Latest Posts by abreviat - Page 8

time to waste the last month of 2013 on the internet

spending 20 dollars is easy but once you do it 5 times uh oh

i have to get into bed twenty times a day or ill start following through on various threats ive made

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

do i believe in romance…not sure. am i obsessed with it…absolutely

dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think "oh a nice drink of water i was parched" just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior

No but the POWER in that scream vocal what the FUCK

Was flipping through my japanese text book the other day and found this funny. Eat nothing drink nothing go nowhere meet nobody do nothing go king give us nothing

we all have that ONE friend who HATES being hit over the head with a metal pipe😂 and cries PLEASE DONT HIT ME WITH A METAL PIPE MY SKULL IS FRACTURED during METAL PIPE NITE😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀😂🤣

small talk? it was quite big to me. i love you

ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

if you only spoke in rhyme under oath do you think the judge would like. get mad at you. imagine that youre being like, 100% truthful and serious about it. but your sentences just happen to rhyme. maybe also have a subtle but consistent meter.

someone go on a walk with me before i go crazy

Come Over & We Can Hang Out on thr floor

small comp of random and funny twosentencehorror (and 2sentence2horror) posts

i have others but don't feel like sifting through 500+ files for them right now

Need minimum 12 hours a day of do my own thang time

And if the down with cis bus crashes into us

what a typical wednesday looks like

Can i be sensitive for 1 second or will i be tackled and killed

sorry i said i wanna taste your blood do you still think im cute

I just want to walk into a forest and simply disappear without a trace

not now darling, mommy is playing her daily solitaire game

did you know that its impossible to throw an egg really hard onto your bedrooms wall right now try it

DONT CLICK ON THAT!!! whew. sorry. just be careful.. many people dont know that .pdf stands for “poison dart frog.”