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Spanish affectionate names (because we can do better than using “mi amor” a hundred times)

Author’s note: Spanish uses gendered nouns. Masculine nouns often end in -o (example: “guapo”) and feminine nouns often end in -a (example: “princesa”). There are also gender neutral names! I’ll list those too for my people that are non-binary! This list is not exhaustive, so feel free to reblog and add more! Also, some words may have different translations depending on the country!!!!!

For him (names to use towards someone who identifies as a man)

Guapo : handsome

Rey : king

Príncipe: prince

Chulo / Lindo : cute, cutie

Bichito : little bug (disclaimer: in Puerto Rico, “Bicho” means “d*ck, so “Bichito” would mean “little d*ck”. )

For her (names to use towards someone who identifies as a woman)

Princesa: Princess

Guapa : beautiful

Muñeca : doll

Reina : queen

For everyone (he/him, she/her, they/them)

Mi corazón : my heart

Mi alma : my soul

Mi vida : my life

Mi cielo : my sky/heaven

Mi tesoro : my treasure

Mi luz : my light

There are tons more out there. Do a quick search!

Happy writing!

THE NOIR-HOBIE INTERACTIONS THAT I MADE UP IN MY MIND ARE VERY REAL TO ME. SONY PLEASE PICK UP WHAT I’M PUTTING DOWN!!!

The first thing I noticed was the bodies of Spider-people the Spot has either killed or exhausted. You can even see Spider-Plushie in the left-hand corner was a casualty.

Then we see a few frames of Miles fighting the Spot, which I feel is self-explanatory.

But then we get into the interesting part of the vision with Inspector Singh saving the little girl in the red dress, and while we're told these events are of the future. What we see with Jefferson saving the child wouldn't be the first time the Spot's visions show past events, i.e. when he reveals his origins.

I say this because I don't think the vision of Jefferson saving the little boy who is also wearing a red (Spider-man) top - the only time we see colour besides black and white in this scene - is foreshadowing the future.

Because this is the past. And what we're seeing is E-42 Jefferson saving Miles G Morales as a child.

More punks 🤎

I think a big thing that people are overlooking is how Hobie looks out for his own and how much that coincides with punk culture.

Him looking out for younger teens is so fucking punk of him. He lets Gwen stay with him because she's vulnerable and struggling, he makes her a watch, he lets her keep his shoes, etc. and it's not out of romance, it's because she's family. Same with Miles; he knows Miles is naive and wants to help him, because he's been in the spider society longer and he knows what's really going on. He sees the adults, who are supposed to mentor them, targeting Miles and he just knows it's flat-out wrong and that he wants no part of it.

Hobie takes on such a big brother role for the other characters and I love it. He's more mature than the other teens in so many aspects, and he uses his experience to teach them how to get by because that's what being punk is about

Across The Spiderverse + Trivia

throwing my gabi into the fray. the cooler o'hara

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I know that I left you all alone when I decided to go to my world, but I thought you'd be better off without me....and I was wrong, I see that now but...

Malleus:.....

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Oh! Stop being so stoic Malleus! Go on! Shout! Scream! Say something!

Malleus, reaching out to touch Mc/Y/N/Yuu's cheek lovingly:.....You're as beautiful as the day I lost you

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, staring at Malleus in disbelief as a tear falls down their face:.......

Malleus, whipping the tear with a fond smile: oh, my love, please don't cry, you're beautiful

Author's note:

HEHEHEHE YALL SEE WHAT I DID THERE!? 🤭

You've got to learn to leave the table when love's no longer being served.

- Nina Simone

Bnha with a hybrid s/o

Navi

Ft. - Todoroki, Denki, Deku, Bakugo, Kirishima, Shinso and Tamaki.

Warnings - NSFW, Swearing, Smut Smutty Smut, 🔞, Fem reader implied.

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Todoroki Shoto (Fox Hybrid)

(SFW)

° Loves your bright orange tail, he had to genuinely hold himself back when he first met you. He didn't want to touch your tail or ask to since it would come off rather weird, but his eyes never left your swaying fluffy tail for the rest of the day.

° Smiles cutely whenever your fangs can be seen, they add a touch of slunk to your already beautiful features and they really suit you well. If you two are alone, he often will boop your nose when you smile so brightly, finding your wagging tail and sharp canines too cute to resist.

° Endeavor doesn't approve of his son dating a fox hybrid girl, since he doesn't see your quirk as overly special or helpful. Even though you're in class 1a and have proven many times how strong you are. Luckily Shoto doesn't care about what his dad thinks, and often says that you could win in a fight against the firery asshole anytime.

° You look human except for your sharper teeth, tail, and ears, so he was surprised to see your father had a completely fox like head on a full grown man's body. He's seen hybrids before, they are quite common amongst Quirks. But someone who is so animal like acting and sounding like a normal human... Never fails to surprise Shoto.

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(NSFW)

° Loves seeing your tail get sticky with his cum, watching it run down your puckered asshole before making a mess in your orange fur. He'll always be up to clean you up and wash off the mess, but it still never fails to make his mind go filthy by the sight of his hybrid lover.

° Ties a small bow around your tail as an add on to your lingerie, he likes watching it wag in excitement by his lingering touches. Laughs into your shoulder when you whimper from overstimulation, your ears folding down from too much pleasure.

° Plays with your ears when you give him head, knowing just where that sweet spot is to drive you crazy. You thighs squeezing shut together as you take his long cock into your mouth, his soft rubbing against one of your ears making you moan despite you mouth filled with his length. The vibrations only help him get closer to his Climax.

° Playfully wipes the juices on your thighs with your tail, scooping up some of the oozing arousal from your hole with his fingers before stuffing them between his soft pink lips. The taste becoming addictive in seconds, his larger hands pushing your thighs apart as he dives into your oozing pussy as if it's his last meal.

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Kaminari Denki (Cow Hybrid)

(SFW)

° Denki over heard that a cute hybrid girl from 1c was working as a nurse in training with Recovery girl, so what did he do you may ask? He overused his quirk on purpose so he could meet you. Once he began to get out of his brain fried state, he was in awe at your stunning features. Your kind eyes looking down at him in worry as you placed an ice pack near his forehead.

° Concentually plays with your cute tail, wiggling back and forth when he visits your during lunch. He's the only one allowed to play with your tail however, if he sees someone else do it he gets all pouty and annoyed since it's his things he does with you. You can tell when he's annoyed because he won't call you Milk Mama.

° Will ask a lot of questions, do you produce milk? Yes. Do you have uters? No. Did you wear a bell as a kid? No. Do you drink milk? Yes. You don't get annoyed or frustrated with his questions, it's oddly flattering to know how interested he is with you.

° Is a helpful boyfriend when you have boob pain, which is due to being needed to lactate. It happens every month, and Denki is always down to help milk your boobies despite how odd it may sound. Your milk is actually quite useful, thanks to being the daughter of a cow hybrid dad and Healing quirk mother... Meaning you milk heals wounds when digested.

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(NSFW)

° 💫Titty sucking and fucking💫 Your boyfriend is obsessed. Denki loves titty sucking, even if it's in a non sexual way so it came to no surprise to you that he'd bring his cute habit into sexy time. Fastest way to make him cum is by squeezing his cock between your boobs and shifting them up and down against his cock while sucking his tip.

° Cums in minutes when you titty fuck him, moaning loud as he if he's a professional porn star. Will tweak with your nipples when your fucking him with just your breasts, eyes rolling to back of his head whenever a bead of milk escapes your erect bud. He swears he's in heaven whenever you do this to him.

° Returns the favor, slamming your pussy onto his face and caging your thighs down around his head. Who needs air when he has your delicious pussy to eat out? Always gives you a small zap on your clit, before soothing it with his tongue. Lives off of your mantra moans and fucked out pants, never pulling away until he's satisfied.

° He's not finished with you yet, he'll sit you on his lap infront of your floor length mirror. He'll lay back slowly before resting on his elbows as his hands stay on your hips, Denki orders you to watch the reflection before jackhammering his cock into your tight cunt. Making you jump forward, but he'll try to sooth you by praising how good his milk maid is being right now.

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Midoriya Izuku (Wolf Hybrid)

° Not going to lie, he was slightly intimidated by you. You were the strongest girl in 1a, had sharp canine teeth, a piercing through your wolf ears, and cold sharp eyes that gave off 'don't fuck with me' vibes. But he was wrong to assume you were harsh and mean, since he found out from Uraraka that you were actually quite charming and playful.

° Coos when you cuddle into him after he gives you head pats, feeling your tail pat against his legs. He loves cuddling you especially since your ears at so soft against his neck whenever you nuzzle into him. He'll never tell you how intimidated he used to be of you, but he mentally curses himself for being so judgemental.

° Helps you sharpen your claws, going as far as to buy his own nail file for when you visit him. He also paints your claws jazzy colors (most of them are green). You don't have paws, but your fingernails are simply a mixture of a wolf claw and human fingernail. Which is a sharp human nail that was naturally shaped that way.

° Invites you over to his home on full moon nights, since he discovered you often have terrible headaches and Nightmares on full moons. Deku will tuck you into bed with some warm milk and medicine, brushing your hair for you as you fall into a deep slumber for the rest of the night.

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(NSFW)

° You may be nice and playful most of the time, but in the bedroom your much more dominant than Midoriya, often calling him a dumb puppy after he shoots his fifth blank of the night. Deku can be dom when needed, but it just seems natural for him to be submissive and for you take charge in the bedroom. He finds it hotter that way.

° Plays with your tail while babbling nonsense into your shoulder, cumming for the third time as you rode him like there was no tomorrow. Tears welling up in his eyes as he begs for you to slow down, but on the inside he wants you to speed up and fuck him dumb. Deku will grab your tail as he goes insane from the pleasure, needing to have something to hold onto as he's fucked like the brat he was being earlier.

° When he's domming you he likes to fill both of your holes, stuffing a butt plug into your ass as he fucks into you from behind. Deku adores when you pant like a pathetic puppy, your claws will rip the blankets and pillow cases open but both of you are too lost in your own pleasure to give a single fuck.

° Has a bulge kink, he's thick and six inches... So he's proud to see a bulge in your tummy because of it. He'll place your hand over the bulge, proceeding to thrust at a fastening pace. Deku smirks down at you while you feel the outline of his dick being thrust inside of you. It makes your walls flutter around him, pushing both of you closer towards the edge.

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Bakugo (Bunny Hybrid)

(SFW)

° Bakugo never thought he'd have a crush on someone, he only ever thought about being a hero and being the best hero who can compete with All Might. But then your cotton tailed ass got transfered to UA and were assigned to sit next to Bakugo for the rest of the year, he tried ignoring you but you were simply too cute to resist.

° He calls you cottontail instead of your actual name, it was supposed to be an insult but it ended up as a cute nickname for you. His friends would tease him for clearly having a soft spot for you, since he never yelled, faught, bullied, cursed at, or complained about you. Bakugo himself knew you were effecting him, and he was frustrated by how much like enjoyed it.

° Asks you out before anyone else can, he is yours and you are his end of sentence. Bakugo loves to tease you as well, he'll scratch just behind your left ear just so he can see your foot twitch and stomp lightly. He knows you could kick his ass if it annoyed you, but you never do so he never stops.

° His mom loves you more than him, she thinks you'll make him settle down and change him into a better person. She one overstepped a bit and asked if you'd have babies similar to rabbits, meaning lots and lots and lots of them. Making you cringe internally as Bakugo scolded his mom for being so insensitive towards you quirk.

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(NSFW)

° Bought a carrot gag online, binds your ears together, covers your eyes, and presses a bunny vibrator against your sopping pussy. You can hear him walking around the bedroom, slowly undressing as he laughs darkly at your helpless figure. Bakugo still calls you cottontail, but this time he'll pull your small puffy tail before trailing kisses against your back.

° Will put a leash around you and make it so your head is lifted from the pillows, that only happens if you try to hide you noises from him. Will slap your pussy gently before soothing it with kitty licks, only to repeat this multiple times as his hand plays with your cute slick covered tail.

° The more you whine, the more he wants to punish his adorable cottontail. So if you whine to go faster after he removes your gag, he'll pruposley go slower because he's a menace. Bakugo will eventually cave into your needs and bring you to cloud nine, but that doesn't mean he won't take forever to actually get to that point.

° Despite being a mean explosive gremlin in many eyes, Bakugo becomes really sweet near the end of sex. He'll remove all of your gimics and simply hold you tight with his lips locked to yours, making damn sure that you both hit your Climax hard as the headboard of your bed threatens to break on both of you. It never does, but it always comes close when you two are nearing the end.

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Kirishima Eijirou (Snake Hybrid)

(SFW)

° When people thought of your quirk, they expected someone full of scales and maybe some sort of reptile tail. But in reality you looked relatively normal despite your slit pupils and forked tongue. The only scales you had were just under your jaw, which many couldn't even notice. Some still found you odd, but one particular student could get you out of his head.

° Denki eventually convinced him to shoot his shot with you, and to Kirishima's surprise you actually accepted his offer. Which started the so called 'cutest couple' in UA, even if some students found both of you a bit freaky looking. Despite being a somewhat big topic amongst the school, you both keep your relationship calm and neutral infront of the public.

° Often mimics your small hisses, always failing and ending up sounding like he's a broken cat record. You reassure him that you can only do it due to your forked tongue, but he's still determined to nail your cute hybrid dialect down. Even if he has to manoeuvre his tongue in some weird way.

° Leaves kisses under your jaw to appreciate the patches of skin you loath, it always makes you feel like a freak when you fingers brush over the scales. But Kirishima finds them beautiful, because anything related to you will always be perfect in his eyes. He knows your self conscious of you looks, since you were bullied for looking different as a kid. But he sees you as a gorgeous bad ass snake woman who owns his heart.

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(NSFW)

° Does your forked tongue ever feel amazing as it slides across his cock, it was practically made to play against his shaft. Kirishima's toned abs can be seen flexing and trembling as you suck him off, small cute whimpers coming from the red haired lover. When he's about to cum he'll try to pull you away so you won't have to taste him, but you brush his hands away and encourage him to shoot his load down your throat.

° Leaves hickeys across your scaled patches of skin as he gently rocks his hips against yours, allowing your slick to lube up his thick eight inch shaft. Despite having sex multiple times, Eijirou always worries that he'll accidently hurt you with his length so he always makes sure to lube himself up well before entering your tight cunt.

° Eijirou always gives you a gentle smile as he enters you, his thick fingers circling your clit while you adjust to his length. His hair is always down and has no gel in it, so he will either be staring at you through his long red locks of hair or it will be tied back into a very sexy man bun that never fails to drive you insane.

° Once things pick up his praises will begin to fall out like crazy, calling you everything he's every thought of since the first day he saw you. It's always mixed in with his airy grunts and groans while his thrusts pick up pace and your hips slam down to meet his. You'll smash your lips into his as your nails rake across his back, the pleasure becoming to much for you to think straight. You'll see white as he whispers how hot you are when you cum.

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Hitoshi Shinso (Cat hybrid)

° When you walked into class 1b he thought he was dreaming, a hot cat hybrid girl did not just walk into this class and introduce herself in the sweetest voice ever. No he must be dreaming, the girl of his dreams couldn't be standing there so casually as her eyes gaze across the classroom. But there you were, softly beginning to walk past him and send a sweet wave his way.

° Everyone noticed the small glances Shinso gave you, the way his face heats up when you are even near him, even principal Nezu noticed how bashful Shinso became when he read off your name during a mission. The reason it became so obvious was simple, this was one of the first times Shinso was showing a lot of emotion at once. The usual introverted stoic hero, was a blushing mess because of you.

° You politely confronted Shinso about his crush on you, admitting that you'd love to go out with him so there was no need to be so nervous around you. Shinso was shocked to say the least, he nearly combusted when reality hit him. Stuttering quietly about how grateful he was to hear this, accidently confessing how pretty you looked in the school uniform.

° Calls you his kitten respectively, always placing small kisses against the back of your head and cat ears. If you nyah he'll be deceased, but then he'll come back to life and beg you to do it again. Let's you bite him even if your fangs accidently puncture through his skin, he doesn't mind since he knows cats have a habit of biting when they are too riled up.

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(NSFW)

° Heat is a hellish heaven that you both have to get through, Shinso is always down to fuck his pretty kitten until she's had enough. But he also knows just how stressful and annoying heats can be due to coming home from a mission and seeing your crying as you beg your body to cum. He'll help you through it as best as he can, even if it becomes exhausting.

° Will buy you adorable lingerie with a small bow choker or collar to go with the sexy underwear, he loves seeing you confident in your own skin so he always gets you softer less edgy styles knowing that's what you prefer. Doesn't help that he has a small (Huge) corruption kink, but harder the bulge harder the fuck.

° Whispers in you ear about how bad of a kitten you've been, teasing him all day long and expecting to get a reward from it. So as punishment, he overstimulated you until you have tears wihotu even brushing his cock near the lips of your pussy. Even if he was painfully hard watching you squirm and beg to be filled. He never let up until he thinks you've learned your lesson.

° If your into roleplay, you better expect a maid costume almost instantly. He will never admit that he once had a hentai stash with cat girls and maids in them... But he doesn't need them to get off anymore now that he has you. Shinso never thought he would become so feral when he began having sex, but apparently you just struck some cord inside him that made him go crazy.

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Tamaki Amajiki (Butterfly Hybrid)

(SFW)

° Everyone thinks your a fairy quirk hero, since you look like a fairy with your beautiful purple and white wings. But you're no fairy, you have a butterfly quirk which means you can fly, have amazing senses, and control ultra Violet lights. Despite your relatively cool quirk, many Iver looked you because you looked rather harmless. But Tamaki knew you were strong, he also knew how drop dead gorgeous you were.

° Will stare at you in awe whenever you flap your wings or begin to fly around, you look like something straight out of a fairytale. Neijire and Mirio had to snap him out of his trance when it first started happening, but recently they've stopped in hopes that you'll notice how madly in love Tamaki is.

° Admitted his crush to you over a love letter that he slipped into your locker, small butterfly stickers sprawled across the paper as his neat handwriting confessed everything he's ever felt towards you. Tamaki was nervous that he had messed things up, worried that you'll be upset with him, and those fears only skyrocketed once he noticed your bright winged figure walking towards him.

° Gently passing him back the note, he checked the end of the note cautiously. There were two boxes yes and no, and in the yes box you re arranged one of his butterflies to cover the messy lined square. Tamaki was shocked that you accepted his date request, his face bright pink as he tried to hide his excited grin. You softly removed his hands, pressing your lips against his burning cheeks.

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(NSFW)

° Tamaki is into tentacles play and no one can change my mind, he's watched and read hentai with tentacles and now all he wants to do is try his own on you. He'll press delicate kisses across your wings and back, one of his tentacle fingers sliding down to your core as the other latched onto to your breasts. Since Tamaki was a virgin, he was worried you would find his kinks a bit weird... But your moans and pleads said other wise.

° Whines and whimpers a lot, he's very sensitive... Probably the most sensitive in BNHA imo. He cums fast and frequently, but he stays hard for quite some time despite his dick swaying into the side of painful pleasure. Tamaki refuses to finish sex without making you cum, since your his own personal love fairy that he needs to treat like royalty.

° Most of smexy time has happened in the shower, it starts off with him washing your wings, then your back, before eventually his hands ghost over your cute bum that he feels the urge to squeeze. One squeeze leads to a kiss, the kiss turns into making out, and making out leads to him pounding you against the tile wall as your hands trail down the foggy glass that surrounds the shower.

° Even if Tamaki is introverted and a ball of an anxiety, he's very easy to turn on. It's very simple and easy, all you have to do is kiss, nibble, or breath on the tips of his elf like ears. They are nearly as sensitive as his cock, so it never fails to make his pants become rather tight and for his face to become bright pink as he coughs awkwardly to hide his embarrassment.

diluc is the harvest moon bachelor i would wake up for at 6 am everyday to give grape juice to

(Repost) Uh anyway

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Fucking hell Nightbringer really gave me everything huh god

Henry 1.0 origin story

Cerberus origin story

Satan's cat thing origin story

"Goldie in Freezer" origin story

Levi's Ruri-chan obsession origin story

Mammon being scared of ghosts/horror origin story

More in depth version of Solomon & Asmo's first meeting/pact origin story

A painful reason for why Asmo's room looks like that

What the tsl characters would have been like irl (the absolute worst wtf simeon)

Mammon's issues finally discussed in depth

Mammon being extremely ride or die for Lucifer

Almost instant Mammon & MC friendship

Mammon being just so amazed by MC and also insanely supportive of them

Mammon being willing to do anything for his brothers, being more sure of himself, almost instantly following Lucifer's orders and making the others do so as well

Levi's issues discussed in depth.

Levi straight up saying he was depressed and still is

Levi's friendship with MC!

Levi & Lucifer's relationship!!!!!

Levi being shy and scared and just so 😖

Things being bad in the Celestial Realm even before they left

Asmo's issues being discussed in depth

Asmo very explicitly having body dysmorphia

The brothers being much more supportive and loving of each other

Lucifer being visibly scared of losing another family member and being insanely overprotective because of it

The brothers being slowly overtaken by their sins (something that was always a part of them but also something they could control as angels) and losing control of themselves

The brothers gaining new magic

Satan being a fucking mess

Satan not really fitting in and all of them being really awkward around him

Satan's issues being discussed in depth

Belphie's issues being discussed in depth

Belphie expressing passive suicidal ideation

Belphie talking about how he needs someone to blame for what happened to Lilith so he can process it/make sense of it even if that someone is himself

Lucifer's issues being touched on from from different perspectives/angles

Diavolo's issues being hinted at

Simeon's issues being vaguely discussed

More about Lilith! (remember my post about how lilith definitely wasn't a sweet little angel because there's no way the universe would let lucifer catch a break? I was right!!! She was as much a little shit as the rest of her family!)

More about the demon king! (He wanted to stop the war too🥺 also a whole line of previous demon kings!)

More about god/how angels work (all angels are brothers & sisters but not technically family the way lucifer & his siblings are!)

ADAM!?!?!?!?!?

Solomon & MC's Sorcerer & Apprentice relationship seen in full detail!

MC being absolutely amazing

MC being competent and powerful and dangerous and resourceful and confident and the brothers realising all that but them also being funny and snarky and chaotic and outgoing and homesick and caring

References to present (s1-s4) brothers (& how they'll tear solomon apart if he doesn't bring MC back)

NIGHTBRINGER!? BARBATOS!!!??? but past barbatos doesn't seem to know anything about MC and present barbatos is helping solomon bring MC back....so who...?

References to Noble demons and conservative demons and devildom politics

Angel - Demon prejudice /racism from both sides explicitly shown

The brothers being war criminals and how the devildom sheltering them nearly re-started the war between the two realms

None of them being able to identify MC as a human (it takes Diavolo a long time + Lucifer straight up denies it when MC tells him), Adam & Nightbringer saying MC has the "power of angels", MC's favourite manga being one where the youngest child out of 7 is described as being angelic (*cough*lilith*cough*), Diavolo, even after knowing MC is a human, going "what are you"..... me softly chanting: nephilim!mc nephilim!mc nephilim!mc

The lessons flow better? It doesn't feel like one arc is squished into two lessons and then you must immediately jump into another different arc. It feels like it's all just happening in a connected sequence?

Better pacing in my opinion. It doesn't feel rushed.... like the part where satan discovers cats and then later is seen still sitting next to the cat and watching it? It feels appropriately spaced out

MC's relationships with everyone doesn't feel isolated. Like earlier there'd be a lesson or two dedicated to one character and we won't see much of the other characters during it. Now it feels like everyone is there interacting with everything in a normal, natural way. Yes there are lessons dedicated to getting to know one brother but the others are there, interacting with each other and MC during that time as well

The emotions & relationships are discussed/written in a way that feels very real and believable that it becomes actually really moving (s1-s4 also did this well but in nightbringer because of arcs/scenes/relationships not being isolated, of things flowing better and having a better pacing, of them outright discussing their issues it has a greater impact - yes I cried more than once shut up)

In the end, Nighbringer is darker than og OM! but not in the "grrr gonna kill you" way. It's "darker" because they address more serious topics in depth

drove past a hotel and they had a pretty big digital message board and I glanced over and almost had a fucking stroke while driving because it was just playing this gif

He’s not the only one who can fly. That dude created it all by himself, baby.

my mom was talking to our cat a while ago and we had this exchange

Hobie should have a little old lady who adores him

ok since i don't think i've seen any semi-comprehensive lists of the tumblr holidays for the reddit refugees, here it is.

IT JUST HAPPENS

DAY 15 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

Thursday the 20th

The Fifth of Wednesday

Sometime in June: That One Halloween Post Starts Circulating

Sometime in July: Dancing Pumpkin Man Video/Gif

WEEKLY EVENTS

Every Monday: El Muchacho Monday

Every Tuesday: Tuesday Again? No Problem...

Every Wednesday: Wet Beast Wednesday

Every Thursday: Out of Touch Thursday

Every Friday: Flat Fuck Friday

Every Saturday: Don't @ Me, I'm Chilling/Caturday

Every Sunday: Fingers In His Ass Sunday

YEARLY EVENTS

January 16: Appreciate a Dragon Day

January 29: Threshold Day

All of February: Funguary

February 14: Aromantic/Asexual Day

March 9: Miku Day

March 10: Mario Day

March 14: Pi Day

March 15: Ides of March

March 23: Ever Given Got Stuck Today

April 1: Mishapocalypse

April 2: Dashcon Announcement Anniversary

April 3: Dannypocalypse

April 8: Rex Manning Day

ALSO April 8: MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD

April 13: Neil Banging Out The Tunes

ALSO April 13: Homestuck Day

April 20: haha 420 blaze it

April 25: The Perfect Date

April 28: Ed Balls Day

April 30: It's Gonna Be May

All of May: Mermay

May 3: Beginning of Dracula Daily

May 4: May the 4th Be With You

May 5: Revenge of the Fifth

May 25: The Glorious 25th of May

All of June: Pride Month

ALSO All of June: IT'S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

June 5: Barricade Day

June 16: Let Papyrus Say Fuck

July 20: Moon Landing

September 8: The Queen Is Dead and Sans Undertale Killed Her

September 21: DO YOU REMEMBER-

All of October: SKELETON WAR

ALSO All of October: Inktober

October 3: Mean Girls Day

ALSO October 3: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Day

October 20: Unnecessary Feelings Day

October 31: HALLOWEEN

November 5: honestly what didn't happen that day

November 19: Goncharov

All of December: Will the Gävle Goat Get Destroyed Again?

December 10: Please, It's Christmas

December 24: ALMOST CHRISTMAS MEANS IT WASN'T CHRISTMAS

I'm curious, in the Yandere house how long would it take for each skeleton to turn obsessive of the MC? And what traits would draw them in? Alsooo- Would it be ok to write you a mini short story about this situation? 🙈 Thank you and take care!

13: THIS is what the skeletons like most about there s/o which fits to what drew them in. You can absolutely write a short story, please share it with me I would love to read it

Sans -It takes a while and a lot of research for him to be interested in someone. He doesn’t enjoy paranoia in a person but he does enjoy integrity and a sense of justice purely because they are entertaining to him, especially when their morals are put under a microscope.

Papyrus -It’s pretty much instant and he can basically be obsessed with any trait. He doesn’t have a preference and is surprisingly flexible with most personality types. If you ask him he does answer that he likes honest people and this is true but not a necessity for him to obsess over you.

Red -He’s curious about them but it takes a while for that to actually develop into an obsession. He likes a bit of fear behind his obsessive eyes so prefers them to not be too brave and actually likes people with a lot of patiences and who won’t complain. He is also drawn to kindness as a trait although he doesn’t know this himself.

Edge -It's fifty-fifty about whether his obsession is instant or not and really depends on the situation and timing. He actually really likes curiosity as a trait in people because answering their questions makes him feel superior. He also appreciates someone with a bit of grit but it’s not a necessity.

Blue -It is instant, from the moment he sees his obsession he is in love with them although that obviously could change later depending on if he likes their personality or not. The trait he likes the most is kindness. Just straight up kindness the more unwavering the better.

Orange -It takes him a hot second to fall for anyone, like maybe months not that anyone would really be able to tell whenever he does develop feelings for someone. It’s pretty contradictory but he likes people who are both oddly smart and also incredible stupid, take that however you want.

Berry -It’s instant but he doesn’t really know what is going on so he is very clingy and very confused as he tries to work through these new feelings. Trait wise is anything that could be perceived and dominating whether this is actually something else like bravery or straight up cruelty or just demanding if it lets you stand up to Berry he’s into it

Syrup -It usually takes a while. When he first sees them there may be a twinge of something but it often needs time to develop into something deeper. He actually has this feeling with a lot of people, it just usually doesn’t go anywhere. He is most attracted to unpredictable and spontaneous personalities as they give him a challenge and something unexpected.

everyone else fought me i just expected you were going to fight me too

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This is still one of the greatest things ever made.

Theoretically I don’t object to the idea of Harley Quinn moving away from The Joker’s influence and having that reflected in her costume, but that’s… not what her character designers have done. They’ve dropped the clown theme for a design based on a skimpy cheerleading uniform in the same colors as her traditional costume. If Harley’s costume change is supposed to reflect a new idependence, it shouldn’t be based on her old costume at all and should be something new and cool to represent self-reinvention, not just “we didn’t think the clown theme was sexy enough to sell to a modern audience”.

HOWEVER. You know what would be fun? If Harley decided to out-clown the Joker and steal his theme from him. Commit to the act in a way he never could and actually take up classes on clowning and physical comedy. Become Dr. Harley Quinn, the DCU’s leading expert on being a clown. When people think “the clown from Gotham” they don’t think of The Joker at all. That would be sweet, sweet revenge that I would love to read.