but im at my gfs house guys đ
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I heard people have been trying to fight me. We canât have that.
This is now stackable.
Masochism Tango
Nico: How the hell did you crash the car?!
Leo: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.
Leo: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident.
Nico: âŚ
Jason, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.
it sucks so bad that on top of everything else going on iâm 5â3
Sundays are slow and I am boreedddd
dash is dead im teleporting to the past
https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752
Tumblr isn't social media, it's a habit. Like smoking. We're all gathering by the dumpster in the cold, reblogging posts.
req'd by @chatter-crow
as. as in hell FOR lesbians or hell created BY lesbians??
text: oh god we're in lesbian hell
"Rick bring back the use of fatal flaws" the crowd yells.
wheres seasons greasons
the turkey swiss on rye incident
"so what music do you listen t-"
BEARS IN TREES. SILLY BRITISH PEOPLE WHO MAKE MUSIC ABOUT LOVING YOUR FRIENDS. ENGLAND.
vehicular manslaughter chappell roan be like you can hit a hundred boys with cars
how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That âŚ. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible
PLEASE DAN HARMON
To promote the community movie, they should write out Abed's full saw analysis and have Danny Pudi read out the whole thing as Abed. this is the only way to properly advertise it, trust me
when bears in trees said hey it's okay welcome to the family a patchwork tuxedo and when bears in trees said i felt unlovable but they love me so dearly i must just be wrong and when bears in trees said i am so cold but they hold me in a way that makes the pain go away and when bears in trees said heaven sent is the way you say you're proud of me i'm unconditionally loved and when bears in trees said i'll be your house when your roof starts leaking and when bears in trees said we'll find common ground in the aches that get us down and when bears in trees said i love my friends they make me feel alive again.
halloweenâs over but hereâs kigus
i could never be homephobic, im too much of a chappell roan fan đ˝â¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ď¸ @ega2027
ok, so im starting my own dnd campaign and im the dm, and im starting to plan stuff and i asked my friends like environment and stuff and so weâve got miku binder thomas jefferson.
this is my son, his name is billiam von buffleshurmcks the III and he is my pride and joy
can't believe I nearly forgot to share this
when she says she doesnât send nudes
check out this periodic table
autistic ppl be like "i cant be autistic, i dont have special interests!" and then spend 20 minutes ranking bears in trees songs by how fast they make them cry (i regularly edit the playlist based off how i feel that day)
guys absolutely HYPE update. so basically me and my dm called and we decided that the rest of the party should fight zombie bug, and im gonna hide, and then bugs going to get possessed bc of some necromancy magic and im gonna come out and play evil bug, and theyre gonna kill evil bug and bring regular bug back. theyre also all going up a level and in going up two, so theyll be level 3 and ill be level 4.
ok so a little backstory first, im in a dnd campaign with some friends. i play a character named bug, shes a half-orc barbarian who is just an absolute tank but a ray of sunshine. its the third session were fighting, we split up, bug has 17 xp. me and the fighter i went with are fighting, we decided to flee because i have low xp and so does he, and we lost sight of the monster. the fighter makes it out alive but i roll a nat 1. in our campaign we have a homebrew rule where if you roll a nat 1 you take 1d4 damage, so i take 1 damage and dont make it out of the room. its the monsters turn, it uses it claws to stab into my back and pick my up. it uses necrotic blast, getting 3d6 damage to me, i currently have 9 xp. the dm rolls all 6s so its 18 damage, 2x your xp means you dont get to roll the death saves so BUG IS OFFICIALLY DEAD. IM MOURNING, IM GONNA RIOT, THIS IS MY PERSONAL HELL