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Latest Posts by cooler-ian - Page 6
This reads like something I'd write while crying but okay
Crack theory
While MC is in the past after the whole time travel nightbringer situation, the brothers in the original timeline have to go on with their lives without MC including celebrating their birthdays without MC
And that's why there's no birthday events
But that's just a theory! A GAME THEORY!!!
Okokok you are on my examination table and I'm a mad scientist poking and proding you with different unspecified drugs and maybe my own blood to see how you react. wyd?
its okay dude im not becoming evil muhaha. sorry i mean haha. dont know what happened there muhaha. sorry i mean
Come on, we all know Barb accepts payment in tea and tea ONLY
They've originally gave him money but he tried to make tea with it 🙏😔
That cup? That's a months worth of salary right there
Now that it's officially cannon that Barbatos met Diavolo in his childhood, we now know for a fact... That man's ass is NOT. GETTING. PAID.
Skill issue
*distant cackling*
Nightbringer lesson 7 fanart I’m still laughing, Solomon is so hecking chaotic I love him.
Keep reading
I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN
Lesson 15-A
Basically Barbatos tells his version of events, how he became the Diavolo's Buttler
I knew he was young when they meet but I didn't think he was THAT young.. he was a child... That's really adorable 🥺🥺
Don't get me wrong, I know what Diavolo did was Bad but when Barbatos was basically the only person who gave him a little of His company when he was so Lonely as a child, I get It... I personally don't agree with the theories that say that Barbatos Is resentful about this whole arrangement, really, much less when I read this lesson...
these two are basically family, I love them so much, the way Barbatos talks about Diavolo makes my heart melt
Anyways, Barbatos *probably* told Thirteen why he's so mad at Solomon, really, I want to know too.....
(Also, Thirteen's favorite cakes are chocolate and strawberry, very important fact actually 💞)
It's their first time going to prison in the human world ✨
Refs below! Taken directly from the movie trailer Barbie :) The instance I saw the scene, I knew it had to be them lmao
(I know the suits are not their human world ones', just thought they would fit their photographs better! :D)
Is this about Shane Dawson and Steve Harvey????
no more de-aged, hairless and twinkified shane and harvey. Their appeal is being neurodivergent wrinkly dilfs and im RIGHT.
I'm like more than half certain this is the plot to the Welcome Home Arg
looks like Diavolo’s dad has a canon name now y’all. 👀
I think it would be funny if Diavolo had absolutely no conscience, like literally nothing and just makes choices based on how if he thinks Barbatos would approve of them
Diavolo's new sprite looking good
Its kinda sad that Belphie's profile picture on everything is a pic of him when he was an angel like dang bro
THIS. THIS IS WHY I NEED DOMESTIC FANFICS OF THESE TWO, JUST. I'M SOBBING
THIS IS SO CUTE???1?11???
2 alcoholics perfectly functional adults avoiding their problems
I bet you're secretly a Lucifucker :/
You think he's cute? you wanna fuk his bussy? push him down the stairs? snap his neck??? A walking tragedy is all you'll amount to, both of you
lets all ignore the supervillain monologue and look at this instead
mc gets lucifer to buy all their drinks =w=) extortion moments
It's crazy..
If I'm the only one who interacts with this you'll know I sent the ask but I want to interact with this specifically because I sent the ask but saying I sent the ask is more cringe than not drawing me in your DND party so I'm backed into a corner here and honestly? It's your fault
Kinda cringe how you didn't draw me, a person who isn't in your DND party but okay
You're right I'm so sorry I should've thought about that mb 😔 /j
Are these official? They look like Ai, look at the first image of Simeon, look at his head, and look at Barbatos' hands in second image,,
not even gonna mention the feet lol but Diavolo's in the second image specifically are wack
THE SIDE CHARACTERS ARE GETTING BODY PILLOWS!!!
I’ve posted the link for it for anyone who wants to get one ~3~
Did you hear?
Barbatos lore?!
I love how Solomon is narrating the story
finally more lore abt barbs
A small child approachs Diavolo, yells "I like your dress" then runs away. Diavolo does not get a chance to respond.
🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨THIS POST HAS BEEN RIGGED WITH EXPLOSIVES🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨
💥💥💥NOW YOUR DASH WILL ESPLODE!!!!!💥💥💥
REBLOG TO DETONATE 💥💥
LIKE TO DEFUSE 🛠️🛠️
Lucifer vibes, Mc's the witch
daddydom ASMR but 5 seconds in he gets attacked by a cackling witch
ಠಿ_ಠ
this you?
Hey.
Remember when you called Barbatos your "sinister little coochie nut?"
Well I do. Why'd you do that?
WHAT WOAH I DID THAT??
I sincerely do not remember-
anyway, sorry my lil sinister lil coochie nut
Cannon, this really happened, I was there- I was the shirt Diavolo's wearing
this is exactly why i get nothing done in life
