ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
brush your eyebrows the wrong way
drink an entire bottle of water
wear some loose fitting clothes
walk on some grass w/o shoes
eat some greens
take a walk around the neighborhood
lie on the floor
lie on the couch
lie on the bed
call a friend
wash your face
get a massage
do your hair
open all the curtains
take a nap
order takeout
listen to a song from your childhood
dance in your pjs
read your favorite book
look through old pictures
take some new ones
pics of you (cutie!)
pics of your pet
pics of nature
pics of your friends
look in the mirror
remind yourself that you are so strong
you are so brave
you will get through this
it will be okay
just breathe
💜💜💜
self care is dancing to ladydoor in your kitchen at 3am while waiting for your pizza to toast (true story)
dnp tipping this waitress $50 makes me soft because like,, thats honestly such a good deed to do, like honestly <3
for halloween i set my ringtone the scariest thing possibly, james charles saying “hi sisters” for 30 seconds straight
(x)
fuck stan twitter, stan tumblr i said do you know this song
dan: *scares phil*
phil:
tumblr is a phillie confirmed
The map flag had the same color scheme as the pan flag and now they’re switching to the bi flag
If you see anyone with this flag or any variation
Run
Don’t fucking hesitate to block because pedos are now using this new “flag” and other forms of it
Can I get a signal boost from larger accounts? Start tagging people so this will spread
a bit of sexy Daniel for your dash
(source: phans directory)
2010 - dan returns to dailybooth after a long break
2012 - The Super Amazing Project - WORLDS FATTEST CAT
2013 - liveshow 🤗
2015 - Dan and Phil Play MARIO KART
Wait, when did phil said 'stop being so damn pretty dan howell' ?
dailybooth in 2009 homie
a wild time
He never did stop being so damn pretty.
so i saw no one mentioning this but can we just talk about the fact that dan showed us a vid of him jumpscaring phil. like one. thats marriage dont @ me, two. there are probably so much more videos like this just domestic cute shit that we never get to see
honestly phil putting his name on his hoodie is such a power move. Like, every single person who bought that hoodie is phil’s property. we’re wearing him like we’re his bitches. he owns us. icon. that’s what i call BDE.
finger guns 🌻
finger guns 🌻
life hack: stab yourself in the neck so you don’t have to go to school
xD yaa !!! dancenta would be funny too ROFL !!! so random !! (im in pain)
haha reblog if you ship dantesers xD
My mom the other day asking about dnp: are they partners?
Me out loud not about to explain the whole ordeal to my mother: they’re best friends
Me in my head: LMAO yeah BUSINESS PARTNERS
The realisation has just kicked in… 3 months until pinof 10.
Let that sink in…
if dan and phil don’t do the titanic pose on the boat then what is the point
2009 phil: *about to have the best one night stand ever* let’s fuck
2009 dan, probably: lets make love, phil
2009 phil: what the fuck have I gotten myself into
when he said “fuck” i felt that