cerealgoose

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what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

After the I've hours spent in a dark animation classroom with old coffee cups and forgotten lunch boxes I resonate with this.

starting a collection #blackmold

AI under capitalism

Viktor’s life story in Arcane

insane face card

ahaha it's raining heavily oh no... looks like you might have to come into my gothic castle for the night... how unfortunate ahaha

Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards'

Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.

patty

Actually daddy you're being kinda needy can you shut the fuck up for a bit, kitten's got a banging headache.

#isnoonegonnasayzeugmaballs? #amithebadguyforsayingzeugmaballs?

“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

Married Anthony is lowkey the funniest character in Bridgerton. His rage is still slowly burning under the surface but his wife waltzes in and goes “don’t worry dear it’ll be fine” and he’s just like “yeah you’re soooo right and soooo hot.” As he should

Art by Justine Thibault

time lapse of all the birds yesterday

cringe isnt an insult. if you find me cringe that means i have power over you. im having a fucking blast while youre seething with vitriol at my very existence. whos really winning here

dying & getting resurrected as a form of enrichment

“are you a boy or a girl?”

“well i’m actually multiclassing so i have levels in both”

[Gale: That's just my boyish charm.

Tara the Tressym: Boyish charm and knees that creak like rusted hinges! Quite the combination.]

i need to look like a man so i can dress like a woman

I wish jerma was real so he could talk with Hatsune Miku

Found at the Rag Machine in Vancouver, Canada.

Watching arcane like