Latest Posts by bluejaylo - Page 6

no how THE HELL does this refer to transgender people or lgbtqia people? cause if you look in the tags, it tags those people, even tho this person is clearly against those people. make it make sense

I’m not going to sacrifice my Christian morals to support your pathetic excuse of a religion that is composed of shitty atheists being shitty to innocent Christians. Satanism is evil. ZERO amount of convincing can turn my eye to be tolerant to it. Fuck Satanism. I will not stop till the world is rid of it.

*stops two lesbians at the farmers market* which one of you is stone cold steve austin and which one of you is triple h

I’m gonna go drink some water and see where that takes me….

the thing about working as a housekeeper is that sometimes I will be called to clean a room that is in such a state that it gives me pause.

The thing about being a housekeeper at a Hospital is that it is not the things that would usually be concerning that leave me with questions.

Like if I go clean a room and it is just covered in blood, I'm not all "where did all this blood come from" that would be silly. It came from inside the patient and they were already in a hospital so they're probably mostly fine hopefully.

In fact "Inside the patient" is where most of the potentially concerning stuff I have to deal with comes from. Vomit? That's from inside the patient. Urine? Feces? Inside the patient baby. Needles full of unidentified drugs? That was supposed to go inside the patient but I guess they frogot.

But when I go to clean a hospital room and it is full of Sand... Did that come from inside the patient? I hope not. Why is there so much sand? Where did it come from? Was there some kind of terrible beach accident?

I have many questions and I'm scared of the answers.

some of you sick fucks were probably glad when austin lost his mojo

pls tell me what ur great grandparents did for a living in the tags if u know... mine were dairy farmers, bakery workers and a security guard lol

Hi

hiiiii!!!

Eternity's Bond

i love my cat but I WAS ABOUT TO TAKE A REALLY GOOD PICTURE OF HIM BEING SILLIE AND HE FUCKING MOVED

i don't know whether to be insulted or glad? also wtf does 'the prophet eyup lovely' mean i think i might just be slow

the prophet eyup lovely

i will actually start trying this.

i'm over here wishing i had an ipad so i could do digital art, also knowing that i damn well have enough money for one but my parents will be like 'wtf why do you have so much money' because they don't know that i sell art at my school and get a lot of money off of it because how gory and weird the art is and they prolly won't want me drawing that kind of stuff

James: f is for friends who do stuff together!

Sirius: u is for you and me!

Both: n is for anywhere and anytime at all here in the deep blue sea!!

Regulus: please drown

James: aww come on Reggie try it

Regulus: no

James: :(((

Regulus: f is for the fire I'm going to set in your dorm room later

Regulus: u is for the uranium bomb I going to plant in your trunk

Regulus: and n is for nobody finding your bodies

James:

Sirius:

James: im so in love

James: Yeah, I promise I would never hurt Reggie no matter what. I would never be able to forgive myself even if I did.

Sirius: Hm.. alright

James: So we got that all sorted out?

Sirius: Haha, you wish. That was only part one, now you have to pass the test.

James: Test! What test??

Sirius: *lights go out and kahoot music starts* Question 1/50: What was his favorite stuffed animal growing up?

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

H*ll yeah.

Die temu ad die

jegulus au where

(James in an interview after his and Regulus’s movie just premiered)

Interviewer: How do you play being in love with your co-star so easy?

James: Being in love with Regulus really helped.

i think people brush past the fact that regulus was quite literally a man in sports. very much into quidditch, yes he likes books, yes he’s a strategist, a silent killer, but also. jock! i feel like jock is always james’ persona bc he’s a chaser but, regulus! he might not be the unit™ but a certain physique comes with the athletics. i offer you jock regulus who’s prideful and competitive and snarky and pissed off? just absolutely locked in the game?? jock regulus i mourn your loss everyday, i shall bring you back.

edit: he's literally a slytherin?? hello????

what if regulus had white-streaked hair like narcissa???? what then?????? WHAT THEN??????????

you look great in that frog costume

Wheres my toy or i'll get mad now

fuck all romance except from what harry potter's dead dad, and harry potter's dead godfather's dead emo brother have got going on.