Latest Posts by cheeze-possum - Page 5

welcome to random bullshit go where I type out random stuff my friends have said (and when I mean random I mean tumblr shitpost grade random)

"The voice rlly said 'fuck flick focus on me!'."

"I think i somehow accidentally turned your brain to mush- no take backs"

"Mmm C R U N C H Y W A T E R "

All right-

Will some one fess up and tell me who gave life a M-F ing wiffle bat only to coat in in silicone paint AND shards of glass???

WHAT IS DAY, what is the use of knowing when apparently my brain throws it out the window?! fffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFA-

yA KNOW what?

*unFrequencys your hertz*

Now ya dead, ye welcome

IGHT-

Mitzi with buff arms, I DIDN'T DO IT OFFICER I SWEAR

YES, she is much of the CUTE

she needs to be protected at ALL COSTS

Can the fact that Cyana is the moon be an explanation to why she is so buxom in the thigh department?

No,

She picked her shape cause she thought it was the cutest

attention other possum fellows

Do you nibble on your crackers, or do you just unhinge your jaw and eat the hole thing?

IGHT, 

WHo the FWACK made him cry- 

WHO DARE

They cry

O : Da babby, he go 

MLEM

M O T H E R ,   F E E D   U S   

Ah yes what a good day for- OH GOD! Well looks like anxiety is on the menu  

(art by .-+ me +-.)

I DON’T HAVE A SON..

But don’t trust him

This post really made my depression leave to go get milk- 

Fuzzy buns

am I the only one who can slip into different accents?

Like, NO- hear me out, You know you have that one friend who one second ago was norwegian then next thing ya know, BAM!- theres a fwackin cowboy in your room telling you to eat your ravioli in a bowl instead of a plate?!?..

no, just me?