hi tumblr! fun fact about my trollsona, is that they used to be much brighter and more eye-catching like poppy and the others, kind of like this but better colour-picked.
what happened? well after being raised by the funk trolls half of their life, they got curious, stepped outside, got bullied by some snooping rock trolls, and lost their way. they couldn't find the funk-ship (as i like to call it) after that.
they quickly paled in colour as they realized what the world around them had come to, almost greying at some points; but eventually they accidentally found the pop troll village and were forcibly welcomed to stay.
then they slipped away on their own to meet branch, and everything else goes down from there- (they're still prone to greying temporarily any point, though in the first movie when poppy and the others greyed, they didn't.)
so basically they're like the opposite of branch; instead of brightening if any positive emotion comes along, they dull further if any negative emotion comes along, even going as far as greying temporarily sometimes.
also yes they were born a pop troll technically, however they were generously raised by king quincy and queen essence; and also found out pretty early on that because of the way they were born, they physically cannot sing (because it hurts their throat). soo yeah, quiet pop-funk troll who can't sing and makes mixtapes and the occasional original beat. and is basically branch's perfect non-biological sibling- (and is also shipped with hickory because i cannot resist that man.)
it fucking sucks being a disabled person who can't work and having to see these fuckass posts where someone's like "ahaha jobless people have no life and that's why everyone shitty online has No Job" and everyone and their mother reblogs it joyfully onto my dash for me to see. yes unemployed and unemployable people are truly without exception dogshit people with no hobbies and no redeeming qualities. you're so right. anyway if you'll excuse me i have to start my shift at the I'll Never Be Employed Because Of Permanent Disability And I Love Knowing How You Really See Me store
Zargo you stupid lil slut /j
ALSO YES MY NAME IS ROCKY NOW!!!!!
yeh so i incorporated the previous post's weird dream into a funny skit that me and my pookie @m0on-shro0m did
have mafia mouse and his spray painted pet skunk, and sadmouse whose a little loser who's probably stoned half the time (his anxiety makes being high unpleasant lmfao)
Everyone apologize to Minecraft Story Mode immediately, it was always better.
Minecraft movie trailer sucks and makes me want to kill myself, how the fuck is the cgi so bad, how is EVERYTHING so bad, and do not get me started on them dragging Jack Black of all people into this bs.
you ever just feel the need to explode someone with your mind?
that should be a thing you can do to horrible people, just explode them with your mind.
I absolutely will! Gotta draw them tomorrow <3
Watched the new TMF spinoff episode and I'm making a self insert so I can ship myself with Bradley I love him sososososososoooo muchhhhh <333
(Also I literally predicted he was a big spooky faced softie so hehehehe, my skills are once again impeccable and i can sense a babygirl from a mile away)
((AND YES THIS INCLUDES MY TMF AU BTW HAHAHAHA))