clive-dove-king-of-trash
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okay don’t get me wrong this is absolutely incredible but inflatable furniture
2000 vs Now: 15 Years of Humans on Space Station
Humans have been living in space aboard the International Space Station 24-7-365 since Nov. 2, 2000. That’s 15 Thanksgivings, New Years, and holiday seasons astronauts have spent away from their families. 15 years of constant support from Mission Control Houston. And 15 years of peaceful international living in space.
In November 2000, many of us stuck on Earth wished we could join (at least temporarily) the Expedition 1 crew aboard the International Space Station. Floating effortlessly from module to module, looking down on Earth from a breathtaking height of 350 kilometers…. It’s a dream come true for innumerable space lovers.
But be careful what you wish for! Living on the Space Station also means hard work, cramped quarters, and… what’s that smell? Probably more outgassing from a scientific experiment or, worse yet, a crewmate.
To get a feel of how long ago that was, this is what the world looked like then vs. now:
2000: Eminem released The Real Slim Shady
Now: Scott Kelly listens to Eminem from space as part of his “Songs of a Year In Space” Spotify playlist
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2000: Cell phones were entering the mainstream
Now: Astronauts can video chat with their friends and family from space
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2000: Tom Hanks was left alone on an island in Cast Away
Now: Matt Damon is stranded on the planet Mars in The Martian
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2000: Scott Kelly had just returned from his first spaceflight on Space Shuttle Discovery to service the Hubble Telescope
Now: Scott Kelly is spending a year aboard the International Space Station for the longest mission ever embarked upon by a U.S. astronaut.
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2000: The Playstation 2 was released
Now: A Hololens is planned to be shipped to the space station aboard SpaceX
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2000: You were instant messaging your friends from your desktop
Now: Astronauts have access to Twitter, Facebook, Vine, Instagram and Pinterest FROM SPACE
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2000: Britney went to Mars in her “Oops!…I Did It Again” music video
Now: One Direction trains for the journey to Mars in their “Drag Me Down” music video
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2000: The International Space Station was under construction
Now: It is approximately the size of an American football field and weighs nearly 1 million pounds
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2000: Space was on the cover of Time Magazine
Now: Space is on the cover of Time Magazine
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2000: Inflatable furniture was a thing
Now: An inflatable space module is a thing
What differences do you remember from 2000? Tweet it to us at @Space_Station using #15YearsOnStation.
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Oh golly please
I'm doing a thing
If you reblog this before January 31st, 2016, you will get a free neko atsume cat based off of your blog! You must have your submission box open, and likes do not count.
i’d just like to formally apologize for like… [gestures to all of myself]
Professor Layton as a country. Aph Puzzleland.
TUMBLR NERDS I HAVE A CHALLENGE FOR YOU
HERE ARE THE STEPS: 1 - TAKE YOUR OLDEST FANDOM you know the one, that first thing you made art or wrote fic for, where you made all those really weird over the top OCs because you didn’t know any better 2 - TAKE YOUR NEWEST FANDOM yeah, that thing that you love and can’t stop thinking about right now 3- SMASH THEM TOGETHER like freakin’ conceptual play-doh 4 - MAKE SOMETHIN’ OUT OF IT make fic! art! a song! whatever!
HERE ARE THE RULES:
1- HAVE FUN WITH IT 2- THERE ARE NO RULES THIS IS CROSSOVER TOWN AND WE’VE STOPPED THE CAR IS GONE YOUR ROOM IS BOOKED AT THE OLD-TIMEY NERD MOTEL IT’S TIME TO DO SOMETHING STUPID
@vitariesocks
Why did I do this.
GOTTA GO FAST
If you LIKE pineapple on pizza, reblog this post.
And if you DON’T like pineapple on your pizza, reblog THIS POST.
I’m doing a census on this ongoing argument please help it’s obviously important.
hetcharacteroftheday, I don’t know if you’ve done anything similar to this already and if you have my apologies, but your blog is A+ and warrants a meme of solidarity.
Straight people and characters are not ‘boring’
Because their sexuality is not your entertainment.
When people complain about ‘fetishizing queerness,’ one of the arguments I always see is “LGBT+ people are not your entertainment.” Which is quite right. They’re not.
And by the same rule, straight people aren’t either.
These same people also say things like “Why be boring and straight when you can be not straight?” “Being straight must be so boring.” “Why do you want straight characters? They’re so boring!”
This shit, this shit right here, is what treats being LGBT+ like a fashion statement. Sexuality isn’t measured by it’s entertainment value. By calling straight people and characters boring, you’re saying that not being straight is more interesting. Trendy. Appealing. Entertaining. A person’s sexuality is not your entertainment. The entertainment value for characters is not in whether they’re straight or not. It’s in the story, and in having well-rounded characters with more than one defining trait. I see it said all the time that straight people shouldn’t treat queerness like it’s entertainment, well, guess what? Non-straight people shouldn’t, either.
~ Umbreon
@vitariesocks
someone mixed adele and the civil war trailer and it’s even more sad that i thought it’d be
i will pay top dollar to get this on a t-shirt
This has always confused me like doesn’t the first episode with Brock mention that his mother is dead and that’s why he can’t become a breeder? and there was the whole thing with his dad ditching the family to become a Pokemon Master, so did they just raise his mother from the dead?? Did Brock’s dad remarry?? Witchraft?? Please correct me if I’m wrong I’m just really confused
Long Distance Friendships: Games
We all find ourselves with a long distance friend eventually, whether because someone moved or it’s just easier for you to make friends online. The problem can be finding time to chat or, if you do find time, finding something to do. I have a lot of friends who live in other countries, so I’ve had time to hone my list of online games. These are games that are best accompanied with a Skype call! Please feel free to reblog this with more suggestions!
Pretend You’re Xyzzy > FREE; This is an online version of Cards Against Humanity. The games can be altered to fit your interests by choosing decks from cardcastgame.com
Agario > FREE; It is easiest to find your friends using the party mode. Have one person create a link, then share that link with everyone. Gang up on other players to climb to the top of the leader board
Minecraft > $27 USD; Minecraft is a great way to have a physical presence without actually being anywhere near your friends. Plus, you can build with each other and create other games within the game! I suggest looking into builds like Achievement Hunter’s Let’s Play series
Board Game Online > FREE; This game is more mature and requires a lot of reading, but if you’re into board games and adventure, it’s worth looking into
Town of Salem > FREE; Town of Salem is a game known by many different names but has now been adapted for an online version. You may also know it as Werewolf. It can be difficult to get the hang of, so I would suggest reading the roles and these handy tips
Omegle > FREE; Omegle can be incredibly fun if used right. Decide on a mutual interest and try to find each other. You can attempt to find each other on cam, though be wary
The Jackbox Party Pack > $25 USD; Definitely worth the money. This pack gives you five games that test your trivia, your ability to lie successfully, and your artistic abilities. Also, check out Quiplash
FMK > FREE; Using a long list of names (be as aburd as possible), have a friend pick a number between one and ten. The first three multiples of that number and their corresponding names on the list are the people/characters/items that the player must choose to fuck, marry, or kill
Paranoia > FREE; Based on the post created on Tumblr. Using Skype, someone will private message a question. The answer must be said out loud in a call. Put 0 or 1 into RANDOM.ORG and, if it’s a 0, then the question remains a secret. If it’s a 1, the question is revealed.
Reblog if you like Professor Layton
This is an experiment for my followers
vitariesocks have u seen this
Ground
Gender no longer exists. Instead of genders everyone gets to choose what Pokemon type they are
I’m water
I AM SO GLAD I NEVER GOT NINTENDOGS
I COULD NEVER LIVE WITH THIS
i was thinking about nintendogs earlier
My favorite thing about PruCan shippers is that every one I’ve talked to is just like “lol no it’s never going to happen” but they ship it anyways and way to go guys you’ve dragged me into this horrible pit of wishful thinking too goddamn it
this sounds great
Reblog this and I'll send you a pickup line based on your URL!
I’ll do as any as I can!
“Can you lawyer good?”
“NO BUT I CAN SHOUT REALLY LOUD”
IMPORTANT QUESTION
So could someone buy a box of say, Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans and use Engorgio on them therefore having more candy or do the magic candy companies have some sort of anti-enlargement charm on their products
heavy metal broke my
please
reblog this nd ill send u a pic of clive
I BOUGHT THIS BOOK A WHILE BACK IT IS A LIFESAVER
A reference or guide for anyone who needs help with wrinkles/folds
(these belong to markcrilley, from his book “Mastering Manga”)
nameanonauthor, here’s another good guide to wrinkles & folds if you need it ^_^
This would explain all his stress eating
the old scooby doo movies centered around scooby and shaggy are so weird because instead of portraying all the monsters as humans in masks like the basis of the rest of the series, they were always encountering real monsters??
i mean no wonder scooby and shaggy are always so scared when they see people in masks. they know there are real monsters. one time dracula tried to turn shaggy into a werewolf. they taught at a school for monster girls. like?? nobody knows the terrors they have seen
there are tears streaming down my face someone hire him for advertising
LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH
WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS
I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT
FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING
THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FUCKER SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS
rub me on your body
ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT
IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF
I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING.
i’m so fucked up
AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE
I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.
IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER
0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN
And, actually, if you tell someone to kill themselves it’s considered “encouraging suicide” and you can be fined up to 25,000 dollars and be put in jail for over 10 years for doing it. If you were to commit suicide, they could be charged with manslaughter. So it’s really not in their best interest to harass you.
Do you people remember that one time I did a post about my opinion on people who’re are like “anti-feminism, pro-equality” and anti-SJW people got pissy? ‘Cause I’m reminded of it everyday by people who’re calling me a “retard” and that I should “kill myself”…
Let me make this clear, I don’t care if you don’t consider yourself a feminist but still consider yourself for female rights, ‘cause in the end I’m gonna keep calling you a feminist ‘cause that’s what you are. I don’t care that much about you though, ‘cause in the end you’re for human rights, so there’s no point in complaining about that…
… Even if I know some of you are on the bad side considering you’re saying stuff like “retard” like an insult, that’s just plain bad on too many levels…
HONESTLY THAT SINGLE SECOND MADE MY DAY
please just watch this