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How The Signs React To A Zombie Apocalypse

Aquarius will be totally unemotional and as the trendsetter for the future, their job is to eliminate as many “walkers” as they can.  Aquarians tend to be rebels just for the sake of having their own way so don’t try to stop them…they will do it their way even if others have proved it wrong. Pisces will try to befriend the zombies and understand their past.  They will be the ones looking for medical supplies with Shane and will help to heal anyone regardless of whether they are a zombie or human.   Aries will be like the character Rick as they love to lead.  They’ll be the ones to take a gamble and their desire for the “thrill of the hunt”, will drag others into the woods where their survival will be up to each person’s instincts. Taurus will follow the leader and will not be happy on their adventure into the “unknown”, however they have an immense sense of perseverance and even when other give up, the Taurus will rage on. Gemini will know who has been infected with the walker virus and will be more than happy to share that with everyone but they need to be careful because dangerous secrets will cause a lot of tension and their lives will immediately be in danger.    Cancer will be the first ones to help convert the prison into their new home.  They have a strong survival instinct and can become very manipulative if necessary.  Zombies beware!   Leo will be compared to the Governor who proudly shows off the heads of soldiers in aquarium tanks as his trophies.  Ask him who’s who and he’ll puff out his chest and give you the 411, one head at a time.   Virgo will have been working on a cure for the infection and ensuring that the protocols for safety are in place.  Their analytical minds will allow them to be rational and if the end is near, they will make every attempt to send you in the right direction.  Their goal is to keep the world in order.   Libra will make every attempt to get the zombies to like them and if that doesn’t work, they’ll try something else because they don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings or make the wrong decision.  This will definitely be to their detriment and ultimately their demise.   Scorpio will be turned on by the sex appeal of the “walkers”… the living dead can make the pulse beat faster and the scorpion is all about dominance so the quest to conquer will drive them to succeed.  A “biter” will be their main conquest and they will battle it out to see who will win…and we all know how much a scorpion hates to lose.   Sagittarius will be the ones the humans believe because they are void of emotion and believe that something good is just around the corner.  The Sags luck and positive outlook just might lead others to a safe place.

Capricorn will plot out the escape of the humans as they rarely trust anyone else to finish the job.  They will do everything they can to bond the group together and will lead them to the town of Woodbury, where they think everyone is safe

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The Signs as Relaxing Things

Taurus: Leaning against the windowsill at the top of a skyscraper and looking at all of the tiny people and cars.

Gemini: A late night bonfire on the beach with the waves crashing underneath the laughter of your friends.

Cancer: Sleeping in on a sunday morning and waking up to the smell of fresh bacon and eggs.

Leo: Watching the sun rise because you've up all night.

Virgo: Cuddling with your cat and watching netflix because you have a cold and got to stay home from school.

Libra: Having your favorite song come on the radio as you cruise down the highway.

Scorpio: Hearing the love of your life say "I love you" right before you fall asleep.

Sagittarius: Taking a shower with lavender soap and washing your hair with creamy shampoo and feeling like a flower for the rest of the day.

Capricorn: Wearing a sweater that's too big so that you can make sweater paws.

Aquarius: Dance parties to those old songs on your phone that you forgot you had even bought but still know every word to.

Pisces: The smell of fresh pizza when it is delivered to your house.

Aries: When you're at a concert and the slow song plays and everyone waves their lights in the air to the beat.

The Signs As Thoughts During School

Aries: If this bitch doesn't shut the fuck up this whole classroom is going to feel my wrath

Taurus: I wonder if I could sue the school for trying to poison me with this cardboard pizza

Gemini: I wonder when my teacher lost their virginity

Cancer: Whoever invented school needs a high five in the face with a fucking brick

Leo: I could just get up and leave right now, no one can stop me why the fuck am i still here?!?!

Virgo: There's only (random number) days left until summer

Libra: I can't wait to graduate so i never have to deal with these dumb fucks ever again

Scorpio: Fuck this shit i'm gonna be famous anyway

Sagittarius: Oh my god who the hell cares

Capricorn: I'm surrounded by idiots

Aquarius: How much trouble would i get in if i slapped a bitch? Probably a lot, but it's worth it.

Pisces: Do girls really think that wearing three pounds of makeup makes them look attractive? Or are they just going for the look that matches their personality

THE SIGNS AS BENDERS

Fire Benders: Leo, Sagittarius

Water Benders: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

Earth Benders: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn

Air Benders: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius

The Avatar: Aries

The Signs as Nymphs

Aries: Lampades, the nymphs of the Underworld; these nymphs serve both Persephone and Hecate, powerful goddesses, as ladies in waiting and torchbearers. Their skin and eyes glimmer like a candle's flame, colored a brilliant, heady orange or as dark as coal; their smiles are blinding and their laugh is like the crackle of a flame.

Taurus: Alseides, the nymphs of glens; Taurean nymphs reside in meadows and groves, basking in the sunshine, walking with the deer and caring for the plants and animals; their skin is always rosy and sun-kissed and it shimmers like gold and smattered with the same soft pattern as a doe, and eyes like a doe's as well, thick hair braided intricately and decorated with flowers.

Gemini: Aurae, nymphs of the breeze; Gemini nymphs drift through the air, playing with human's hair and dancing through the leaves. Their skin is a soft, silvery blue, smooth as the sky, only broken by the small scales scattered across their cheeks and joints, all radiant blue; their hair floats around them and their voice is like chimes.

Cancer: Limnades, nymphs of lakes; these quiet nymphs drift through the murky water of lakes, playing with the fish and basking with alligators and turtles, and seducing anyone who might pass by. Their skin shimmers dully, slightly green in tint and their faces are tattooed with dark green stripes that decorate their cheeks like a trail of tears.

Leo: Anthousai, nymphs of flowers; these playful nymphs play in the forests, fields and gardens, flirting with unwitting humans and decorating themselves with flowers and plants. They smell like lilies and jasmine so butterflies flutter around their heads; their skin is patterned like irises, brilliant purples, golds and pinks, delicate like a water painting.

Virgo: Hydryades, nymphs of the trees; these quiet nymphs reside within trees and forests where they care for animals. Virgoan nymphs' skin is camouflaged so that they may blend in with the trees, dark and intricate patterns which stretch across their backs and decorate their faces, eyes slitted like a reptile's.

Libra: Nephelai, nymphs of the clouds; Libran nymphs are very rarely seen by humans as they reside in the clouds; they are dreamy, quiet and peaceful creatures who fly with the birds and provide the world with rain. Their skin is like pearl which varies from the softest white to the angry grey of a storm, their eyes are as pink as the sunrise and their hair floats around them in a haze.

Scorpio: Naiads, nymphs of freshwater; these nymphs can be found in rivers, lakes and springs where they hunt fish and anything else that wanders too close to the water's edge. They also seduce any humans who happen upon them. Their eyes are large and dark to see underwater, their hair a messy tangle and nails long and sharp; their skin is scaled like a koi's but a brilliant silver or bronze.

Sagittarius: Epimeliad, nymphs of apple tress and flocks; Sagittarian nymphs follow flocks and explore the world around them, playing with horses and cows and goats and seducing their owners; when they sleep they return to their original state, an apple tree. Their eyes are bright like a spark, their hair white like apple blossoms and wool and their skin is patterned like the bark of a tree.

Capricorn: Oreiades, nymphs of the mountains; these nymphs are highly reclusive and quiet, they reside in the most remote mountains in the world and are very rarely seen by humans. They resemble the animal of their Sign, their pupils rectangular and their eyes a sharp gold, small horns curving from their foreheads; their hair is kept in tight pleats, their skin speckled softly to blend in with the jagged rocks.

Aquarius: Asteriai, nymphs of the stars; these nymphs live far away in the vast expanses of space where they drift and play in complete silence: constellations are their embrace, shooting stars their tears. Their skin is as brilliant as the sun, golden, red and even deep blue, and it shimmers in an unending pulse of light.

Pisces: Haliae, nymphs of the sea; Piscean nymphs reside in the sea and can occasionally be spotted dancing on the seashore. Their hair reaches their ankles, strands of pearls and shells woven within it; their skin has a pearlescent sheen from years spent in the water and small scales, pink and pearl-like, decorate their webbed hands and creep up their legs.

The end of the world

Virgo: FUUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK THE WORLD IS ENDING SHIT WHAT DO WE DO AAAAAHHHHH IS EVERYONE OKAY? ANYONE HURT? OMG AQUARIUS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NEAR THAT CLIFF?! COME HERE NOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE!

Aquarius: *falls on his knees* The day has come. I'm going home. At long last I'm going home! Oh alien friends, I can't thank you enough for this! The world is ending!! IT'S FINALLY ENDING!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!

Virgo:

Virgo: Okay fuck him, everyone let's go find a shelter.

THE SIGNS AS GREEK GODS

Aries: Ares, God of War and Chaos

Taurus: Dionysus, God of Pleasure and Wine

Gemini: Hermes, God of Communication

Cancer: Eros, God of Love and Sex

Leo: Zeus, God of Lightning and the Heavens

Virgo: Attis, God of Rebirth

Libra: Chronos, God of Time

Scorpio: Hades, God of the Underworld

Sagittarius: Hephaestus, God of Weapons and Fire

Capricorn: Kratos, God of Strength and Power

Aquarius: Morpheus, God of Dreams and Sleep

Pisces: Poseidon, God of the Oceans

The Signs Reacting to Spring

Aries: YASSS

Taurus: wow this is cool.

Gemini: Instagram's a ton of flower pictures bc artsy

Cancer: OMFG FLOWERS FLOWERS FLOWERS

Leo: YAS I WANT TO BE A BIRD AND LIVE IN THE PRETTY TREES.

Virgo: allergies but happy anyway.

Libra: Spring cleaning!!!! *throws out all winter attire*

Scorpio: YUSSSSSSSSS *rolls around in grass*

Sagittarius: *looks out window* neat.

Capricorn:I need to shave???

Aquarius: *stares dirctly at the sun* I have missed you old friend.

Pisces: PICNIC TIME HAS COME.

types of magic the signs use as wizards

Aries: Metamorphosis

Taurus: Nature healing magic

Gemini: Illusion

Cancer: Healing waters and potions

Leo: Fire magic

Virgo: Telekinesis

Libra: Karma magic

Scorpio: Blood magic

Sagittarius: Fireballs

Capricorn: Invisibility

Aquarius: Speed of light

Pisces: Frost magic

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