I Can’t B R E A T H

Headcanons about keith hitting on lance since the garrison and lance not realizing it??

‘headcanon’  isn’t this canon tho???? (part 2 is here)

Okay, so poor Keith isn’t… the most in touch with his feelings. He saw a cute and funny boy (((lance))) and didn’t know how to deal with it so their first interaction went a liiitle something like this: 

L: Hey, i’m Lanc-

K: go fucking die in a ditch

Not the best start. Keith tried to make it up after that but he still came off aggro:

L: did you get #7 on the homework?

K, internally: say ‘no but can i get your number?” 

K (what he really said): No. get your number, idiot.

L, shaking his head: literally what have i ever done to you?

It’s not only Keith’s fault, though. As we know, Lance is a bit jealous of Keith and he has all this stress and weight on him to be the best. Because both this and their first interactions, Lance is hating Keith, who’s actually gotten less aggro: 

K: Nice weather out there.

L: Yeah but your ugly personality is ruining it for me

K:……………i’m gonna go over there now.

– Even when Keith gets better at flirting, it still happens –

K: so, i like your shirt. It brings out your eyes. 

L: Was that an insult, mullet?

K: …no

L: So you think i’m an idiot? 

K: I… just complimented your shirt.

L, walking away: sure you did. 

K, very confused: what?

Fast forward to the pilot episode and Keith and Lances first reaction in it: 

Keith just broke into a military base and is saving his presumably dead brother figure, just ur average day you know? 

Lance is there now, and Keith basically reverts to his old aggro ways

K, internally: Tell him you know and admire him

K (what he actually says): Do i know you? 

K, internally: F U C K 

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Keith + Fond Voice/Looks™

@pidger

- insp

keith and lance’s wedding

you bet your ass keith proposed first, and lance was pissed. he had a huge romantic gesture planned out but was totally been putting it off, and then keith beat him to the punch by just saying ‘marry me’ in the middle of kissing him after a hard mission

lance was upset about that but he wasn’t that upset because y’know… he got to be keith’s fiance

hunk teared up when lance asked him to be his best man and then he swooped his best friend up into a hug and let lance knew that he wouldn’t let him down

they weren’t able to go to earth for the wedding because there just wasn’t enough time and it broke lance’s heart that his family couldn’t be there. marco, luis, veronica, his mom, and his abuelita were missing his wedding probably thinking that he was dead

it broke keith’s too

lance: what kind of food are we gonna have? because i am not eating food goop on our special day

keith: idk, something fancy would be nice. is there pizza hut in space

they decided on a small ceremony in the lion’s bay so red and blue could be there because they helped write the vows of course

coran marries them and he couldn’t stop smiling the entire time. his boys were getting married! he had no idea what human marriage really consisted of but that was besides the point. he was so proud

keith could barely get through saying his vows. he did that thing where you’re crying and laughing at the same but he kept eye contact with lance the entire time like nobody else was in the room. the air went still everytime keith would pause although you could hear the occasional sniffle from the audience

he talked about how unbelievably irritating lance was at the garrison

about how upset lance could make him in the early voltron days

about the first time he noticed how lance’s smile really did light up the entire room

about the butterflies in his stomach the first time lance had asked him to train with him

about the first time he realized that he was in love with this boy and how he hasn’t stopped loving him every day since then 

the “reception” as an absolute blast. the whole crew had never gotten together to just have a fun time and not worry about the galra

lance: why are we slow dancing to nickelback

keith:

when everything was over and they were the last two left in the hangar, keith grabbed lance’s hand and took him into red’s cockpit

they sat down on the floor behind the chair with just their fingers overlapping for a few moments when lance took a deep breath and thanked keith

keith: what, why?

lance: for being my family, thank you

This is real cool

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Also, click the image! It’s transparent!

I so badly want someone to write a fanfic where Deku has vasovagal syncope (fainting syndrome) and it’s just a compilation of everyone reacting to it and then just his closest friends (obviously including Bakugou) always catching his head or his body when he faints.

Also, lowkey I feel like Bakugou would have always known about it and would be the only one not like ???? And everyone’s like HOW DID YOU KNOW AND NOT TELL US??

*EDIT

Bakugou recording his boyfriend fainting a bunch and adding the song “Hard Knock Life” from Annie in the background-

For later y’know, when I’m in a reading mood

The Promised Klance (or whatever its ship name is now) Fic Rec

I’M LATE BUT HERE IT IS ENJOY <3

 a) Mornings like this by sleapea / @beautifulspacegays

ramble: ooof. ooooooooooooof. oooof my man, this is so soft. this is like one of those commercials of cruisers with the couple just enjoying the life. it’s sot. it’s nice. it’s sweet. it melted my heart. it’s well written. it’s smitten keith. it’s beautiful boy lance. IT’S SMITTEN KEITH. just read it. it’s 700 of pure purest most pure fluff. kudos x 10000. (im also planning on reading the rest of their stuff soon, v v soon, like, as soon as i finish this rec) 

b) you ain’t ever gonna burn my heart out by rosedvst / @etherja

ramble: motherfcuker. dkjhjfdkhgk fucking five times style but so fucking lovely to read. it’s not tiring, it’s easy to follow. not only is this like so fucking full of smitten keith and equally smitten lance, but it’s super well writing, they keep the pace, affections are not hidden or anything, they are open and clear and SHOWN. platonically and romatically. it’s so fucking lovely to read that. to see klance interactions outside each other but together??? if that makes sense. just, really fucking lovely and im also gonna read the rest of their works v v fucking soon. 

c) i see through you by  ShatterinSeconds / @shatterinseconds

ramble: OK okay oKA OKay. I took a risk on this one bc I usually stay away from ghosts au when one of them are, well, ghost. I’m a coward for possible angst (har har to my past as the angst empress) but the author fucking nailed it and did so fucking good and developing an entire world full of magic and the way they spread small details about Keith's job as a necromancer was incredibly well done in my humble opinion, it was so damn easy to follow and understand the job and Keith’s life in easy short sentences that were like fun facts and flew so well with the rest of the scene. like they belonged together. just, really well done. AND LANCE’S SORY HURT ME. AND THEM FALLING IN LOVE. AND ACHING FOR EACH OTHER. AND THE THE THE FUCKING ANGST MAN. IT ALMOST FUCKING GOT ME BUT BOY DID IT BROUGHT ME BACK TO LIFE THRICE BY THE END OF THE FIC. FUCK. I LOVE IT SO MUCH. 

d) low on sleep by  DJBunn3 / @djbunn3

ramble: it’s so domestic and somehow oddly intimate, like, it just fills you with affection between them bc damn, they might not have the same interests but like hell that stops them, they just like being near each other and that’s fucking beautiful. it’s basically just Keith watching Lance play despite being 1 am and he stays with him and Lance is just, fucking filled with love and affection for this boy. it’s really lovely and well written. hella enjoyable.

e) Gospel Future by  Voido / @bluetenspleisser

ramble: listen, this is hella well written, just a joy to read and the feelings are pan out really fucking well. I loved the flow inside and how the conversation moved. I loved Lance hesitation bc that’s a real thing, it felt so natural. loved it to pieces and the author is really good. bless. it’s basically just Lance bringing the game show topic to light and venting with Keith about it. really heart felt.

f) Another chance to get it write by  vrepitsals 

ramble: ok let me start by saying that this author is super really good and love a lot of their stories, this one is the one that really hook me up tbh. it’s really fucking lovely to seekeith writing lvoe letter to he believes is a guy named Taylor (yall know where this is going) it was romantic, it was adorable, it was a small doze of angst but a healthy one, happy ending. just, everything was really lovely and well written and good. the second chapter really fucking killed me man, it’s such a good re read. (also that pun in the title? top A pun, love it)

g) wish that i could take you to the stars by  rosedvst /  @etherja

ramble: suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch a good author, really so good. kudos x 10000. and this goddamn entire concept it’s just so fucking lovely, it’s personally one of my favorite concepts i never knew i needed and i just, wow. i literally have no words but i think i fangirled with kiilea when i rec it privatly to her and i was a meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess. again, such a good author, they ejecuted the concept of soulmates, i guess? not soulmates per se, but every time you fall in love you get flowers on your skin, like tattos, and when you fall out of love (i believe) they fade and look like scars but they are still visable. and guess who has lovely roses glowing bright on their gorgeous brown skin? lovely, i tell you. also, smitten dorks.

h) Not Mine to Love by  thenakednymph 

ramble: this is soooo fucking cute man, god. it’s smol but really fucking cute ok? it’s like a classic one of hurt keith and lance just caring a lot and confessions in a cliche but really warm way, ya know? like, something you just love to read over and over depsite it bc something we just need that!! def on my bookmarks.

i) but take me anywhere you like by  zenstrike

ramble: i…do not know how but this author managed to do the entire fic in this warm and fuzzy and gentle wave?? like, it just surronds you. it’s klance first anniversayr and keith planned something special and honestly, it’s really warm and heartfelt and gentle and pls give it a go. it’s really good and well written and they have such a talent for atmosphere in this fic and every fic they have wrote. so talent.

j) am i scaring you tonight? by skyestiel / @tobiologist

ramble: tobi is sooooooooooooooooo good and so creative and writes so fucking well and the story is about klance first meeting and pining at the finest and them just being awakard also, ghosts and the way the narrate the events is just hhhmmmmhhhmmm so good. such an amazing author.

k) Code Word Kisses by  LilyShadowWriter / @lilywritesvld

ramble: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. well written as fuck. its amazing and so warm and FUN!! i enjoyed this fic so damn much so please read it. and if u have READ IT AGAIN. i love with all my heart. it’s about lance kissing keith out of nowhere and keith being like I LVOE IT BUT WHAT IS HAPPENING. really fun <3

l) I’m Here Now by  disastertm / @kitington

ramble: DO NOT TOUCH ME, THEY HAD NO FUCKING RIGHT TO TWIST MY HEART AT THE ENDING. Like you would think the ending is like a bonus, bcsometimes they are ok? they are bonuses, of something funny and comical or just warming ya know? BUT THIS ONE. THIS ONE BROKE ME, LIKE THEY HAD NO RIGHT TO MAKE ME FEEL THINGS ALL OVER AGAIN LIKE HOW DARE. IT’S BASICALLY KEITH’S WOLF (WHOSE NAME IF NUGGET HERE, PLS KILL ME THATS ADORABLE) HOOKING KEITH AND LANCE UP. IT’S SO PRECIOUS.

m) you are all the colors in one (at full brightness) by  thespacenico / @taxashi

ramble: listen, they are a good author in general but this fic is the first i read of theirs that made me read all of their fics in one go, so yeah, believe me, it’s a goddamn lovely fucking fic. 

MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

Once a little boy went to school. One morning The teacher said: “Today we are going to make a picture.” “Good!” thought the little boy. He liked to make all kinds; Lions and tigers, Chickens and cows, Trains and boats; And he took out his box of crayons And began to draw.

But the teacher said, “Wait!” “It is not time to begin!” And she waited until everyone looked ready. “Now,” said the teacher, “We are going to make flowers.” “Good!” thought the little boy, He liked to make beautiful ones With his pink and orange and blue crayons. But the teacher said “Wait!” “And I will show you how.” And it was red, with a green stem. “There,” said the teacher, “Now you may begin.”

The little boy looked at his teacher’s flower Then he looked at his own flower. He liked his flower better than the teacher’s But he did not say this. He just turned his paper over, And made a flower like the teacher’s. It was red, with a green stem.

On another day The teacher said: “Today we are going to make something with clay.” “Good!” thought the little boy; He liked clay. He could make all kinds of things with clay: Snakes and snowmen, Elephants and mice, Cars and trucks And he began to pull and pinch His ball of clay.

But the teacher said, “Wait!” “It is not time to begin!” And she waited until everyone looked ready. “Now,” said the teacher, “We are going to make a dish.” “Good!” thought the little boy, He liked to make dishes. And he began to make some That were all shapes and sizes.

But the teacher said “Wait!” “And I will show you how.” And she showed everyone how to make One deep dish. “There,” said the teacher, “Now you may begin.”

The little boy looked at the teacher’s dish; Then he looked at his own. He liked his better than the teacher’s But he did not say this. He just rolled his clay into a big ball again And made a dish like the teacher’s. It was a deep dish.

And pretty soon The little boy learned to wait, And to watch And to make things just like the teacher. And pretty soon He didn’t make things of his own anymore.

Then it happened That the little boy and his family Moved to another house, In another city, And the little boy Had to go to another school.

The teacher said: “Today we are going to make a picture.” “Good!” thought the little boy. And he waited for the teacher To tell what to do. But the teacher didn’t say anything. She just walked around the room.

When she came to the little boy She asked, “Don’t you want to make a picture?” “Yes,” said the little boy. “What are we going to make?” “I don’t know until you make it,” said the teacher. “How shall I make it?” asked the little boy. “Why, anyway you like,” said the teacher. “And any color?” asked the little boy. “Any color,” said the teacher. And he began to make a red flower with a green stem.

~Helen Buckley, The Little Boy

Klance 15, and 8 for the ship question thingy

8. Who steals the other’s clothes more often?- Lance loves to steal Keith’s stuff -when Keith is w the Blade/off to college (depending on the universe ur in lmao) he keeps his jacket -lance sleeps w it at night oops -Keith steals lance’s sweatpants bc they’re big and comfy on him-Keith cries when lance wears his hoodies-lance instantly nuts when Keith wears his shirts (and only his oversized shirt) in the morning

15. Who sits in the other’s lap? -Keith!!! Keith is a little smaller than lance and he just,, enjoys lance putting his arms around him?? bc lance is so strong?? and so good??-lance tried to sit on Keith’s lap and Keith pushed him off bc the weight is uncomfortable -Keith’s weight grounds lance when he’s a little too all over the place -Keith isn’t even embarrassed he just randomly does it in the middle of shit like they’ll be having a debriefing and Keith will walk in the room after showering and plonk onto lance’s lapor when they’re visiting planets and they’re having a break, Keith and lance will be in their room and lance will be reading up on the culture while Keith snoozes in his lap or reads along with him -they’re rlly cute oops

Love you beebs

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