Latest Posts by bluniper000 - Page 2
close enough, welcome back hannibal lecter
Happy Pride 🏳️🌈
Nyan sugar neko ricks
perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized
i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer
guess who tied wilsons shoelaces together
being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.
i think abt that tweet that was like "voice training? no thanks, maybe you should do ears training" every single day that shit changed something in me
okay
house and wilson decide the only thing stopping them from dating is that neither of them is a woman so they start secretly dosing each other with estrogen and slipping in she/hers in regards to each other until one of them notices and then it’s a race to see who can forcefem the other one the fastest and the winner gets to be the man
Nothing better than #Vicodin... 💊 Except maybe #Men 😄 #Yep #ImGay 🌈
jesse i ordered unlimited breadsticks forever ago and theyre still not here. mistah white that was the limitless breadsticks, the breadsticks without a limit. theyre going to approach but never reach your table. see, the waiter keeps walking towards us but is getting only nearer and nearer without getting to us. sorry this is a breakingbad post i didnt jnow how else to frame my joke. can someone drive me home now that im done i dont have a license
Cashier at the grocery store was blazed out of his goddamn mind. This man was so high he kept forgetting to speak the first half of his sentences. Nothing but respect for our soldiers.
Ranni + Miquella; personal sacrifice
Opening a cafe called "I Want You...." where when you walk in the barista just looks at you like this
And you're not allowed to order
tee shirt
og post
Call Wilson party rock the way he's in the House tonight
heartbreaking: medical malpractice georg and his hoes are still more effective than the nhs
this is the same scene to me
hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.
