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Klance headcanons #2: Embarrassing things Lance does in public

Note regarding my Spanish Lance fic is at the end of the post.

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-chants- part 2! part 2!!

a few of you have asked, i shall deliver (part 1) (also sorry this is more of a plot than headcanons. i got super into it)

On part 1 we ended with Lance making a revelation, so we’ll be picking up there. He storms into Keith’s room as the rest of the castle sleeps. Keith wakes up as Lance shouts “KEITH HOLY FUCK” 

a tired Keith scrambles out of bed

K: ARE WE UNDER ATTACK?

L: what? no! something more important than that. You… have been flirting with me… since the galaxy garrison.

Kill bill sirens go off in Keith’s head

K, internally: say something cool, like ‘well i didn’t follow you across the universe for nothing’ 

K (what he actually says): uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeah

The two kind of just stand there for a second, looking at eachother, waiting for the other to make a move. Lance finally breaks the silence

L: Why?

K:………becauseireallylikeyouandyou’recuteandididn’tknowhowtosayitbecausei’manidiot 

L: can you say that slower? 

K: i just… i really like you! and i’ve never really liked anyone like this before and i just- forget about it. 

Now the kill bill sirens are going off in Lances head

L, internally: say something sweet and meaningful back 

L(what he actually says): cool beans 

And the prolonged silence starts again. They both have a billion thoughts going on in their mind but they can’t seem to say any of them.

 Lance’s less than perfect response is rejection in Keith’s mind. 

K: seriously, you can leave. Sorry for making things weird

L: UUUuuuhhh no. i mean, i don’t not like you back if that’s what you’re thinking. I mean… i like you too. 

K: … you do? then why have you not picked up on my literal 2 years of attempts to get with you?

L: maybe because the first thing you ever said to me was ‘go die in a fucking ditch’  That… might have something to do with it. 

The two have moved from a tense silence to a more light silence. They both have butterflies in their stomach and they’re 2 fools falling hard for each other

L: i… don’t know what to say

K (for once he actually meant to say something cool, and said it!): Then don’t say anything at all

Keith steps forward and takes lance’s face lightly in his hand. Keith paused for a second, sort of waiting for approval. He got it when Lance leaned in first, and then they were kissing. 

‘Dancing Queen’ played in Lances mind as they Kissed

Keith’s mind…….. oh jeez. this poor boy fell so hard. A kiss he’d been imagining for years was now a reality and all his senses were just exploding. In a good way. 

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Work it B!

some yoga to help me through this horrible art block

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

Keith: do you ever drink so much coffee, that you feel kind of dizzy, them like the world is moving in slow motion, and then like your drifting through time and temporal space, and then like you can see everything and nothing, while at the same time being lost in the void?

Lance: .... no?

Shiro: *nodding in the background*

I liked this a lot.

can i get uhhhhh secret relationship hc.... ty you're a star

they officially start dating after an argument 

lance: “what’s your problem man??” keith: “my problem!?!?”

lance: ”yeah!!!!” keith: “my problem is that i can’t even look at you without this weird fluttery feeling in my stomach, my face warms up, my knees go weak, and i want to be close to you, i wanna protect you, i wanna- i wanna kiss you and-” lance passing out:

lance: “we gotta keep it a secret from the team” keith sitting in his lap, unable to stop smiling: “ok” lance: “we should *kiss* try and *kiss* throw them off” keith grinning sappily: 

shiro: “oh hey guys wh……why are you in his lap” keith pretending to throttle lance: “WE’RE FIGHTING” lance screaming: “KILL ME! KILL ME YOU COWARD!!!!!”

shiro: T____T 

allura behind the door: “lance?? i need to come in” lance: “ummmm just a minute!”

allura opening the door while lance pushes keith off the side of the bed with a crash and a yelp:

allura: “pidge said she’s been hearing noises” lance: “i don’t- what’s a pidge” 

they keep up a game of the longest they can kiss in public without being caught 

hunk with his head in yellow’s machinery: “can someone pass me a spanner” lance fumbling for the tools with one hand while keith kisses him fiercely: 

shiro walking ahead: “nice work today team” lance pushing keith against the wall and muffling his giggle with rapid-fire kisses: 

they pretend to drop their forks at the table so they can bend down and kiss

hunk: “hey. isn’t that alien girl hot?” lance: “i suppose. i guess. maybe. to some” 

hunk: “go ask her out” keith bristling:

lance: “or i could ask her why misogyny and poor scientific technique prevented the remains of amelia earheart being found for almost 80 years at great personal cost to society and the people who cared for her”

keith lying on the couch: “hey” lance: “what’s up??” keith playing with lance’s hoodie-strings: “i’m not good with words but- i really like you. like really really” lance kissing his nose, eyes softening: “you’re my whole universe keith” 

coran poking his head over the couch while they scream: “oh??? are we quiznakking????”

allura cornering keith in the hallway: “why have i seen you coming out of lance’s room at 6am?” keith: “i- why are you up at 6am” allura: “it is fairly common knowledge on this forsaken ship that i wake up at 5am to dance to my german pop choreography” 

pidge: “hey did i just see you put your arm around keith’s waist or do i need new glasses” lance: “you can’t grow or see it seems”

shiro: “what’s that bruise on your neck?? you ok?” keith smiling: “it’s nothing” shiro, glassy-eyed fish stare as it all clicks into place: 

allura: “why didn’t you guys tell us?!” shiro: “you didn’t have to keep it a secret!!!!” pidge: “can someone please make them stop eating each other’s faces right on the dining table”

hunk, popping gum in the background: “a secret? tch. hunky hunk realised on the very first day” pidge: “that’s unfair” hunk: “take a fuckin sip babes”

Klance headcanons cause I’m lonely af

Those two love the more kinda simple dates. Like movie theatre dates, then going out for dinner, and just walking around while they hold hands.

Lance has this scarf he stole from Keith and he wears it all the time

Keith: “babe, why do you have to wear that scarf? It seriously doesn’t even go with the outfit your wearing.” Lance: “so what? Let me wear it.” As he sticks his tongue out at him

Keith also got them each kind of matching rings that they wear every single day cause 1. YOI and 2. Cause he thought it was nice

He also got them these two little matching magnets because “even if they ever broke up or if they were far apart, they’d always be able to find each other”

Keith thought it was kinda cheesy but lance is a slut for cheesy stuff

While Keith gets the deep gifts, lance gets Keith stuff like a rainbow knife or a Deadpool key chain cause Keith loves Deadpool

They also compare themselves a lot to other characters they ship

Keith is Deadpool while Lance is Spider-Man. Keith is Yuri while Lance is Victor. Etc.

Lance is a huge hugger but Keith’s kinda the jealous type

Lance: *hugging hunk* Keith: *clearly mad, next to pidge* I’m telling you! He loves everyone except for me

Oh! Keith also loves going to visit Lance’s family even though they kinda do scare him a little bit.

He just isn’t used to having that many people around him, but he loves the energy and hearing lance speak Spanish to his family even if he has no idea what they’re saying

They kind of mess around with Keith a lot and target him. Lance’s sister: “Keith! Okay so if you want to say ‘I’m hungry’ you say ‘Ay papito dámelo’” and Keith of course tries saying it

Lance and everyone laugh at him while Keith is confused and lance tells him it means “daddy give it to me”

Keith blushes really hard but Lance thinks it’s adorable and Keith knows he’s loved in the household. They just like to have their harmless fun

Keith also loves taking care of Lance’s nieces and nephews.

He’ll gladly shower then or feed them whenever it’s needed because there’s always so much going around when they visit Lance’s family

Honestly, it makes him think about how he’d love to have children with Lance someday

Lance has thought about it too while he saw Keith singing his niece to sleep

He got his sweater back plus (1) boy