half of these are clearly relationship, while the other half is random ^^"

Tw/Cw for swearing

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Tweak: I don't need sleep, sleep is for the weak! I'm not tired, I'll be fine >:3

Kwazii: Come on, it will be lonely! Just come at cuddle with me at least

Tweak: Are... you trying to seduce me into have a proper sleep schedule??

Kwazii:

Kwazii: is it working-

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Tweak: Kwazii, give me your hand

Kwazii, confused: Ok????

Tweak: *clips bracelet around their wrist*

Kwazii: Oh, thank! Umm, what is this for??

Tweak: To make sure people know you're mine >:1

Kwazii:

Kwazii: (,,Ծ‸Ծ,,)

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Kwazii: So, she kissed me

Barnacles: And you kissed her back?

Kwazii: No, her mouth, wHY would I kiss her back???

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Tweak: Life is kind of like Kwazii.

Tweak: Fast, unpredictable, but full of energy and excitement

Kwazii: Aww, thanks-

Tweak: and short

Kwazii:

Kwazii: >:/

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Tweak: Hey, I found a spider! A cool little thing, just vibing and eating other bugs-

Tweak: ...

Tweak: Fuck where did it go?

Kwazii: TWEAK WHAT THE FUCK!!!

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Tweak: Remember what I told you

Kwazii: I love you

Kwazii: And to stop crashing the Gup B

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Tweak: I have invited you all here to play one of the deadliest games ever made

Kwazii: Just Dance with nunchucks

Tweak:

Tweak: I was going to say lazer tag

Tweak: But now I'm interested...

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Kwazii: Every zoo can be a petting zoo if you're daring enough!

Tweak: How many times have you been kicked out of the zoo?

Kwazii: Next question!

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Kwazii: I can't do this without you Tweak! You're an essential part of the team and plan!

Tweak: You can do it without me, it would just be less stylish

Tweak:

Tweak: and a complete train wreck...

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Kwazii, coming back from a mission disappointed: T^T

Tweak: Kwazii, what did you think a tiger shark way??

Kwazii: I BELIEVED!!! AND SHELLINGTON LIED!!!

Shellington laughing in the back: >:3

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Kwazii: Are you ever going to listen to me or my ideas on gup modifications??

Tweak: Of course

Kwazii: Really!? When? Because I have a lot of ideas-

Tweak: When you stop crashing the gup whenever I add something new

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Tweak: How was your visit with your grandfather?

Kwazii: Pretty good! He taught me some laws of the wild

Tweak: Really? What kind?

Kwazii: Well for one if an alligator eats someone close to you then that alligator will instantly take their place

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Kwazii: Are we fighting or flirting?

Tweak: I have you pinned against a wall with a screwdriver aimed at you-

Kwazii: And?

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Tweak: I have no idea how I'm attracted to you

Kwazii: WELL YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME NOW!!!

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Kwazii: We had a date planned!

Tweak, confused: What date???

Kwazii: *aggressively points to a pirate based coloring book*

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I hope you enjoyed!! ^^

Requests are still open :>