Latest Posts by crimcriminal - Page 10

The arcana insta right now like:

"Now WHo lOokS more LiKe MurIEl? 🤔🤪"

This is a really cool idea, i love it... Thank you for your request @keeperofhounds!

asra sketches + messy outfit concept idk

Sorry, but I was just thinking about how I’m pretty sure Jake is the only one of the alters that has a job at the end of the show. So imagine Marc and Steven finally meeting him and being shocked and Jake just being like “Who the fuck do you think pays the bills around here?”.

found out in the lemire run matt is canonically jake lockley's lawyer and subsequently lost my mind

This is how I want Jake to show up in the show

“i’m trying to help him!"

"you're helping yourself!"

"... maybe!"

some rough panels under the cut cause i think theyre funny

Alters 🌙🌙🌙

What if i posted my silly little doodles on here WHAT THEN

BUTCH HARTMAN CAN’T GET BACK INTO HIS MAIN. IT BELONGS TO THE CRYPTOBROS NOW. APPARENTLY THIS IS HIS NEW OFFICIAL ACCOUNT AND IT’S SO FUCKING FUNNY JUST-

HE LOST EVERYTHING

HE ONLY HAS 91 FOLLOWERS

🚫Don't repost or use without permission🚫

The Oscars tonight is proof that people are very entertained by watching celebrities beat each other up.

In other words someone needs to make a show where it's just celebrities fist fighting each other on a stage.

Och…? ★

can we get more fresh plz I’m a simp </3

Y/n: What are you doing?

Fresh: Your taxes!

Y/n: ...Why?

Fresh: I figured I would save you the stress!

Y/n: Okay, that's nice and all, but how do you know all of my financial information??

Fresh, writing down you credit card number in pink highlighter: Don't worry about it. :)

_________

Ink: Human you don't understand. You're harboring a dangerous creature!

Y/n: He's my roommate (CENSORED) face.

Fresh: No swearing!!

Y/n: Sorry!

________

Y/n: (comes out wearing a neon green body suit)

Fresh:

Fresh: Well one if us us gonna have to change.

________

Ink: I thought introducing Y/n to Fresh might show them how acting without reason could get them hurt.

Fresh: (skateboarding down a hill while also somehow wearing roller skates)

Y/n: (sitting on his shoulders screaming)

Ink: ...I made it worse I think.

________

Fresh: Be honest, why do you stick around me?

Y/n: You make everything interesting. Even when we just sit here, not feeding off of each other's chaos, you make me laugh and feel comfortable.

Fresh:

Y/n: Are you crying??

Fresh: Yes I'm crying I thought you were gonna make a joke about my nine tongues-

Y/n: Oh god I'm sorry.

Fresh: I wasn't emotionally prepared broski-

______

Y/n: I'd throw myself in front of a moving car for you.

Fresh: You'd throw yourself in front of a moving car for fun.

Y/n: Only if you were driving.

Fresh: I can't drive, so that's perfect!

Y/n: Nothing sexier than getting put out of my misery.

_________

Y/n: He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me,

Y/n: ...He love me not. :(

Fresh: I'm gonna kick the shit out of that flower-

________

Y/n: Give me a hand?

Fresh: Sure!

Y/n: ...That's hilarious, but where did you find that?

_________

Y/n: Hello my dear heart snoogims.

Fresh: Well hi dearest cuddle bunny boo-boo bear.

Y/n: (gags)

Fresh: Ha. I win.

Giving your hand to the BHC guys to see if they are gentlemen check~

Sans- fistbump, not gentleman

Papyrus- takes it and then shakes it, not a gentleman

Blue- kisses it, a gentleman.

Stretch- noms your hand, not a gentleman

Red- takes it and then licks it, not a gentleman

Boss- kisses it, a gentleman

Nox- kisses it, gentleman

Rus- kisses it and then feels super awkward, gentleman?

Ash- gives you a flower or a garden friend, not a gentleman, but better

Poplar- takes your hand and just holds it the whole time, soft boi

All these boys are from @bonelyheartsclub , a wonderful game where you can date skeletons. It’s got voice acting and fun art. Check them out.

Kinda girl boss of me to not know how to caption this

These gatekeep bois belong to @bonelyheartsclub 💕

(And tagging @improvidence318 cuz I know he likes to be tagged HGG)

the bonely hearts club goes to splash mountain!

original photos + notes under the cut, because i honestly don't think i could properly capture the pure chaotic energy of the original pics with the limits that skeletal expressions have haha

a part of me considered giving everyone more... appropriate attire for the situation, but then i decided it would be infinitely more funny to have the gang wearing their usual attire... minus boss's cape, he was forced to put that in the bin before he got on the ride :(

horse head is the player, if you're wondering

this extremely chaotic gang is from @bonelyheartsclub!

I’ve been given too much power-

But anywho this is my rendition Cross for the current @bonelyheartsclub au going on 

And I of course must tag @owl-bones 

you're gonna make me go against my better judgement and simp for nightmare 😩

@owl-bones looks like you’ll have to go and see for yourself! :3c

Also, I had the brilliant idea of drawing a crossover with @bonelyheartsclub since you sent this ask bahaha xD

the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since

Time to create new characters 👊🤡

I want a tv series where

Two girls (maybe like 14 & 12 yrs old) being raised by their single, clueless father

Helped by his wacky brother, of course

let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them

This is getting interesting-

Who's the last one? 🤔

Choose your fighter

Sea the wolf

A mother

Looks innocent, actually is not

Most friendly of them all

Actually cares about the fanbase

Likes milk

Ricardo is her husband

Gay af

Can get overprotective when it comes to Anne

Hates it when anyone ships anne with anyone except her

k i n k y

Wife of the year

Everyone loves her

Can be pretty mean

Hates her son

Bullies her son

(seriously stop wth)

Keekee

let her sleep

tired of this shit

Likes animu uwu

Her waifu is a frog

Actually gay for anne

Hates porn

homie #1

hates to play osu

(because she can't)

The youngest of them all

She is a baby

Let her keep her innocence

Ane

Is a weeb

Homie #2

Has a kink for hair

She's so innocent yet deadly

The second most youngest

Insecure

No one can tell her sexual orientation

A FANGIRL.

SERIOUSLY HELP HER.

Doesn't give a damn about fanbase

At least she pretends to

She's actually really shy

uwu i hate myself

Gay-hoe

Asian

Addicted to gaming

Is fucking tired of this goddamn shit

Probably the most mature one of them all

has abs

daddy kink

Actually a cinnamon bun

Depression

Likes soup

A weeb

CONFUSED.

,,What the hell is going on??"

Lets anne borrow his clothes when she's cold

dead™

A cutie 💖💗💓💞💕❣️💝

Likes aesthetic things

OwO

Likes anime

C u t e

A d o r a b l e

Reading smut on a daily basis

Not innocent.

But still cute uwu

Plays roblox

Suddenly appeared on tumblr

We love her