SOMEONE's Been Leaving This On Parked Teslas. Keep It Up.

A flyer left on a Tesla, that reads:
SORRY ABOUT YOUR SWATICAR
We know-you didn't sign up for this.
Once upon a time, Teslas were cool.  They were futuristic, fast, and felt like a step toward a better world. No noe could have predicted that Elon Musk would go full Nazi-apologist. And now, here you are, driving around in a rolling PR disaster.
But don't worry - there's still time to get out before the resale value crashes harder than Twitter.
HOW TO ESCAPE YOUR TESLA FASTER THAN ELON CAN LOSE ADVERTISERS:
-Sell it ASAP: Prices are dropping. Get ahead of the wave by listing it on Carvana, CarMax, or local EV buyback programs. Check Tesla resale values daily.
-Lease? Transfer it! Sites like SwapALease and Lease Trader  help you hand off your lease to someone who hasn't read the news lately.
-Trade it in: Some dealerships will still take a Tesla, especially if you're getting into a different EV.
BETTER EV OPTIONS (THAT WON'T AGE LIKE A BAD TWEET):
-Hyundai Ioniq 5 & 6 - Stylish, fast charging, and won't make people side-eye.
-Rivian R1S & R1T - For those who wanted a Cybertruck but have taste.
-Polestar 2 & 3 - Scandanavian cool, no billionaire baggage.
-Ford Mustang Mach-E - Classic name, modern tech, no weird billionair cult.
-Anything NOT associated with a guy who tweets "great point" at white nationalists

You bought your Tesla in good faith, thinking it was the future. It's not your fault. But now, the best move is to leave it in the past - before the only buyers left are alt-right influences and guys who say "actually, free speech" every 10 minutes. 

Good luck! Act fast!

SOMEONE's been leaving this on parked Teslas. Keep it up.

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