“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
how were generals and commanders not mad horny all the time with all those buff men in armour kneeling before them with their big submissive eyes and promising to do anything they are ordered to under pain of death
(lights a cigarette) nobody even wants to play toys anymore. (puts the cigarette out on a play-dough ashtray) because of work.
kinda going through it rn
give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises
A doll trying to comfort its witch.
But it doesn't know what to say.
It can only sit by her side and hope that, some way, somehow, its presence helps.
Little does it know, however.
It absolutely does help.
It's more than enough just to be there for her.
tapping on her cock like a microphone and it makes a loud feedback noise thats loud enough for the whole neighborhood to hear
Something I made while dealing with my own stuff and hoping drawing this would pick me up somehow. Maybe it worked.
FT my cat. His name is Mischief