Latest Posts by cottage-clockwork - Page 3

yeah sorry they gave me an open wound instead of a heart that's why im like this

i think "oh my childhood doesn't even impact me that much" & then im Afraid To Sit in The Living Room

girl dinner

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

streeeeeeetch

Pick a movie. Keep one actor. Everyone else is a Muppet.

When I go to uni to study historical archaeology and they ask what got me interested in the mysteries of history I can’t say it was two (2) guys on YouTube hunting ghouls, solving murders and preforming various musical numbers through the power of puppetry

guy who is not necessarily nonbinary but also not NOT nonbinary. guy who doesnt fit into the binary-nonbinary binary. if you will

where is my mind. where is my miiiind

Whenever you cook food the ingredients are lezzing out with each other and that's why it tastes so good

“guys please just hear me out” and it’s a photo of the greasiest grimiest most rat infested man you’ve ever seen

GET HIS ASS!!!

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We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert

Giving this website full of autistics obsessed with ranking and categorising stuff a poll option is like giving rats one of those buttons that makes cocaine

[white knuckling the bathroom sink] but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay sil

now dan and phil are never going to walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag :(

Are you implyin to me that a shramp managed to frah this rice? It's preposterous! But it intrigues meh so.

wow, ok, unfollowing now. was a big fan of his abandoning his son, was not aware he let the transgender priest hit it from the back

4 dead 37 injured . nothing happened i just felt like it

I am facing the consequences of my actions, death would be kinder

actually crying rn

that little voice you hear while grocery shopping saying you don’t need a snack for later is the devil btw

coming into twst Tumblr thinking nothing new has happened…

Talk about an information overload😳 Yana Toboso sensei has been busy I see

Needless to say I am so excited for all these new updates! Especially Chapter 7 (I need more MalleusxYuu moments and lore pls)

Twst is trending what a wonderful day

Morgan Gwenwald, Butch/Fem Picnic