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aries: "and every day is like a battle, but every night with us is like a dream."

taurus: "it's poker, he can't see it in my face but i'm about to play my ace."

gemini: "we're too busy dancing to get knocked off our feet."

cancer: "cause baby i could build a castle, out of all the bricks they threw at me."

leo: "the rumors are terrible and cruel but honey, most of them are true."

virgo: "we're all here, the lights and noise are blinding.

we hang back, it's all in the timing."

libra: "we play dumb, but we know exactly what we're doing."

scorpio: "we need love, but all we want is danger."

sagittarius: "we team up, and switch sides like a record changer."

capricorn: "we cry tears of mascara in the bathroom, honey, life is just a classroom."

aquarius: "we're so young, but we're on the road to ruin."

pisces: "heartbreak is the national anthem, we sing it proudly."

Lying Styles and Fibs Each Zodiac Sign is Notoriously Known For

Nobody is perfect and we can all agree that everyone has their weak spots. While some of us have a great poker face like the natural storyteller Gemini or the straight forward Aries, who prefers to be honest, it’s best to acquaint ourselves with our flaws. If you are a tad irritated by a loved one and their style of fibbing, keep reading to confirm your speculations. 

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THE SIGNS AS GODS & GODDESSES

Aries: God of Fire & the Seven Circles of Hell, punishing the sinners and heretics

Taurus: Goddess of the Home & Hearth, protecting our loved ones and our shelter

Gemini: God of Scholars & Education, watches over the spread of information and knowledge

Cancer: Goddess of Women, all things soft & feminine

Leo: God of Animals & Children, all things wild & free

Virgo: Goddess of Snow & Natural Phenomena, cruel yet natural and beautiful

Libra: God of Justice & Beauty, vain yet fair

Scorpio: Goddess of Death & Darkness, the dead and the afraid

Sagittarius: God of Travel & Adventure, new experiences and foreign affairs

Capricorn: Goddess of Success & Fame, fortune and notoriety. The She-wolf of Wall Street

Aquarius: God of Discovery & Technology, all things metal and shiny

Pisces: Goddess of the Ocean & Emotion, the seas are at the mercy of her moods

Colorful Astrology: Shades of GREEN

Aries: Lime

Taurus: Emerald

Gemini: Pear

Cancer: Pistachio

Leo: Chartreuse

Virgo: Crocodile

Libra: Olive

Scorpio: Pine

Sagittarius: Parakeet

Capricorn: Sage

Aquarius: Seafoam

Pisces: Mint

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Emotions #1

Aries: The eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet

Taurus: The amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm

Gemini: Frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone

Cancer: The tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it

Leo: The unsettling awareness of your own heartbeat

Virgo: The strange wistfulness of used bookshops

Libra: The frustration of photographic something amazing when thousands of identical photos already exist

Scorpio: The ambiguous intensity of Looking someone in the eye, which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable

Sagittarius: The frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time

Capricorn: A conversation in which everyone is talking, but nobody is listening

Aquarius: A sadness that you’ll never be able to know how history will turn out

Pisces: A state of exhaustion inspired by acts of senseless violence

The Signs Dancing

Taurus: Has one good move they just do over and over.

Gemini: Is actually really good hot damn.

Cancer: Can't and wont dance.

Leo: TEARIN' UP THE FLOOR WOAH

Virgo: cute little head bobs but nothing else

Libra: can only do group dances

Scorpio: DOING THE WORM OR SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE THAT YOOO

Sagittarius: best twerker in the world

Capricorn: can't dance but doesn't give a fuck and dances anyway because yolo.

Aquarius: nobody thinks they can dance and then they surprise everyone by doing something crazy amazing.

Pisces: can only dance sexually

Aries: has no sense of rhythm

the signs as types of tired

sleepy tired: pisces, gemini drained tired: sagittarius, aries done with life tired: taurus, virgo i dont want to fucking interact with anyone tired: capricorn, aquarius im sad tired: scorpio, cancer im very passive aggressive and just waiting until you realise what you’ve done wrong tired: LIBRA, leo

how to make the signs happy

aries: do all their favorite things, go shopping, tanning, working out, just get them out of their house and do something fun

taurus: give them a soft blanket and wrap them up in it and hug them and tell them you're there for them

gemini: offer to take them somewhere, be open with them, let them tell you all of their stories

cancer: be nice to them, fully reciprocate all the love they show you

leo: let them talk, listen to them and show them you actually care about what they're saying

virgo: make them let their hair down, bring them outside and let them breathe in fresh air, sit them down and tell them everything's going to be alright

libra: give back. believe it or not, they give you a lot even if you don't see it so just do little things back and I promise it'll make their entire day

scorpio: hug them, show them you love them in your own way whether its sarcastic banter or little gifts just let them know you care

sagittarius: go on a mini adventure, tell them how much they mean to you, understand and support their feelings

capricorn: tell them to take a break, tell them they're doing an amazing job and everything they do is important, tell them they're important

aquarius: give them some good music, a good book, or their favorite whatever, tell them jokes, make them smile, sit with them and make them feel comforted

pisces: make a pillow fort, show them affection, make them feel loved and comforted

Art style and astrology

The color palette you choose, the kind of sketches you draw, the concepts and ideas that come to your mind while drawing can be described by astrology with Venus and Neptune. The moon has a big impact too.

Venus

Venus in Aires is all about messy sketches, action poses, rough lines and reddish, contrasted palettes. Their art is most likely to be colorful and groundbreaking.

Venus in Taurus is all about human anatomy, sensual poses and greenish palettes. Their art is most likely to have quality and being pleasent to look.

Venus in Gemini  is all about communication and characters, matched with a yellowish palettes. They could be great fanartist because they are able to imagine how a character would react in different situations. Their art style could be simple or tricky. They could use a huge variation of of materials and colors.

Venus in Cancer is all about eyes, people, melancholy and pale palettes. Their art is most likely to have a a huge emotional weight.

Venus in Leo is all about exageration and symbolism! Colors, people, animals, landscape matched with gold, bright palettes. Their art is most likely to be full of life. They can feel inspired by everything!

Venus in Virgo is all about neat lines, well proporcioned figures and dull palettes. Their art could show their daily life, with a hidden message.

Venus in Libra is all about beauty, soft lines and pinkish-pastel palettes. Their art is most likely to be aesthetic oriented, but not shallow at all. 

Venus in Scorpio is all about distorted anatomy and poses, rough lines and dark or reddish palettes. Their art is most likely to be disturbing and with a deep meaning.

Venus in Sagittarius is all about exaggerated anatomy, dynamic poses and purple palettes, colorful and vibrant colors. Their art is most likely to express an ideal or belief.

Venus in Capricorn is all about elegance and brownish palettes. Their art is most likely to find success and frame the current society.

Venus in Aquarius is all about weird anatomy and electric palettes, could not use lineart at all. Their ideas or art style are most likely to be groundbreaking as Aries’ art, but with a purpose.

Venus in Pisces is all about their dreams, blurred lines and sea-green palettes. Their draws are most likely to have a dream-like atmosphere. People could feel reflected in their art, and their draws could being interpreted in different ways.

Neptune

Neptune in the Earth signs are most likely to draw their enviroment and what they can see and touch.

Neptune in the Fire signs are most likely to draw their unique creations and ideals.

Neptune in the Air signs are most likely to draw abstract concepts and try to express and communicate through their art.

Neptune in the Water signs are most likely to do art closely attached to their sentiments, art could be a therapy for them.

It can be interpreted with houses too. For example, if Neptune is in the 5th house it will have a similar influence like if it were in Leo.

the signs as ancient greek words

aries: ὀξύς - sharp, pointed, acid, keen

taurus: εἰκών - icon, picture, painting

gemini: ξένος - strange, stranger, guest

cancer: ψυχή - spirit, mind, soul

leo: δόξα - glory, opinion

virgo: σοφία - knowledge, wisdom

libra: μέλος - music, song, melody

scorpio: ψυχοτακής - soul-melting

sagittarius: ψυχοπλανής - making the soul wander

capricorn: δόξα - one’s own, private

aquarius: κόσμος - order, the universe, jewell

pisces: ἀλληγορέω - to interpret allegorically