My O/C Creation Format

i love this tweet so much i think about it weekly, i structure my life around it its so crazy how much one tweet changed the way i view neopronouns for the better

Whats the word?

Water cow, but not manatee

first thought was potato.. got big teeth, is the gray one in the group of animals stuck with the penguins in that movie where they join a circus, my brain decided the name should be potato puppy. I know the name sounds kinda close to onomonatopeia

someone help me please!!!!!!!!!1 

As a rule of thumb, don't reblog donation posts or people asking for donations unless they've been vetted and reblogged by Palestinian bloggers. We usually go to lengths to verify this shit because we know scammers have been faking to get people to send them money, using the urgency of our genocide as bait.

It's disgusting this is what we're dealing with, but people are losing money because of some truly evil people out there.

Accounts don't just randomly spring up on tumblr without gofundmes while asking for someone to help them create a campaign. Fuck out of here with that shit.

yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad

Hello 😏

Thing I heard my siblings say:

"trash goes in the burn pile and food goes in the compost. Pick which one you are!"

“Your first scout assignment: Go into the forest, find a person, and burn them alive!”

“Welcome to Hell! We’ll roast you but first you need to have muscle... Welcome to your personal Hell. EXERCISE!!!!!”

“You can’t simp for a 20-year-old emotionally stunted emo with daddy issues. He’s just the genderbent version of you in 5 years.” 

“Welcome to Femboy Hooters!” “You cant work there, you don’t have abs.” “I can steal them from the football team.”

“I want your KnEEcAps!” “I already sold them on Ebay”

Younger Brother to the older brother:  YB:“are you going to the bathroom?” OB:“yes” YB:“Cool”-proceeds to run out of bedrom with pants half on- OB:”No!”

Did simple Sex, Gender, and Sexuality spectrums to show the older gen. 

Having to explain this shït to them is exhausting. my mom just tried to justify my being nonbinary by saying I was a tomboy that grew up in a culture that wanted me to be a ‘girly-girl’. NO, mom i am nonbinary, not a masc. girl.

name 2 foods with the same ingredients that otherwise bear no similarities whatsoever?

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I was watching tiktoks, and someone was wearing a black marching band uniform and I had to remind myself it is not a MCR shirt. I am now dead.