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Throwback to the time my poor German teacher had to explain the concept of formal and informal pronouns to a class full of Australians and everyone was scandalised and loudly complained “why can’t I treat everyone the same?” “I don’t want to be a Sie!” “but being friendly is respectful!” “wouldn’t using ‘du’ just show I like them?” until one guy conceded “I suppose maybe I’d use Sie with someone like the prime minister, if he weren’t such a cunt” and my teacher ended up with her head in her hands saying “you are all banned from using du until I can trust you”

Samira and Lauren got married! (x)

Glasses, or I take it as a confirmation.

Ronnie just had to insist that she have dinner with the in-laws

just putting this out there but if someone points out something you’re doing has racist/homophobic/transphobic vibes, you dont have to defend what you’re doing, you can literally just say ‘oh, i did not realise that, im sorry, i wont do that again’ like we all have internalised things we do that are offensive without us realising.. just say sorry and work on it. theres no need to defend

Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together.

unknown (via amortizing)

insp.

three yikes you’re out

They look so snuggly in their little blanket purrito

okay please don’t make me be the one to write an omgcp fic where it’s a dirty game and someone goes flying into the goalie net and pushes chowder into the back and nursey and dex just kind of “thats our fucking goalie” and start a fight and nursey is there first and the crease just dissolves into mayhem. nursey gets his time in the sin bin and when he gets out he plays hard af and they win, but the moment they get to the locker room chowder grabs nursey to make sure he’s okay bc he’s got a busted lip and his cheekbone looks pretty bruised already and nursey prides himself on being calm and collected, proving himself with his stick instead of his fists, and nursey just smiles and grabs chowder, says he’s fine and asks how chowder is and chowders fine and nursey just jostles him, promises the next time he’ll get the shutout and chowder just pushes him back and promises next time he can fight his own fights and they’re both smiling and laughing and like idk some good pure chowder/nursey interaction

*obsesses over underdeveloped characters* if your writers won’t love you, I will.

date me

eh maybe

Is Your Sign Mom Friendly?

Aries: no

Taurus: what a mom friend :)))

Gemini: the friend that accidentally says something they shouldn't

Cancer: mothers love them

Leo: lol no

Virgo: the most mom friendly

Libra: mother approved

Scorpio: surprisingly mom friendly

Sagittarius: oh yikes no

Capricorn: 100% mom friendly

Aquarius: NOT MOM FRIENDLY!!!

Pisces: always the mom favorite

Female Relationships ➝ Alex & Kara Danvers You are the only reason I’ve ever felt at home on this planet. I’m just better when we’re together.

Female Relationships ➝ Alex & Kara Danvers You are the only reason I’ve ever felt at home on this planet. I’m just better when we’re together.

#Okay, but we still don’t have a heterosexual explanation for this [2//??]

the best of little mix post brit awards

Kara’s cute outfits ≧▽≦ 3/??

Supercat+53 and Supercat+60

Supercat + 60. “Before you decide to murder me, let me explain…” (more Danvers sisters than Supercat, but I tried my best) 

The only thing worse than realizing that her sister had a crush on her boss, was realizing that it was almost certainly reciprocated. She’d done everything she could not to notice, but it was almost unavoidable. Cat Grant had been gone for nearly two months now, but the texts and late night phone calls were routine, by this point. And Cat had started it all, according to Kara, who’d been too terrified of rejection to even send a near-required professional email the day after Cat had left.

The ridiculous dreamy-eyed, glowy look Kara got whenever a new text popped up on her phone was starting to make Alex nauseous. The real kick in the shins was that the look didn’t stick around. Kara wasn’t floating on air all the time, ecstatic about her crush, talking about it all the time, and eating way too much candy. The minute the call ended, the second Kara sat down the phone, the look was gone. In its place was one of absolute dejection. Kara’s usual tenuous relationship with gravity seemed to be gone, as well, her entire body dragging itself through the rest of the night as if she couldn’t get her feet to properly lift off the floor.

Which meant, as usual, that Alex would have to do something about it. The subtle pushing had done almost nothing this time. All she’d had to do in the past was vaguely mention Kara’s crush in passing, hint that she supported it, and Kara had managed to handle the rest fairly well. This time she’d all but flat out told Kara to ask the other woman out and every word of it seemed to go in one of Kara’s ears and out the other.

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they’re not nearly as sneaky as they think they are

Team Supergirl + S1

The countless stars we’re sleeping under, It’s the brightest sparks that we remember.

me: *buying more makeup* I live for temporary material satisfaction also when will I die

#tag yourself i’m charles

yo the part where they’re in bed and hayley is touching the girl’s body and she’s got stretch marks how beautiful was that

I know you mainly write nurseydex, but would you be willing to do some Camilla/Lardo? Or just something involving the women of omgcp?

Camilla has never been cool. She’s always been popular, but she knows that’s just because she’s pretty enough and an athlete. She’s not cool, not like those kids back in high school who hung out in the art room and said what was on their mind and truly didn’t give a damn what other people thought. Not like her freshman year roommate, who double majors in Literature and International Studies and speaks in her own language comprised of her favorite quotes and Arabic sayings. Not like Larissa Duan.

Larissa Duan, who wears ripped jeans and oversized flannels like she doesn’t even know how good she looks in them. Larissa Duan, who can be caught kicking ass at a beer pong table at midnight, then in the art building blaring music and staring at canvases by 8 A.M. the next morning. Larissa Duan, who changes her hair every semester, not because of any trend, but because she wants to. Larissa Duan, who has an entire NCAA hockey team’s respect and allegiance. Larissa Duan, who is fearless and badass and yet still incredibly kind.

Camilla is popular, sure, but Larissa Duan is cool, and it’s intimidating as hell.

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top 15 dctv ladies (as voted by our followers) #10: Cat Grant

ok we always talk about the “no need to call me sir, professor” but why are we not talking about this truly Iconic drag

At least I got you in my head.