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Remus: you only slept with three people?

Sirius: well yes.. i mean i did other things but like? yes there were a few tryouts and then you so..

Remus:

Sirius: why? wait what's your number??

Remus: *clears throat* a multiple of three

Sirius: so like 6?

Sirius: MOONY COME BACK HERE

We all know Sirius loves stupid puns and he’ll annoy everyone with them every chance he gets, making everyone utterly terrified of the word “serious” and anything dog-related, so yes, we’re all tired of such puns, but not Sirius. Never Sirius.

You know, it's cool, my heart died a long time ago, anyways

So Sirius and Remus ask Marlene to surrogate for them so they can have a baby. They don’t want anyone to know just in case it doesn’t happen and they have been trying for some time but it’s been unsuccessful. Marlene is killed by death eaters. “So sad,” they overhear Molly Weasley saying at the funeral. “Apparently she was pregnant.”

Guys why do these thoughts pop into my head? O_o

There are about forty-five pages where Remus and Sirius are together (that’s in the British copies). During those forty-five pages they look at one another fifteen times. In forty-five pages, Ron and Hermione look at one another nine times and Harry and Hermione look at one another five times - and that’s including quotes like “Harry looked at Ron and Hermione”. If it were just “Harry / Ron looked at Hermione” the numbers would be even smaller. Remus and Sirius look at one another so much it could almost be considered abnormal. I like to call it the “I-Can’t-Take-My-Eyes-Off-You” syndrome. :)

(via elizabethsecho)

HOGWARTS

Remus gives zero Fs

“He can’t come back, Harry,” said Lupin, his voice breaking,

I found a Dustmouth comic I shockingly hadn’t read yet, and now I am completely distraught with Remus-Sirius-school-boyfriends feelings  ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚

Please? 😢😭

I accept

Whenever I’m alone with you You make me feel like I am home again Whenever I’m alone with you You make me feel like I am whole again

Remus Lupin & Sirius Black, Gryffindor common room, 1977

Going to Breakfast

James: Wherewolf?

Sirius: *looks around*

Sirius: *points at Remus*

Sirius: Therewolf

Remus:

James & Sirius: *giggles*

Remus: I will kill you both

Remus: Okay you need to kiss him like right now

Everyone: 3!

Remus: Don't be like last year. You accidentally kissed James. That was horrible

Everyone: 2!

Remus: Oh god I can't do it. Sirius is probably going to kiss some hot chick and I'll kiss my hand or something

Everyone: 1!

Remus: Nope no kissing Sirius now. I'm going to live alone in a cardboard box.

Everyone: Happy New Year!

Sirius: [kisses Remus] You dork, you realize you said everything out loud?

Lily: Remus?

Remus: Yeah?

Lily: I think I'm going crazy.

Remus: Why?

Lily: Do you see a dog riding a stag over there in the Forbidden Forest?

Remus: *looks outside*

Remus:*Sees Prongs running around in circles while Padfoot rides his back*

Remus:

Lily:

Remus:

Lily:

Remus: gOd dAmmIT nOt AgAIn

The Malfoy Boys

Scorpius: Dad! Today Albus―

Scorpius: Albus and I―

Scorpius: So dad you know my (boy)friend, Albus―

Scorpius: We went to―

Scorpius: Albus told me―

Draco: Merlin! Does he ever not talk about Potter's kid? Who acts like this?

Lucius: boi.

Remus: fucking hell

Sirius: *holds hand over chest* Remus! What have a told you?

Remus: *mumbling*

Sirius: louder!

Remus: I'm a werewolf not a swearwolf...

Remus: Prongs! Have you seen Sirius? I have the DADA notes he wants.

James: don't worry, I know what to do *cups hands around mouth

James, shouting: REMUS IS A RAGING HETEROSEXUAL!

Sirius: *burst's through door* TELL THAT TO THE DICK HE SUCKED LAST NIGHT!

Remus:

James:

Sirius:

Lily:

Peter:

McGonagall: Dumbledoor owes me twenty galleons.

Dumbledoor: Dumbledamn.

Remus: *sipping his black tea* I like my tea like I like my men.

James: *laughs* Good one, Moony.

*Sirius grins self confident*

Remus: At least 5 before breakfast.

Sirius: Wait, what?

seriously one of my favourite things in the poa movie was this

remus: be quiet, sirius

sirius: be quiet yourself, remus

snape: oh, look at you two, quarrelling like an old married couple

sirius: WHY DONT YOU RUN ALONG AND PLAY WITH YOUR CHEMISTRY SET?

whoever wrote this CLEARLY knows what they're doing like this is exactly how sassy sirius would be 99.9% of the time stg

Sirius: Did you know that 1 in 4 people is gay?

Sirius: that means at least one of the marauders is gay

Sirius: I hope it's Remus

Sirius: Remus is cute

James:

how much do you think it haunted remus that the boy who should have grown up calling him uncle always called him professor

#45

Sirius gets his first tattoo when he’s 15. His friends think he’s a little young, but Sirius believes it’s the right time. He gets a small black pawprint on his chest, a place his parents wouldn’t typically see. A few months later, he gets a small lion on his ankle, then simplified wolf, deer and rat tattoos on the inside of his left forearm. A few days after him and Moony start dating (because he’s been in love with him for years, anyway), he gets a moon tattoo on his hip, and it changes depending on the actual phase of the moon at the time. In seventh year, he loses a bet to James, and Prongs makes him get a tattoo of a magic wand pointing at his ass on a butt cheek. Sirius hates this tattoo, but Remus finds it hilarious. He also has many runes tattooed across his body, some near his collarbones, on his wrist or behind his ear. When he gets out of school, he gets a whole sleeve done, depicting the Whomping Willow and a castle: Hogwarts, his real home. After Peter’s betrayal, Sirius scars out the rat on his forearm until it’s disfigured and bleeding. In Azkaban, he carves a heart next to the deer and the wolf, and every day, he checks the moon on his hip, praying for Remus’ safety, wishing to tell him how much he still loves him. He also looks at the lion on his ankle, reminding himself of who he is and where he belongs. The tattoos are part of him.

I really wish I knew how to draw, cuz I can totally picture this, ugh

#34

Remus has always felt very self-conscious about his scars, but after graduating, he goes to live with Sirius, and he knows that Sirius loves him and knows pretty much everything about him. Remus rarely used to wear shorts, but now he wears them often, and Sirius always compliments him on his legs. Moony also started wearing crop tops, and holy SHIT does this turn Sirius on, who always makes sure to kiss Remus’ stomach and entire face when he wears one.

Unusual Asks

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? 

is your room messy or clean?

what color are your eyes?

do you like your name? why?

what is your relationship status? 

describe your personality in 3 words or less

what color hair do you have?

what kind of car do you drive? color?

where do you shop?

how would you describe your style?

favorite social media account

what size bed do you have? 

any siblings?

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

favorite snapchat filter? 

favorite makeup brand(s)

how many times a week do you shower?

favorite tv show?

shoe size?

how tall are you?

sandals or sneakers? 

do you go to the gym? 

describe your dream date

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

what color socks are you wearing? 

how many pillows do you sleep with?

do you have a job? what do you do? 

how many friends do you have? 

whats the worst thing you have ever done? 

whats your favorite candle scent? 

3 favorite boy names

3 favorite girl names

favorite actor? 

favorite actress? 

who is your celebrity crush?

favorite movie? 

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? 

money or brains? 

do you have a nickname? what is it? 

how many times have you been to the hospital?

top 10 favorite songs

do you take any medications daily? 

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

what is your biggest fear? 

how many kids do you want? 

whats your go to hair style?

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) 

who is your role model? 

what was the last compliment you received?

what was the last text you sent?

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

what is your dream car? 

opinion on smoking?

do you go to college? 

what is your dream job? 

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? 

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? 

do you have freckles? 

do you smile for pictures?

how many pictures do you have on your phone? 

have you ever peed in the woods? 

do you still watch cartoons? 

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

Favorite dipping sauce? 

what do you wear to bed? 

have you ever won a spelling bee?

 what are your hobbies?

can you draw? 

do you play an instrument?

what was the last concert you saw? 

tea or coffee?

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

do you want to get married?

what is your crush’s first and last initial?

are you going to change your last name when you get married? 

what color looks best on you? 

do you miss anyone right now? 

do you sleep with your door open or closed?

do you believe in ghosts?

what is your biggest pet peeve? 

last person you called`

favorite ice cream flavor? 

regular oreos or golden oreos? 

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? 

what shirt are you wearing? 

what is your phone background?

are you outgoing or shy?

do you like it when people play with your hair?

do you like your neighbors? 

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?

have you ever been high? 

have you ever been drunk? 

last thing you ate? 

favorite lyrics right now

summer or winter? 

day or night? 

dark, milk, or white chocolate? 

favorite month? 

what is your zodiac sign

 who was the last person you cried in front of? 

What do you mean you don’t fancy Remus Lupin? Have you not seen the curls? The amber eyes? The dimples? That smile? And that sweet ass?

Sirius Black while holding an embarassed Remus Lupin and gesticulating wildly to some third years. (via marauderconvos)

James: Sirius, are you okay?

Sirius: Nooooooooo

James: What happened?

Sirius: Remus, he - he

James: What did he do?

Sirius: He walked around the dorm without a shirt

James: ..And?

Sirius: He walked around SHIRTLESS, Jamie

James: He always does that

Sirius: WELL HE SHOULD FRICKING STOP

James:

James: *smirks* Awww Padfoot has a crush

Sirius: No I don't shut up MAYBE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON MOONY

Sirius: Wait you don't, right?

And McGonagall desperately trying to not smile and look disapproving but she can’t because she loves these boys with all her heart.

10 followers!

Me: Omg! I have 10 followers!

Me: You know that's not that much? Other people have like thousands.

Me: So what? I should give them credit.

Me: ...and you're planning on doing that through a chat post?

Me: Leave me alone, I don't need this kind of negativity in my life.

Me: I'm literally you

Me: Whatever, thanks for 10!

Sirius: [whispering] He's looking at it, he's looking at it!

Remus: [reading from a letter] Uhh, do you like me? Yes, definitely, absolutely?

Sirius: [whispering] I rigged it!

James & Sirius: [arguing about what the skin between your genitals and your butt is called when Remus walks in]

Sirius: Hey, Remus! What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?

Remus: The coffee table.

James & Sirius: [look down at the coffee table in front of them]