When You Message Somebody And It Says “seen” And They Don’t Reply

Dreamland | ( by Derek Culver )

I wonder how many times I’ve walked by a person who actually found me attractive.

This is an obligatory Adrian Monk (Tony Shalhoub) appreciation post.

Yes please

Goodnight moon🌙

Monk? The whole house is laid out at right angles - everything except this table. You want to tell me why?

–‘Mr Monk and the Very Very Old Man’

Randy: One night I got a call - a P-300 downtown. There was a bumper sticker on one of the cars, and it said, "Happiness is a choice." I mean, I know it sounds crazy, but it changed my life. I mean, I made a decision right there. I chose to be happy. I mean, I really believe that. I mean, you have the power. You can choose to be happy.

Monk: I guess I should read more bumper stickers.

Randy: [yawning] Everybody should. Okay, it's late. I'm gonna to go sack out.

Monk: Yeah, good night.

Randy: See you in the morning.

Monk: Wait a minute. P-300? Isn't that a fatality?

Randy: Yeah, it was pretty ugly. The driver hit a tractor-trailer head on. He and his wife were both DOA.

Monk: And this was the car that had the bumper sticker, "Happiness is a choice"?

Randy: Yeah, that's right. Well, actually, it was on fire when I got there, so it was hard to read.

Monk: And this didn't deter you or make you think twice?

Randy: [shrugs] It was an epiphany, Monk. You can't just choose where you get it. I mean it could come from a guru on a mountaintop, or it could be from a bumper sticker on a burning Subaru.

inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit