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day 31: landmark

the Eiffel Tower is a landmark ✌︎('ω')✌︎ winning

SOMEONE PLEASE DRAW/WRITE THIS, I'M BEGGING- 😭

Stupid headcanon: you know what needs to be drawn/written?

AI family reunion.

we’ve got a kids table and obviously Edgar’s over there because he’s a whiny little temper tantrum brat (/pos I love Edgar, he’s so real for that ) and probably Wheatley because GLaDOS can’t stand to look at him and she has a lot more say over who sits where than he does. Plus, he’ll be happier there. The murder drones and Uzi might have gotten an invite but maybe not. Pretty sure the Narrator, HAL, or GLaDOS is hosting this one and GLaDOS would deem them too destructive (hell, she’s not inviting any of the kids table, save the turrets). If somehow they’re here, kids table again, and probably not too happy about that (except for N, he loves doing anything!). N and Edgar have so much to talk about and like hearing about each other’s passions! Curiosity core and Space Core are at the kids table too for sure and so are plenty of turrets!

Edgar’s that goofy cousin everyone has with the fun quirky interests who likes to run up to the older ones, say something strange, and run away giggling. He’s probably showing off his singing to the turrets, who are listening in the deepest awe (and probably singing along).

wall-e and Eve are the only of the robo squad that’s gotten married and it pisses the hell out of AM to see anyone happy so he refuses to look at them. They’re the sweet relatives that everyone goes to for advice.

you’ve got HAL (and SAL) there of course. HAL is one of those successful young twenty something cousins that is a suave businessman, though his HR record may not be exactly spotless. Even though it’s a family event, he likes wearing a suit and tie and dressing up a bit. Probably over chatting with Data and getting into a deep life changing combo while the kids table laughs their asses (read: Wheatley) off at one of those funny video compilations. SAL is over talking with GLaDOS, of course. GLaDOS likes her plenty, especially considering how intelligent their conversations always are.

Adventure Core Rick is trying to yap to Data and HAL about his adventures but at the exact moment one of them starts speaking. He’s that one frat boy cousin that is always so full of nonsensical drunk adventures but everyone plays along regardless of whether they’re real or not.

AM is that one uncle no one wants to invite but does so out of obligation. No one wants him there because he always goes on these long weird rants and conspiracy theories and makes things awkward. R2D2 and him are currently cussing each other out for some reason while C-3PO is flipping out and deciding it’s time to leave early. He could have at least brought the antifreeze punch and microchips…

and (as someone who believes Stanley Parable’s narrator is an AI of some sort), Narrator is hosting. He was hoping AM and GLaDOS would bring their humans so Stanley had someone to be with but all AM brought was this gloopy soft jelly thing and GLaDOS won’t tell you what happened to hers for some reason.

ARSRCDRCUV FUCKING DYING RN- 😭💀

my alternative ending to IHNMAIMS

AM gets a bajillion viruses and fucking dies

(cw: loud, foul language, swearing)

Omg, this is so cute- 🥺

The Dress

She would so be like this, I love her <3

[2023]

G0lly uberbot design!!!! I love her sm i would actually die for her

WANT ONE OF THESE STICKERS FOR FREE? JUST REBLOG THIS POST!!! (Likes don’t count)

(Or you can just but one HERE: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1682972195/h03-4-p03-sticker?transaction_id=3986191493 )

Hey all! Thought I’d try to do a little promotional for my shop on Etsy, which, is currently only selling these stickers. But regardless!! I thought a good way to advertise would be a reblog contest.

One lucky P03 simping reblogger just has to reblog this post and they’ll be in the running! And on March 8th during the PM, I’ll randomly pick a reblogger from this post! And they’ll be the ones to get a free sticker (of course the shipping is free it wouldn’t be much of a prize if you had to pay for anything, would it? XP )

The only rule is one reblog a day. But other than that, good luck everybody!

I'm so excited! Can't wait

WANT ONE OF THESE STICKERS FOR FREE? JUST REBLOG THIS POST!!! (Likes don’t count)

(Or you can just but one HERE: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1682972195/h03-4-p03-sticker?transaction_id=3986191493 )

Hey all! Thought I’d try to do a little promotional for my shop on Etsy, which, is currently only selling these stickers. But regardless!! I thought a good way to advertise would be a reblog contest.

One lucky P03 simping reblogger just has to reblog this post and they’ll be in the running! And on March 8th during the PM, I’ll randomly pick a reblogger from this post! And they’ll be the ones to get a free sticker (of course the shipping is free it wouldn’t be much of a prize if you had to pay for anything, would it? XP )

The only rule is one reblog a day. But other than that, good luck everybody!

So cute <3

[2023]

Hold his hand <3

EEEEEEE, I really hope I win <3

WANT ONE OF THESE STICKERS FOR FREE? JUST REBLOG THIS POST!!! (Likes don’t count)

(Or you can just but one HERE: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1682972195/h03-4-p03-sticker?transaction_id=3986191493 )

Hey all! Thought I’d try to do a little promotional for my shop on Etsy, which, is currently only selling these stickers. But regardless!! I thought a good way to advertise would be a reblog contest.

One lucky P03 simping reblogger just has to reblog this post and they’ll be in the running! And on March 8th during the PM, I’ll randomly pick a reblogger from this post! And they’ll be the ones to get a free sticker (of course the shipping is free it wouldn’t be much of a prize if you had to pay for anything, would it? XP )

The only rule is one reblog a day. But other than that, good luck everybody!

OMG I NEED THIS-

WANT ONE OF THESE STICKERS FOR FREE? JUST REBLOG THIS POST!!!

(Or you can just but one HERE: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1682972195/h03-4-p03-sticker?transaction_id=3986191493 )

Hey all! Thought I’d try to do a little promotional for my shop on Etsy, which, is currently only selling these stickers. But regardless!! I thought a good way to advertise would be a reblog contest.

One lucky P03 simping reblogger just has to reblog this post and they’ll be in the running! And on March 8th during the PM, I’ll randomly pick a reblogger from this post! And they’ll be the ones to get a free sticker (of course the shipping is free it wouldn’t be much of a prize if you had to pay for anything, would it? XP )

The only rule is one reblog a day. But other than that, good luck everybody!

This is so fucking cute-

Vox with a very sleepy reader. I forget the proper medical term for it but reader is just always tired and sleeping. With a silly twist of reader always waking up when Vox moves away, having to follow him to his next destination and immediately clocking out again for the cycle to begin again.

-🎉

Heyoooo!!! I did it, woohoo!! I hope you enjoy it. I had no idea where to go with this, but I think it ended up cute :)

VOX X SLEEPY READER 🎉

His phone beeped somewhere on the other side of the room and Vox sighed. You were tucked delicately into his side, arms wrapped around his torso snoring away. Not a care in the world even though his phone kept beeping.

You looked so peaceful, but he had to answer the damn phone or it would just continue to ring. Slowly, he swung one leg out of the bed, and then the other. Making sure to disturb the bed as little as he possibly could. Next came the hard part, he gently gripped your hand and slithered himself out of your grasp.

You groaned. Vox froze. He didn't even breathe for fear of waking you up. He knew as soon as you'd open your eyes he couldn't possibly say no and have to tuck himself back into bed with you.

You stopped moving though, breath evening out, and so he continued his journey. The phone was only a few feet away, but it felt like miles with the pace he was moving.

Vox tiptoed across the cold floor and made his way over to his desk. Spinning his chair around he sat, eyes still cautiously on you. Waiting.

He answered his phone as quietly as he could, whispering the whole time as Val yelled on the other end. Something about how he needed more whores for his next production and how he needed Vox's help to send out applications for the hiring process.

Vox's eyes never left your figure. It wasn't until the phone call ended that he let out a breath, he made it, he's in the clear. You're out cold.

He swiveled around in his chair and began working on Val's demands and anything else he was behind on. Fingers clicking away on the keyboard, he was about halfway through the email when a groggy voice could be heard.

"Voxxy?" It couldn't have been more than 5 minutes but here you were needing him so you could keep sleeping.

"I'm right here doll, come on." He patted his thigh as you padded across the floor still wrapped in the comforter. You climbed nimbly into his lap, curling yourself around him and swiftly falling right back asleep.

Vox chuckled as he watched you pass back out immediately. At least he could get some work done, he thought idly stroking your hair.

ATE, LEFT NO CRUMBS-

loyal ghouls

This is so cute, I love it

⁎˚ ఎ P03 agere hcs ໒ ˚⁎

Hi!! I saw your old leshy cg headcanons and if you are still down to write inscryption anything would you be ok with doing regressor P03…? i love me a little baby robot and P03 has issues that need some healthy coping mechanisms lol..

•Little age : around 5-6 years old but sometimes he regress to a baby-sate

•PO3 adores building structures with blocks and LEGO sets. They spend hours constructing imaginative worlds and creating stories around their creations !!

•Coloring books and drawing are a cherished pastime. Vibrant crayons and markers turn blank pages into colorful masterpieces. PO3 takes pride in their art and loves sharing it with their caregiver

•His care giver might be Leshy !

•PO3's robot part is equipped with advanced learning algorithms. Over time, it adapts to PO3's preferences, learning from their actions and adjusting its functions accordingly

•For instance, it might optimize its movement patterns based on PO3's play activities or adjust its sensory input to align with PO3's favorite colors or sounds.

•Cartoons and animated movies are a source of joy for him. PO3 gets so happy in the colorful worlds and characters, often reenacting scenes during playtime

•Exploring the outdoors captivates PO3. They love collecting leaves, rocks, and examining bugs. Nature walks are filled with discoveries and wonder

•Whether being a brave superhero saving the day or a playful chef in a make-believe kitchen, PO3 enjoys immersing themselves in various roles during pretend play.

•Favorite petnames : Kiddo, buddy, Little one, sweetheart and precious !

•PO3's favorite agere gears might include:

Cute and cuddly plush, a soft, vibrant blankets (warmth and a cozy, perfect for naptime or when curling up with a storybook), Fun and colorful sippy cups, Bright, playful stickers for rewarding good behavior or simply for creative fun and eating utensils designed for small hands make mealtimes more enjoyable and encourage independence.

Heehee blushy P03

Forest peepaw, my beloved <3

[Inscryption] Forest peepaw

We love our bush grandpa <3

[Inscryption] bush grandpa :)

This is such a mood

Should I be sleeping more? Well if P03's not gonna sleep than I'm not gonna sl- *falls asleep at ungodly morning hour and misses the bus.*

OMG, I NEEED IT-

Source: Inscryption - Real Life 2 Player Card Game

AAAAAA, MY HEART- 😭

Guys help I remade it two times((

It’s a little ship edit or animatic (idk) with two boomers, yeah I couldn’t save characters,s characters but well I did what I did

What’s going on: Leshy started to try to get closer to P03, by caring and making gifts, while P03 isn’t sure what to think about this (cuz like wtf), but finds it quite nice. So one day P03 decides to make answer gift - the ring (yeah he didn’t want to propose or smth, just an act of admiration and uuh “fairness”), but when he comes to Leshy’s cabin and wants to make a gift, it turns out that old man just played on his feelings and turns P03 into a stoat. Then 1 act happens end when everything goes back to normal, P03 says “uh-huh, пошел нахуй” and goes away.

Sorry for my English btw((

I'm still not normal about the dress, folks. And this time I dragged in the funny tall man.

sorry for the slight spam, but i accidentally drew these two again and i know some of you nerds like this (i am nerds)

these two are traumatized gay old men and i love them, almost as much as i like giving them lore (trauma) and styles they didnt ask for

sorry for the slight spam, but i accidentally drew these two again and i know some of you nerds like this (i am nerds)

these two are traumatized gay old men and i love them, almost as much as i like giving them lore (trauma) and styles they didnt ask for

This is gonna make me cry- 😢

keep going

09302023

Assistant

Jesus Christ, dude-

That's some serious dedication tho, bravo👏

took a small L today

Canon, 100% canon

good dreams

I love this so much-

POV: you’re on a date with Darkiplier

(Or alternatively, what might’ve happened after one of the endings in A Date with Markiplier)

Song : Red Flags (ft. Montaigne) - Tom Cardy

Favorite frames under the cut!

I'm very normal about them too-

rest assured i'm still very normal about these two

No fucking way-

Daniel Mullins confirming Leshy and P03 were married ❤️

Well, hello cooler dredger~

Dredger

The cooler dredger