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*rolls a twenty* uh yeah, you can do that
I steal the chromosome that prevents people from thinking the earth is flat
put ur zodiac sign in the tags & if you like or dislike:
- pineapple on pizza - mint ice cream / mint chocolate - ketchup in mac n’ cheese - fries dipped in ice cream
Okay so I bought a dress today (along with a pair of dark blue velvet pants they are great)
and it looks pretty normal, right?
WRONG
GREETINGS I HAVE COME TO LAY A CURSE UPON YOUR VILLAGE AND KISS ALL YOUR WOMEN
if you see this post you’re legally obligated to reply to it with your current favorite song
• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!
Legend of Korra is great because it’s during the early 1850’s but add in some benders, world peace, and woman’s rights
It’s the water that turned the frogs gay
Photo by Lusher
i made another horrible quiz, come get assigned a niche lgbtq aesthetic such as "strapping young transmasc farmhand" or "morose bisexual sailor"
nti-rr
Imma do this because I’m fucking bored.
What’s your url?
Now take away any and all numbers (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0), take away the letters F, Z, M, Q, L, H, B, T, P, E, A, Y, S, B, D, and X, take away all dashes (-),
What’s your new fucked up version of your url?
crustycreature
crucrur
Why isn’t oatmeal a dessert? It’s like rice pudding, but with oats, and rice pudding is a desert! And if oatmeal can’t be a desert than rice pudding should become a breakfast food.
There should be a dim setting for all lights because when I get up to go to the bathroom at 3am I don’t appreciate being scared out of my wits and blinded by my damn lights
I’ve been binging marvel movies and I gotta say, Tony Stark has one hell of a magical girl transformation
Everyone needs to stop making amazing content because I can’t like it all
I personally would like to see the opposite. Like the mean popular girl gets superpowers and is shunned by everyone because they’re all scared of her, and her boyfriend breaks up with her and the only people that don’t hate her are the people she once bullied, so she starts hanging out with them, learns the error of her ways, and learns to control her powers
Do we have enough YA books with "Nobody girl suddenly realizes she has incredible power that could save/destroy the world, and now she has to fight for a group of people while trying to decide which love interest to choose, one of which has only noticed her because of said incredible power" for it to become an official trope
KFC man got some cool kicks
Kicks. (at Sydney, Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CLKiRo1Aa9F/?igshid=fsfou7x55plu
When the characters you got emotionally attached to all die in the end and you’re left an emotional, soon-to-be-heartless wreck
Ok but Korra with her hair down is IMMACULATE
Who’s ready for some HIGH QUALITY COMMERCIALS???? I don’t know shit about football and couldn’t care less about who wins the super bowl this year, but I love me a comedic commercial
How can one get a full ten hours of sleep and STILL be tired. It’s like my body is rejecting the sleep I’m giving it. JuST TAKE THE SLEEP! IT’S FOR YOU!
The username gets me every time
Joe Biden’s Spotify playlist got leaked and apparently that man has an entire playlist dedicated to Hatsune Miku. Various politicians and news reporters went crazy about it. Tons of memes followed.
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
I just don’t understand. How can you be such a bloodbending prodigy that you can keep someone in the air?? Bloodbending doesn’t stop gravity. How is that possible???
even if you only reblog, that’s enough
1st of February, 2021
i was debating on whether or not i should post this on tumblr but seeing as there haven’t been posts about this yet, here it is. i’m exposing my real location and nationality but it doesn’t matter.
if you have been active on twitter, you may already know #savemyanmar is trending. long story short, there has been a military coup. several nations have released statements but i want to share insight on what’s happening in the country.
memes about a coup have been circulating around for a couple days and when i slept at 2 am last night, we were still under the rule of the National League for Democracy (NLD). while they are not technically democratic, they are the closest we’ve got. when my mother woke up at 6 this morning, she was notified that the country was now under the rule of the military.
banks services are no longer available. wifi was cut at around 7-8. some people got wifi again earlier but many got it barely thirty minutes ago. this is bad for businesses especially ones that require international communications. additionally, international students like myself are experiencing anxiety; how do we pay for and attend classes if we’re not sure wifi is a given?
myanmar has a long, complicated history with military governments. the last time the military went into rule was in 1962 and only stopped in 2011, following the 2010 elections. there was a huge protest in 1988 lead by students that resulted in lots of death. during the military junta, resources like rice, water, oil, were scarce. the gist is military rule is bad for us.
all of my followers are not myanmar citizens, i’m sure but as part of the international community, please help us. here is a petition that you can sign (although i’m not sure if that can do much). there may be protests in front of myanmar embassies so look out for those. most of all, please help spread awareness.
the people here are coping with dark humor, primarily in the form of memes but we don’t know how long this rule will last, even though the official statement said only a year. here’s something that pretty much sums up our coping mechanism:
again, even a reblog helps
update :: all telecommunication means will be cut off at 12 am MMT
Was tv invented for ads or were ads invented for tv
Food fills the void in my soul. I don’t know which one though cus I have a couple.
Doc Martens give off the best queer energy
Rice pudding is the mac and cheese of desserts
Kinda angsty, but I like them @gaykeyboardsmashed
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This is way more on-point than it probably should be. xD
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