briefkittenearthquake - screw single and ready to mingle. i'm bi and ready to die
screw single and ready to mingle. i'm bi and ready to die

call me ari, she/her, bi, not so proud american, MINOR, mclaren fan

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Latest Posts by briefkittenearthquake - Page 5

9 months ago

and 7 x 8 = 56 was the nice straight girl we all had a crush on… right?

I love em dashes (—) they’re the most underrated form of punctuation. they have so many uses, and they also feel like thursday

9 months ago

YES, it’s like, 7 x 3 = 21 always served cunt and was the color magenta, the number 14 give’s chaotic bisexual and I am here for it.

I love em dashes (—) they’re the most underrated form of punctuation. they have so many uses, and they also feel like thursday


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9 months ago

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!

who wants to stay up all nighr and play video games with me?


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9 months ago
Wooooo Congratulations Thailand 🎉🎉🥳🥳

Wooooo congratulations Thailand 🎉🎉🥳🥳

🏳️‍🌈

9 months ago

rb to throw a water balloon at a mutual

9 months ago

pls tell me someone else has seen this😳

9 months ago

Fortnite x Future man concept

Josh Futturman skin

Fortnite X Future Man Concept
Fortnite X Future Man Concept
9 months ago

REBLOG IF YOU THINK IS OKAY FOR  A BOY  READ AND/OR WRITE FANFICTION

I’m trying to make a point to a friend

10 months ago
Thank You @minholovr And Everyone Who Got Me To 100 Reblogs!

Thank you @minholovr and everyone who got me to 100 reblogs!

No Lube, No Protection, All Night, All Day, From The Kitchen Floor To The Toilet Seat, From The Dining
No Lube, No Protection, All Night, All Day, From The Kitchen Floor To The Toilet Seat, From The Dining
No Lube, No Protection, All Night, All Day, From The Kitchen Floor To The Toilet Seat, From The Dining
No Lube, No Protection, All Night, All Day, From The Kitchen Floor To The Toilet Seat, From The Dining

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, in the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and i’d still ride.


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10 months ago

Do you recognize him ? No?

Listen...

Ok…someone helped...🤔😏

Do You Recognize Him ? No?
10 months ago
Please 💕

Please 💕

10 months ago
No Lube, No Protection, All Night, All Day, From The Kitchen Floor To The Toilet Seat, From The Dining
No Lube, No Protection, All Night, All Day, From The Kitchen Floor To The Toilet Seat, From The Dining
No Lube, No Protection, All Night, All Day, From The Kitchen Floor To The Toilet Seat, From The Dining
No Lube, No Protection, All Night, All Day, From The Kitchen Floor To The Toilet Seat, From The Dining

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, in the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and i’d still ride.


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10 months ago
Thank You To Everyone Who Got Me To 250 Likes!

Thank you to everyone who got me to 250 likes!


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10 months ago

Need a third?

personally i think those songs fit those jhutch characters :D pt1?

Personally I Think Those Songs Fit Those Jhutch Characters :D Pt1?

DEREK DANFORTH: Money, Money, Money by Abba

BILLY : Lovers on the sun- david guetta

JOSH FUTTURMAN: Video Game lover by idk

NICK BRADY: Moonlight Shadow by Mike Oldflied

MIKE SCHMIDT: Hailies Song by eminem

CLAPTON DAVIS: 18 by anarbor

@claptondavis @mike-schmidtten @futturmangamez @onenonlydanforth @billyburned

10 months ago

Diane is disappointed with you

idc he's hot. extremely. I love this nerdy fucker.

Idc He's Hot. Extremely. I Love This Nerdy Fucker.
Idc He's Hot. Extremely. I Love This Nerdy Fucker.

"b-b-but that's Josh's dad..! but!!!" IDC!!!!!! also natal attraction is arguably one of the funniest future man episodes. "your parents never met?...that's fucked up" yes Barry that would be fucked up. hell yeah. "JOOSH OUT!!" I will be saying that every time I leave a room from now on thank you

10 months ago

Mommy 😫 & Mommy 👶🏻👨‍👩‍👦

idc he's hot. extremely. I love this nerdy fucker.

Idc He's Hot. Extremely. I Love This Nerdy Fucker.
Idc He's Hot. Extremely. I Love This Nerdy Fucker.

"b-b-but that's Josh's dad..! but!!!" IDC!!!!!! also natal attraction is arguably one of the funniest future man episodes. "your parents never met?...that's fucked up" yes Barry that would be fucked up. hell yeah. "JOOSH OUT!!" I will be saying that every time I leave a room from now on thank you

10 months ago

Fun fact!

Im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im not going crazy im-

10 months ago

We all saw the titty sucking

@futturmangamez

idc he's hot. extremely. I love this nerdy fucker.

Idc He's Hot. Extremely. I Love This Nerdy Fucker.
Idc He's Hot. Extremely. I Love This Nerdy Fucker.

"b-b-but that's Josh's dad..! but!!!" IDC!!!!!! also natal attraction is arguably one of the funniest future man episodes. "your parents never met?...that's fucked up" yes Barry that would be fucked up. hell yeah. "JOOSH OUT!!" I will be saying that every time I leave a room from now on thank you

10 months ago

Being Bi is just looking at dicks and then looking at titties and saying “I wanna suck both”


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10 months ago

@xcherryerim

Go on glaze him!

#dont ask questions.#you did this first#jhutch#josh hutcherson#i am normal about this man#probably#future man#josh futturman#glazed donut#donuts#donutlovers#need him#my man#my man my man my man#i want him#i need him

10 months ago

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

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