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Image Description: The "I bring a sort of X vibe to X that X don't really like" edited to say "I bring a sort of all these rules are made up vibe to sexuality and gender that exclusionists don't really like"

Lindsey and Harper (Moth_Bitez) Lucy, Tox and Crispin, and Collie (@batsinnappies) Glasse and Mercury (Scribblesketchscoo)

An attempt at Stede Bonnet lmao

It went- alright, overall?

Our feather means death poster🏴‍☠️

I want to do something with the all of them since a long time!

And more should come!!

( Roach and the Suede are my fav by so far❤️‍🔥)

Do you think Stede WANTED to put some of that yummy lavender soap in the breakup box for Ed?

Like...

Lucius, trying to get Stede out of his funk: Alright, first things first. We need to get rid of everything he left here. (Gets a box and plops it in front of Stede; starts putting stuff in it)

Lucius: And I'm talking everything, his jacket, his guns-

Stede (reminiscently): He only has one gun

Lucius: okay, well if he did have extra guns, they would go in the box. Now get up and help me.

*a few moments later*

Lucius: Alright, that should be it- Captain?

Stede: Yes?

Lucius: I'm pretty sure this silk jacket is yours.

Stede: Well, he kept holding onto it whenever he was in here, so I figured he'd like to have it.

Lucius: Captain, this box is meant to be a way to let yourself be petty and throw it in his face that you don't need any part of him and he doesn't get to have any part of you. You don't put stuff in here just because you think he'll like it.

Stede: *sigh* alright.

Lucius: *nods*

Stede: Can I at least put some of the lavender soap in there? I think he'd really appreciate it-

Lucius: IT ISN'T A CARE PACKAGE!

"Why they are so mean to Brainy? "

"Because he talks too much and it's annoying"

DUDE THEN WHAT IS THIS

HE DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING, JUST TRYNA WATCH THE SHOW

The way Papa just ignores-

HE IS JUST EXCITED, BECAUSE HE WROTE THE SCRIPT AND REALLY PROUD OF IT

This is just sad at this point

OK PPL, HEAR ME OUT

Murder husbands?

Great

Ineffable husbands?

Great too

but what about-

MATELOTS HUSBANDS??

LIKE, GREAT- RIGHT? IT ACTUALLY HAS HISTORICAL SH*T BEHIND-

I AM RIGHT ABOUT THIS ONE, DONT DISCUSS ME-

The thing about the “you wear fine things well” scene is like. Let’s take this from Ed’s perspective.

You’re the meanest sonofabitch on the seven seas. Everybody knows your name. You reputation alone can win the day before you even fire a shot.

And you are fuckin bored.

So bored that the instant you get wind of some weirdo who appears to not be even a little impressed by you, you run to meet him. And by god, the first thing he says to you and your lustrous black beard is: “Do you work for Blackbeard?”

It immediately rotates your worldview. “Never thought of it like that before. Yeah, I suppose I do.”

But then he tells you about retirement. And you think, yeah. Yeah, actually, that sounds great. How do I do that?

Well, a fuckery of course! A good one, too. Something worthy of Blackbeard, with a tiger or something. But the important part is that there’s a corpse—the corpse of a man you made sure is similar enough to you in height and build to wear your clothes.

So now you’ve got a plan. You’re great at plans! And all you have to do is learn how to be a fancy ponce so you can go live the fancy ponce retirement of your dreams. Easy as that. How hard can it be to learn how to use silverware?

But it all goes wrong, doesn’t it? Catastrophically wrong. You struggle with the basics because you panic, and when’s the last time you panicked? Then you’re laughed out of a room by people who would wet themselves if they knew who you really are, and it occurs to you, suddenly, miserably, that if you go through with this, if you choose this life, you will never have that crutch again, because Blackbeard will be dead.

Worst of all, though, is the blooming doubt that this is what you want. This glittering world is meant to be your scrap of silk writ large. You’re not sure if it is, any more. You’re not sure if a world like that exists.

Now what?

Well. Now, along comes this silly man. You wrote him off as naïve because why else would he ever want to be a part of your world? Why would he claim he wanted to be “like Blackbeard” when he has his secret passages and model ships and summer linens? But you’ve seen what he’s running away from, now. You’ve seen he’s as much a master of that world as you are of yours. And you feel understood. You feel like an equal.

So when he tells you in the moonlight that you belong with that piece of silk, and it belongs with you, you believe, suddenly, that there’s a place in the middle, between your worlds, where you’re still yourself but you wear silk and eat marmalade and talk to handsome men in the moonlight. And Stede fits there, too.

This is why I f*cking love him-

LOOK AT HIMMMM! LOOK AT HOW ADORABLE HE IS 😭🥺

child handling for the childless nurse

My current job has me working with children, which is kind of a weird shock after years in environments where a “young” patient is 40 years old.  Here’s my impressions so far:

Birth - 1 year: Essentially a small cute animal.  Handle accordingly; gently and affectionately, but relying heavily on the caregivers and with no real expectation of cooperation.

Age 1 - 2: Hates you.  Hates you so much.  You can smile, you can coo, you can attempt to soothe; they hate you anyway, because you’re a stranger and you’re scary and you’re touching them.  There’s no winning this so just get it over with as quickly and non-traumatically as possible.

Age 3 - 5: Nervous around medical things, but possible to soothe.  Easily upset, but also easily distracted from the thing that upset them.  Smartphone cartoons and “who wants a sticker?!!?!?” are key management techniques.

Age 6 - 10: Really cool, actually.  I did not realize kids were this cool.  Around this age they tend to be fairly outgoing, and super curious and eager to learn.  Absolutely do not babytalk; instead, flatter them with how grown-up they are, teach them some Fun Gross Medical Facts, and introduce potentially frightening experiences with “hey, you want to see something really cool?”

Age 11 - 14: Extremely variable.  Can be very childish or very mature, or rapidly switch from one mode to the other.  At this point you can almost treat them as an adult, just… a really sensitive and unpredictable adult.  Do not, under any circumstances, offer stickers.  (But they might grab one out of the bin anyway.)

Age 15 - 18: Basically an adult with severely limited life experience.  Treat as an adult who needs a little extra education with their care.  Keep parents out of the room as much as possible, unless the kid wants them there.  At this point you can go ahead and offer stickers again, because they’ll probably think it’s funny.  And they’ll want one.  Deep down, everyone wants a sticker.

This dragon would like to share his birthday cake with you :)

(He lit the candles himself)

I present to you: my children, Collie and Colin

Collie is the human, he's Welsh and lives in the Rhondda valleys, he's quite quiet and shy, but very friendly

He's 21 and is a Zoology graduate, and plans to do a PhD in herpetology, studying newts. He chose newts because of a small pond near where he grew up, where he'd go to find newts before putting them back. (This is based on a pond near my grandparents where I'd go to find newts)

Colin is the dog, she's also quite shy and standoffish, tends to bark at strangers but cowers the moment they approach

She loves going with Collie to the pond, and gets incredibly muddy

I'm writing a story about them and the pond, and I'm quite excited about it :) if you read this, thank you, I appreciate you listening to me ramble about my characters

Luz: Hey you guys wanna go get some D-E-S-S-E-R-T?

King: Yeah dude, I need me a T-R-E-A-T!

Collector: Watcha guys talkin about?

Hunter: Yeah, why did you guys just spell dess-

Luz: NONONO SHHHHH!

King: SHUT UP DON’T SAY IT!

Hunter: … Uh… why?

King: Oh god how do we tell you this?

Luz: Collector… can’t spell…

Hunter: … WHAT?

King: He can’t spell, so when we talk about something he wants we spell it out loud, so he doesn’t get too excited.

Hunter: He is a god. He can’t handle hearing the word treat?

Collector: TREAT?

Luz: NO TREAT!

Collector: TREAT?

Luz: NO TREAT!

Collector: TREAT?

Luz: NO TREAT!

Collector: Awww….

Hunter: Okay what is happening?

Luz: We told you, he gets excited when he hears the word T-R-E-A-T.

Collector: Watcha talkin about?

Luz: Taxes.

Collector: Aw shucks.

Hunter: What, so you guys just treat him like a toddler?

Collector: TREAT?

King: NO TREAT!

Collector: TREAT?

King: NO TREAT!

Collector: TREAT?

King: NO TREAT!

Collector: Awwwwwww.

King: Dude, you gotta spell if you are talking about F-O-O-D.

Hunter: Okay… so are we getting an S-N-A-C-K?

Collector: SNACK?

King: Oh COME ON!

Luz: Dude REALLY?

Hunter: OH COME ON! I SPELLED IT!

King: Well he knows how to spell SNACK!

Hunter: SO HE CAN SPELL SNACK BUT HE CAN’T SPELL TREAT?

Collector: TREAT?

Hunter: NO TREAT!

Collector: TREAT?

Hunter: NO TREAT!

Collector: TREAT?

Hunter: NO TREAT!

Collector: GOD DAMMIT!

Luz: Okay he is getting fussy. It’s time for an N-A-P.

Collector: Yeeaaaah~

Hunter: What does N-A-P spell?

Collector: Party.

Wild Dogs see a Domesticated Dog

My exams start in two weeks and here I am drawing horrid Henry fanart

Though, watching a show about primary schoolers is helping with the exam stress

I am the a biggest (first and only) advocate for the 'Great Aunt Greta thinks Henry is AMAB and fully believes everyone else is transphobic' headcanon.

But humans aren’t fireproof!

Queerplatonic King n Collector flag edit

this was for funs... i saw the queerplatonic flag n thought "hey that already has King colors kind of" so this was very easy , free to use of course

ignore the messy png i edited in ok I MESSED UP THE STARS in colli´s hat

The Collector stumbles upon a regular mirror.

It reminds them of

Something

“The baby Titans were the cutest!”

Sleepy star child?

my headcanon: when a collector get physical body they are forget how to use eyes (and other stuff i guess?)

Some Collector and Amity siblings stuff :)

I like to imagine them going to her with their nightmares, asking her to read them stories, only to fall asleep on her shoulder

I also like to imagine them getting jealous of Luz like King got jealous of Amity 'what!? no collector hug?? I demand to be held' and then they get hugged from three directions by Amity, Luz, and King

'Looks like we're going to be siblings in law, king!' And they get to be flower star person with King (at Luz and Amity's not white wedding but they agreed it was so cute when they both insisted that they just let them)

The Collector just stayed in their usual clothes, and King wore his armour of intimidation and they spent the whole day randomly showering people with little stars with focus on lumity

Also Amity letting them bash their old siblings, and being there for them when they're sad about what they lost and who lied to them.

'I just- wish you'd been my sibling the whole time.'

'Me too. Those archivist people SUCK.'

'YEAH! They didn't even try to find me when I got trapped. They just decided it was good riddance and were disappointed when I came back last week...'

'Excuse me, WHAT. Collector, please stay away from them- if they're going to lure you into a place where you could be in such danger on purpose, then completely ignore you when you get trapped instead of taking your tablet to titans blood to free you or at least bringing you to the stars to keep you company, I dread to imagine what else they'd do to you. I don't want anyone else to hurt you like Belos and the archivists have. You're a good kid, you deserve way better.'

Cue The Collector breaking down in tears in Amity's arms

And also being there for them when they're feeling guilty over their pre-Luz actions, and she can just be like 'same little dude, same' and recount stories of the things she'd done under her parents' control

'Can I make my own book of friendship?'

'Of course, Collector'

Amity reading Otabin to The Collector would be so cute - I think they'd love it, especially having a bedtime story that isn't that malicious pile of stone slabs they have

Spoilers for watching and dreaming below - the scribbles in the photos King's looking at

Just a huddle of weirdos helping the resident god make a book of friendship

'Can I make my own book of friendship?'

'Of course, Collector'

Amity reading Otabin to The Collector would be so cute - I think they'd love it, especially having a bedtime story that isn't that malicious pile of stone slabs they have

Spoilers for watching and dreaming below - the scribbles in the photos King's looking at

Just a huddle of weirdos helping the resident god make a book of friendship

Platinum Bones Week - Day 2: Dress up / Throne

i was actually gonna take my time to do a sketch for Throne but seeing all the cute pics of Colly n King wearing sparkly dresses and all made me wanna color this one sketch i had in my stash! They are playing princesses

TOH except the characters are replaced by my failed Google searches

literally so funny that canonically collector´s thoughts in King´s tide were quite literally this while everyone was fucking dying

I didn't want to draw the background...

FAMILY PORTRAIT -Owl House comic :)

SPOILERS FTF ✨

Bonus*

Collector and Mamadalia making their own photo base on the clawthorne family foto jiji

How do comic artist do this all the time ?!?!! 😭 my respects for you guys like omg

i didn't want to post these drawings separately so it took me a while to render everything but i finally finished this

fanart of a little guy who really wants a friend

i really wanna give the collector and king a hug not to be dramatic but i'd die for both of them....i'd die for most characters in toh tbh i'm trying to forget that there's only one episode left :( im not prepared