The Most Unrealistic Thing About Harry Potter

The Malfoy Boys

Scorpius: Dad! Today Albus―

Scorpius: Albus and I―

Scorpius: So dad you know my (boy)friend, Albus―

Scorpius: We went to―

Scorpius: Albus told me―

Draco: Merlin! Does he ever not talk about Potter's kid? Who acts like this?

Lucius: boi.

Okay, well, according to the infamous @lillyyypottah I am 65% puffpuff and 45% snek I am okay with this

I HAVE AN ISSUE

Okay so the first time I took the Hogwarts House test, I got Hufflepuff (hence my username)

And I’ll be honest, I was kind of bummed

But right when I start believing in my house and liking it, I retake the test just to see. AND I GOT SLYTHERIN

SO IM THROWN INTO A STATE OF DISARRAY. LIKE WHAT AM I. I DONT KNOW ANYMORE.

So I take the test again. And guess what? I get fucking /Gryffindor/.

So like I know I’m not a Gryffindor. But now I don’t know for sure whether I’m Hufflepuff or Slytherin, because I identify with both.

SOMEONE HELP ME.

@lillyyypottah you ain’t cuttin’ it.

I just realized

You know how you get told stories by your parents? Like from their childhood? And, I wouldn't know, but if your parents... you know... had died, I'm guessing that their close friends would tell you some stories about your parents childhood? So, Teddy Lupin had no one to tell him about his parents life. Everyone else that knew Remus or Tonks knew them through the war, or were aquaintences when they were in school. All of Remus' friends were gone, so Teddy would never know what his father was actually like

Remus: Thanks, Sirius. You're the best.

Sirius: No problem, mate.

*Sirius and Remus hug*

James: *watching from afar behind a plant with binoculars* Now....kiss.

I got tagged by @lillyyypottah but not exactly but she mentioned me because I'm her fren tag 9 people you want to get to know better (I'm only doing one because I'm an insecure bean that doesn't know any people) relationship status: single as a fucking pringle (but mentally dating Jensen Ackles) favorite color(s): maroon, navy/dark blue lipstick or chapstick: lipstick I guess, but usually neither because I end up licking it off or something (I know, I know, I'm disgusting) last song listened to: Hurricane by Panic! At the Disco top three shows: Supernatural, Friends, How I Met Your Mother top three characters: Dean Winchester, Chandler Bing, Barney Stinson top three ships: Destiel, Swarkles, Larry (ugh) I tag: @emilyisacoolcat or anyone who feels like it because I just realized I don't know that many people

#45

Sirius gets his first tattoo when he’s 15. His friends think he’s a little young, but Sirius believes it’s the right time. He gets a small black pawprint on his chest, a place his parents wouldn’t typically see. A few months later, he gets a small lion on his ankle, then simplified wolf, deer and rat tattoos on the inside of his left forearm. A few days after him and Moony start dating (because he’s been in love with him for years, anyway), he gets a moon tattoo on his hip, and it changes depending on the actual phase of the moon at the time. In seventh year, he loses a bet to James, and Prongs makes him get a tattoo of a magic wand pointing at his ass on a butt cheek. Sirius hates this tattoo, but Remus finds it hilarious. He also has many runes tattooed across his body, some near his collarbones, on his wrist or behind his ear. When he gets out of school, he gets a whole sleeve done, depicting the Whomping Willow and a castle: Hogwarts, his real home. After Peter’s betrayal, Sirius scars out the rat on his forearm until it’s disfigured and bleeding. In Azkaban, he carves a heart next to the deer and the wolf, and every day, he checks the moon on his hip, praying for Remus’ safety, wishing to tell him how much he still loves him. He also looks at the lion on his ankle, reminding himself of who he is and where he belongs. The tattoos are part of him.

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We all know Sirius loves stupid puns and he’ll annoy everyone with them every chance he gets, making everyone utterly terrified of the word “serious” and anything dog-related, so yes, we’re all tired of such puns, but not Sirius. Never Sirius.