auilox - Auilox's Discomblogulation
Auilox's Discomblogulation

Just a blond lost in the woods.

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1 year ago
5000 Likes!

5000 likes!

I'm so generous with my Likes. ☺


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1 year ago
Hilda By Duane Bryers
Hilda By Duane Bryers
Hilda By Duane Bryers
Hilda By Duane Bryers
Hilda By Duane Bryers
Hilda By Duane Bryers
Hilda By Duane Bryers
Hilda By Duane Bryers
Hilda By Duane Bryers
Hilda By Duane Bryers

Hilda by Duane Bryers

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There's a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell, but the midnight train goes anywhere. Trains are clearly the superior transit method.

1 year ago

I desperately need this in my life.

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1 year ago

I can truly see this. It's a horror movie in my head.

Corporations be like

“If it takes one woman nine months to make a baby. Then surely 9 women should be able to make a baby in one month”

“Actually nine women would cost too much, let’s hire four women and get them to do the work of nine.”

“The four women aren’t working to the deadline and it’s now costing us too much. Let’s get rid of them and hire two men and one unpaid intern. Surely that will get us the results we need!”


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1 year ago
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50 posts!

Yay me!


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1 year ago

We had a flat tire. This is our spare.

1 year ago
2500 Likes!

2500 likes!

Now everybody knows what I do all day long.


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1 year ago
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1 year ago

Watched a Western yesterday. Now I need to know what came first, the bandit or the bandana.


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1 year ago

Chasing pain

THIS!!

THIS IS AN AMAZING WAY TO THINK OF CHRONIC PAIN

1 year ago

I hate hospitals/where even mountains weep

in the hospital's crowded hallway,

I stand alone

cold steel clatters,

overlapping somber screams

drenched in antiseptic-

the reaper's lullaby.

the worst of it, however, is when

i see a father

he's concrete and rocks,

a pillar of our haven,

the core of a warm hearth.

but his iron heart,

now starts to fracture,

like a sandcastle

facing the wrath of a storm.

he, who once blazed so bright,

shielding us from the cold

now withers, grows pale

his flame, once bold, now a blue ember.

as I gaze upon him,

i ponder the weight he bears;

in his shoes,

what fate awaits I-

a house of cards,

should I, too, bear

even a fraction of his woes.

1 year ago
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1 year ago

Well, if Einstein said it...

Boston Post, Massachusetts, July 7, 1921

Boston Post, Massachusetts, July 7, 1921

1 year ago

I never do audio anything. But this, this I want. #ThirdEye #Audible

Undressing Strike Edition #2!

Live from Felicia’s office, Tom and she discuss theatre, ailments and…probably that’s it :D

And please pre-order Third Eye from Audible if you haven’t already! It’s Felicia’s masterpiece, 5 years in the making, a 10 episode TV show in audio about a failed Chosen One who has to suffer as the biggest failure of all magic-kind. Stars Felicia, Neil Gaiman, London Hughes, Lily Pichu, Wil Wheaton and more! Releases Oct 5th! Pre-order now at audible.com/thirdeye

Check out my latest Podcast episode!

1 year ago

MY GOD WHAT HAVE I FOUND XD

I'm not sorry for having you know this exists XD

1 year ago
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1 year ago

I actually wish I could've gotten the Legos my niblings grew out of them, but I was busy adulting.

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1 year ago
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1 year ago

The daily meme

The Daily Meme

OMG THIS BLEW UP THANK YOU FOR THIS

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