caqpu - When in doubt, blame the Wizard
When in doubt, blame the Wizard

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1 year ago

some iconic quotes from the podcast 'bait' about merthur

"if we're taking queerbaiting as representation, which we are, morgana is a much better queer figure than merlin is"

"merlin's whole thing is 'if I stay closeted long enough and keep on supporting my oppressor, then maybe maaaybe one day his son will love me'"

"the show ends with merlin living in the present day still waiting for arthur to rise again and maybe fuck him this time"

"because he's immortal, merlin could have called the cops on stonewall"

"merlin in the present day is probably some arthurian scholar and is absolutely insufferable" "writing really erotic– have you ever read an academic essay by someone who wants to fuck the historical figure they're talking about, that's what merlin is doing"

"my favourite merthur fanfic trope is uther will consistently be like 'arthur it's ok that you're having sex with a man because at least you're not going to get any bastards but you can't have sex with a sorcerer'. like no it's the same thing! you don't understand the show you're watching"

"arthur is like 'if you're a sorcerer merlin, I guess that's okay, I just don't believe your kind should have rights'. he's one of those people that's like 'it's fine if you're a homosexual but I still think it's a sin'"


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1 year ago

Smash or Pass: Merlin

Smash Or Pass: Merlin
Smash Or Pass: Merlin
Smash Or Pass: Merlin
Smash Or Pass: Merlin
Smash Or Pass: Merlin
Smash Or Pass: Merlin
Smash Or Pass: Merlin
Smash Or Pass: Merlin
Smash Or Pass: Merlin

Merlin characters as tags from this poll

(BBC Merlin & Text Posts [i guess] 13/?)


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1 year ago

Smash or Pass: Arthur

Smash Or Pass: Arthur
Smash Or Pass: Arthur
Smash Or Pass: Arthur
Smash Or Pass: Arthur
Smash Or Pass: Arthur
Smash Or Pass: Arthur
Smash Or Pass: Arthur
Smash Or Pass: Arthur

Merlin characters as tags from this poll

(BBC Merlin & Text Posts 14/?)


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1 year ago
:-P
:-P

:-P

1 year ago
Another Great Piece By The Ever-brilliant @kairennart ! Thank You So Much!!

Another great piece by the ever-brilliant @kairennart ! Thank you so much!!

My Camelot boys with their baby dragon - just as it always should've been!


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1 year ago
I Like To Think They Would Be Happy In Middle-earth

i like to think they would be happy in middle-earth


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1 year ago

*merlins magic gets exposed in front of the knights*

merlin, magic user: oh fuck

arthur, finally taking this opportunity to pretend as if he just found out merlin has magic after agonizing for the past month on how to bring it up: you have magic?

lancelot, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic: no! i have magic

gwaine, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic, lover of chaos, ride or die: no, i have magic!

mordred, desperate for his hero’s approval bc no matter what he’s done emrys just stares at him with distrust and the poor boy is tired and so close to tears: no…i have magic.

percival, raised by druids and bonded strongly with mordred over that and does Not agree with the persecution of magic in camelot, had an inkling that merlin had magic but no proof: no. i have magic.

*leon and elyan exchange a look, elyan, amused and leon, exhausted, elyan shrugs*

elyan, knows how much gwen adores merlin and completely understands her stance bc merlin…is merlin, down to clown and put on a show, really playing up the dramatics: no! i have magic.

leon, exhausted, has known of merlin’s magic since he stepped foot in camelot, knows of his feelings for arthur and arthur’s feelings for him, knows arthur knows of merlin’s magic and wouldn’t harm him, thinks everyone is being absolutely ridiculous:

*the knights stare hard at leon and even merlin looks slightly offended at leon not jumping to his defense with the rest of the knights, arthur hasn’t said anything and is staring at leon expectantly*

leon, sighing: …no. i have magic.


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1 year ago

the reason I love alternating POV bagginshield is because Bilbo is always thinking, oh I have such a crush on Thorin I need to stamp this out this could never happen I need to get over this and I’m just happy he finally considers me a friend and meanwhile Thorin is like, Bilbo my beloved, my most treasured, my One, why is he not responding to my very circuitous and secret dwarven courting customs, I’ve already picked out our wedding colors


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1 year ago
~ Two Sides Of The Same Coin ~

~ Two sides of the same coin ~


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1 year ago
Beautiful Commission For My Beauty And The Beast Inspired Fic, Dragonhearted [E], Done By The Always

Beautiful commission for my Beauty and the Beast inspired fic, Dragonhearted [E], done by the always amazing, @smolestboop!!! Thank you for capturing just how sweet and dopey these fellas are!!

Thorin lives a life of solitude since Smaug’s curse fell upon Erebor. That is, until a brave hobbit turns the mountain upside down with little fear of Thorin’s snarls, scales and enchanted company, and learns to love a beast. (Explicit, Complete, 83k)


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1 year ago
3.06 — The Changeling
3.06 — The Changeling
3.06 — The Changeling

3.06 — The Changeling


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1 year ago

my brain is filled with au where thorin is considered unattractive by dwarven standards, bilbo thinks hes handsome, and is pining after him, but thorin is in the classic situation of having to get married and dealing with lots of suitors and theres a bit in there about bilbo hearing some of the dwarrowdams gossiping about how thorin is "ugly" and bilbo being like WHAT


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1 year ago
They And Bagginshield Are My Roman Empire.

They and bagginshield are my roman empire.

(The blood is there for aesthetic purposes. Don’t think about it.)


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1 year ago
Arthur Pendragon (5) | BBC Merlin + Textposts/Tweets (23/?)
Arthur Pendragon (5) | BBC Merlin + Textposts/Tweets (23/?)
Arthur Pendragon (5) | BBC Merlin + Textposts/Tweets (23/?)
Arthur Pendragon (5) | BBC Merlin + Textposts/Tweets (23/?)
Arthur Pendragon (5) | BBC Merlin + Textposts/Tweets (23/?)
Arthur Pendragon (5) | BBC Merlin + Textposts/Tweets (23/?)
Arthur Pendragon (5) | BBC Merlin + Textposts/Tweets (23/?)
Arthur Pendragon (5) | BBC Merlin + Textposts/Tweets (23/?)
Arthur Pendragon (5) | BBC Merlin + Textposts/Tweets (23/?)
Arthur Pendragon (5) | BBC Merlin + Textposts/Tweets (23/?)

Arthur Pendragon (5) | BBC Merlin + Textposts/Tweets (23/?)


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1 year ago
MERLIN | 2.10 Sweet Dreams
MERLIN | 2.10 Sweet Dreams

MERLIN | 2.10 Sweet Dreams


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1 year ago
Bagginshield + Frodo Out Shopping On Black Friday 🛒💨(Lobelia’s Nightmare)
Bagginshield + Frodo Out Shopping On Black Friday 🛒💨(Lobelia’s Nightmare)
Bagginshield + Frodo Out Shopping On Black Friday 🛒💨(Lobelia’s Nightmare)

Bagginshield + Frodo out shopping on Black Friday 🛒💨(Lobelia’s nightmare)


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1 year ago
Here Is My Little Pippin & Boromir Comic About Courage!!
Here Is My Little Pippin & Boromir Comic About Courage!!
Here Is My Little Pippin & Boromir Comic About Courage!!
Here Is My Little Pippin & Boromir Comic About Courage!!

Here is my little Pippin & Boromir Comic about Courage!!

To give a little bit of Context, first of all I completely made this up haha I imagine this happening sometimes after setting off from Rivendell but before the Mines of Moria! So in the book after Pippin was alone in Gondor for quite some while, he felt very isolated and alone, very little and weak. (especially after being separated from Merry) and there were times where he stood at the walls of Minas Tirith and looked into the Horizon and could see that you know things are about to happen haha so i asked myself if Pippin ever thought about Boromir during that time, I always felt like that they shared a special bond. Maybe Pip reminded Boromir of Faramir especially when they were younger!

Anyways I really hope that you enjoy this little comic, it was so much fun to work on!!


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1 year ago
I Had The Pleasure Of Drawing A Sweet, Romantic Scene For @wolfsbane-and-nettles's Story Chosen Horizons.

I had the pleasure of drawing a sweet, romantic scene for @wolfsbane-and-nettles's story Chosen Horizons. Go give it a read!


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1 year ago

Luke and mando on tatooine

Luke: hey mando why does everyone call you the dragon s Slayer here?

Mando: because I’ve killed a krayt dragon

Luke: what!!!!

that's so funny when you consider luke’s title on tatooine's vs his family's

Luke And Mando On Tatooine
Luke And Mando On Tatooine

(commission info // kofi support!)


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1 year ago
Random Legolas Greenleaf Moments: 187/?
Random Legolas Greenleaf Moments: 187/?

Random Legolas Greenleaf moments: 187/?


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1 year ago
A Collaborative Project With @fantasyinallforms (the Story Can Be Found Here) For @fellowshipofthefics.

A collaborative project with @fantasyinallforms (the story can be found here) for @fellowshipofthefics.


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