whats cool about being trans is my parents are totally right. i did kill their beautiful son. im the thing that animates his corpse in an ever more convincing parody of a happy girl. i devoured him from the inside out and now there is nothing left of him and he is dead dead dead and there is only me, with my hollow eyes and dark eyeliner and long hair, and my big smile. my limp, effeminate gestures belie the marionetting of the boy they loved. my fagginess is his death. already his body becomes a fitter home for my parasitism in full; the tits, the hips, the thighs. sorry about your kid. thanks for the biomass <3
adventure time slang is weird cuz like. when you first watch the show and hear the slang you're like "oh this is cringy slang but its not like awful" but it gets to a point where the voice actors deliver the slang so naturally you don't even notice it and its just. part of the world's vernacular. I can't think of any other show that's done in-universe slang like this
DID YOU SEE THIS AHHHHHH
hail to the glowing monarch that gives us life hail to the eternal warmth that shields us from winter's frigid bite hail to the pale moon whose light staves off killers howling hail to the darkness that rests our weary minds growling hail to the shining lights above and the beauty they bring hail to our one and only scarlet king
Viktorija Amikiir (pre-campaign)
is your house (or apartment, or rv, or a house you really like from down the street, or a house from a story) haunted? do you wish it was? for a small fee, i'll put ghosts in it for you!
i'm trying out a google form for commissions this time around rather than a first-come-first-serve model. this form will be open for a limited time. probably till around the end of may. i'll have a handful of commission slots to begin with, and i'll pull from the form response pool once more slots start opening up.
want a haunted house? fill out the form here! (reblogs are super appreciated to spread the word! 🫀)
If you don't block, you don't need to care! :D Make that math for your attackers!
Me, person who's been playing Magic for ten years, hearing about the new rule for attacking/blocking creatures: wait... you can block an attack with multiple creatures?????
THE MATRIX (1999) dir. The Wachowski Sisters
I also really liked your card's design and mechanics and wanted to try imagining it in a normal card frame! I wish I was better at graphic design so I could fit the gorgeous art better.
I made up a new alternative win condition for red, since a lot of red involves hitting something really hard, really fast. For the color of love, creativity, and emotion, red is very one-sided, sheesh.
This one is nonlethal, even if it's not very friendly. Nobody said anything about friendly.
MyHouse.wad
the way that taz balance, in the stolen century and in the finale, used bonds as like, a mechanical thing? absolutely choice.
like it's just a box on the character sheet in dnd 5e that most people probably don't really fill out. to take something that's abstract like that, just a flavor element, and make it have like... tangible gameplay utility and repercussions?
i can't put a finger on why but it resonates with me just so much.