#1 aroace loser▪︎[🇨🇱]▪︎ obsessed with CoD, LOTR, star wars, DC, Marvel, funger, merlin and now sonic apparently ▪︎BEWARE The list WILL keep growing
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Young Justice: *does something stupid/dangerous*
Billy, as Captain Marvel: *frantically searches for an adult in the situation*
Billy:
Billy: oh shit, i'm the adult in the situation
big brother dick grayson >>>>>>>>>>>>>
Bruce: *rolling giant penny into the Batcave w significant difficulty, precariously balancing his drink in his other hand*
Alfred: what do you have there Master Bruce
Bruce:
Bruce: a smoothie
the Batkids attempt to recite the Green Lantern oath from memory, and it goes about as well as you’d think
was messing with some fake tweet makers and the idea that dick just uses twitter to compliment and flirt with himself hit me and i couldn’t stop til i made it.
u know the episode kind of brushes over it but the part in here about Clark thinking that first Captain Marvel & later Icon might be Kryptonians is. devastating to think about actually.
like the idea of him just. clutching at any shred of evidence that there might be someone else Like Him. that he might not be completely alone in the universe. makes me wanna. go lie down & stare into space for a while.
Bruce Wayne doesn’t swear. The man raises so many kids and is trying to set some sort of example, and still lives with his very polite butler guardian who would most certainly scold him every time he swore in front of the children. He also doesn’t use substitutes cause that’s too goofy, every time Bruce wants to swear he instead just stares intensely into the middle distance
Batman: good work out there today Captain *hands Captain Marvel a lollipop*
Captain Marvel: :D
Flash: ):
Batman: Flash stop making that face
Flash: ): ):
Batman: Flash you're a grown man
Flash: D:
Batman:
Batman: ok fine you can have a lollipop
Flash: :D
Cursed Robert Pattinson pics that also double as Bruce Wayne cover photos the batkids post on Twitter
(JL post victory celebration)
Green Lantern: Yo, Captain! Wanna beer?
Captain Marvel: I don’t drink.
Green Lantern: Come on, make an exception! It’s a party afterall!
Captain Marvel: (sweating) I’m a recovering alcoholic-
Bruce: .....
Cass, covered in fake blood & holding a prop knife: .....
Bruce: alright walk me through what happened here
Cass: I deduced that Tim had to be the murderer
Bruce: and?
Cass: and I avenged the victim's death.
Bruce: *inhales* okay,
Billy: hey Freddy
Billy: can I tell you something in confidence
Freddy: sure always
Billy: OK but you have to promise not to judge me
Freddy: well that depends on what it is
Billy:
Billy: OK whatever here goes
Billy: so you know how I was on a mission with the League today
Freddy: yeah? you told me all about it
Billy: ok so after Aquaman got out of the river he took his shirt off, I guess cause it was wet?
Freddy: makes sense
Billy: so he's just walking around with his shirt off and I kind of. realised something.
Freddy: yeah?
Billy: just. realised something. you know?
Freddy: I have no idea what you're getting at
Billy: okay
Billy: okay
Billy: *deep breath*
Billy: Aquaman is fuckin hot
Freddy:
Freddy: .....you only just notice?
The Sam and Max Fandom in a nutshell
If Batman and Spider-Man switched rogues galleries none of their villains would last more than ten minutes against the new enemy
THIS IS TOO FREAKING WHOLESOME I LOVE THIS
GO GO GO!
he’s got a point.
good day :D
PMV OUT!! based on philza’s hardcore world >:D