Hello! How Many Hyperfixations Have You Had, And What Were They?

Legolas: ARAGON WHERE IS MY CONDITIONER I CAN'T FIND MY CONDITIONER ! ARAGON THE HOBBITS ATE MY CONDITIONER HOW DID THEY EVEN MANAGE THAT

Aragon: LeGoLaS wE'rE LiTerAlLy aT bORoMiR's fuNErAl.

I know Elves are canonically just effortlessly beautiful creatures but I think it's funny to imagine Legolas having an extensive skin care and beauty routine that he does every morning to maintain his etheral features and he gets so fussy about it too and Aragorn is just like

SNEK HATS

this has probably been done before BUT Aziraphale makes these little snake hats for Crowley

you know the ones...

good omens headcannons: AZIRACROW EDITION

Aziraphale takes very good care of his clothes, and in the very few instances of them gaining tears or rips he painstakingly hand-stitches them back together

he once spent half an hour agonising over two practically identical colours of thread to find the one that matches his waistcoat perfectly

whenever Crowley rips his clothes (which is a weekly event) he uses whatever will take the less amount of effort physically possible to fix it

one time Aziraphale walked in on him using a stapler to staple the seams of a pair of pants back together

they both decide they wanted to learn to cook at the same time and spent many evenings arguing over the finer points of the recipes

they tried to use a cooking tutorial on youtube but it quickly deteriorated into both of them yelling at the video every five seconds for 'getting cooking wrong'...the video was made by a professional chef

one time Crowley put a vanilla sponge in the oven and then promptly forgot about it

when he did finally remember it it was burnt so bad it was black all over so he just left it on the counter to deal with it later

Aziraphale came home and thought it was a chocolate cake

suffice to say he was very disappointed when he tried a slice

Aziraphale never used to sleep much but one day in winter Crowley was asleep on the bookshop's couch and he thought he would just take a teensie nap

they both woke up 3 days later curled up on the couch together <3

Aziraphale: Crowley, dear, are you...crying?

Crowley: nO i'm having an allergic reaction

Aziraphale: to what?

Crowley: ...life.

me, shivering under 3 blankets on my bed in the middle of winter: sUnSHinE? wHeRe? whErE iS tHe sUNshiNE?

god i love being able to do work from my laptop on a bench in the sunshine with an iced vanilla latte by my side

you look great in that frog costume

Beelzebub's fly hears the drama

Week 87 of posting Good Omens memes for Everyday until Season 3

first post yall!!!

Hello tumblr! As the title of my blog suggests, I don't really know what I'm doing...

Current fandoms: (drumroll)

Lord of the Rings, Doctor Who, Good Omens, Marvel, DCU, Six of Crows, The Hunger Games, Throne of Glass, Percy Jackson, Hamilton, Hadestown, EPIC the Musical, Ghosts, and probably ten more by this time next week.

Expect headcannons, fic recs, and memes to ensue shortly

questions and statements are very welcome :D

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

honestly if 15 gave me a hug I might actually explode

Words cannot describe how much I need a hug from the Doctor. Literally any of them. It is not a want it is a need. I'm 100% convinced it would fix me