alienjamesp

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needing to write something like dialogue in english class without using ‘said’ is light work when you’ve been writing fanfics for five years 🤑

I hate when Sirius Black is not the most attractive man in the room. I'm sorry Remus, who? James, who? Regulus, who? Barty, who? Get out of here. It's Sirius of Troy, girl.

what a good day to remember that butch lesbians (ESPECIALLY trans, poc, and/or fat butch lesbians) aren’t fucking predatory 

how to tell the difference between romantic and platonic feelings for dummies 101 thank you and goodnight

reading fanfiction in school is like, to me, more acceptable than writing it… coz why am i in math class cooking up a story about harry potters DADA teacher in third year and his godfather?!?!? my days

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

my typa humour 😛

Wolfstar is my serotonin, dopamine, endorphins, and emotional support illegal substance.

this is how all my book planning goes and then i get confused when i try and figure out where i’m going with the fic… anyways i did quit writing that so feel free to do whatever with it!

chat this is me coming out…. AS AN AMORTENTIA TAG LOVER. like i’m rubbing my hands together getting all cozy coz i already KNOW it’s going to be a BANGER. i looooove seeing it tagged like… you know what HELL yeah!!!

still the funniest thing ever to me ngl

why does school need to exist i JUST got to the good part in a fic and now i have to do work??? what the fuck.

who can relate

evan:

barty:

“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next

this is so barty core

Evan: You know, Regulus gives Potter flowers all the time. I wish you’d do that too.

Barty: Whatever you say, love.

*sometime later*

Barty: Here you go.

James, holding flowers: Thank you??

Barty: I’m as confused as you are.

I think if super old artists—like the ones carving statues from stone—ever discovered what art has become in the future, like AI and modernization, they’d go fucking crazy

it should be a law that if it’s raining and you wake up feeling comfy in bed you shouldn’t have to answer to any of your obligations

lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk

“James Potter was a bad person and a bully!!!”

you guys just don’t know him like i did ok leave him alone 💔

he has to keep mother updated always.

for every reblog on this post i will eat one plastic bag so the turtles dont have to

no cigarette left behind…not in this economy 💔

People say that Wolfstar never happened in canon and yet every cell in my body disagrees.

James [coming in]: GUYs, I'M HOOOOME

James [punching the floor]: I'VE GOT SOME LOUD FOOTSTEPS, HUH

James [knocking over a vase on purpose]: HAHA SILLY ME

James [yelling at the top of his lungs: BOY, I SURE DO I HOPE I DON'T WALK IN ON SOMETHING THAT COULD SCAR ME FOREVER

James:...

James, just in case: *SHRIEKS*

Sirius: For God's SaKE MOONY IS NOT HERE