call me ari, she/her, bi, not so proud american, MINOR, mclaren fan
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and 7 x 8 = 56 was the nice straight girl we all had a crush on… right?
I love em dashes (—) they’re the most underrated form of punctuation. they have so many uses, and they also feel like thursday
YES, it’s like, 7 x 3 = 21 always served cunt and was the color magenta, the number 14 give’s chaotic bisexual and I am here for it.
I love em dashes (—) they’re the most underrated form of punctuation. they have so many uses, and they also feel like thursday
The fact that neither of them is into me 🥲
literally in love with the fact that both spencer reid and mgg are into magic
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!
who wants to stay up all nighr and play video games with me?
Wooooo congratulations Thailand 🎉🎉🥳🥳
🏳️🌈
rb to throw a water balloon at a mutual
The way I would let this man break my back like a glow stick
pls tell me someone else has seen this😳
I’m trying to make a point to a friend
Thank you @minholovr and everyone who got me to 100 reblogs!
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, in the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and i’d still ride.
Please 💕
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, in the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and i’d still ride.
Me too girly
This is random, but I’m madly in love with Matthew Gray Gubler. It’s a problem at this point.
Need a third?
personally i think those songs fit those jhutch characters :D pt1?
DEREK DANFORTH: Money, Money, Money by Abba
BILLY : Lovers on the sun- david guetta
JOSH FUTTURMAN: Video Game lover by idk
NICK BRADY: Moonlight Shadow by Mike Oldflied
MIKE SCHMIDT: Hailies Song by eminem
CLAPTON DAVIS: 18 by anarbor
@claptondavis @mike-schmidtten @futturmangamez @onenonlydanforth @billyburned
Diane is disappointed with you
idc he's hot. extremely. I love this nerdy fucker.
"b-b-but that's Josh's dad..! but!!!" IDC!!!!!! also natal attraction is arguably one of the funniest future man episodes. "your parents never met?...that's fucked up" yes Barry that would be fucked up. hell yeah. "JOOSH OUT!!" I will be saying that every time I leave a room from now on thank you
Mommy 😫 & Mommy 👶🏻👨👩👦
idc he's hot. extremely. I love this nerdy fucker.
"b-b-but that's Josh's dad..! but!!!" IDC!!!!!! also natal attraction is arguably one of the funniest future man episodes. "your parents never met?...that's fucked up" yes Barry that would be fucked up. hell yeah. "JOOSH OUT!!" I will be saying that every time I leave a room from now on thank you
Fun fact!
Im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im-
We all saw the titty sucking
@futturmangamez
idc he's hot. extremely. I love this nerdy fucker.
"b-b-but that's Josh's dad..! but!!!" IDC!!!!!! also natal attraction is arguably one of the funniest future man episodes. "your parents never met?...that's fucked up" yes Barry that would be fucked up. hell yeah. "JOOSH OUT!!" I will be saying that every time I leave a room from now on thank you
@xcherryerim
Go on glaze him!
#dont ask questions.#you did this first#jhutch#josh hutcherson#i am normal about this man#probably#future man#josh futturman#glazed donut#donuts#donutlovers#need him#my man#my man my man my man#i want him#i need him
They glazed him like a donut
@futturmangamez
I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.