*Pete And Mikey Outside The Bus Standing Some What Close* Frank: *sneezes*

me @ myself at 6pm: okay i’m going to bed early today

me at 2am: haha pranked

Kryoz, jumps from one moving vehicle to another: Parkour.

Moo: wILL YOU STOP DOING THAT

whenever u r sad just say “nyoom” whenever u walk around a corner it will make u feel better 100% trust me i am a doctor

Captions:

Videoer: Speak, Comrade Elmo.

Elmo: [opens mouth as the national anthem of the ussr begins to play and the videoer begins to laugh]

IM CRYING THIS IS ME

Me: *about to click a fanfic* Fanfic: abandoned work Inner me: hoe dont do it Me: *clicks it* Inner me: oh my god

Panda: I wish I was a dinosaur.

Ohm: Why? Because they’re big and scary? Because-

Panda: Because they’re all dead

Just a few snippets of the best backup vocals off Folie A Deux (listen all the way through, you won’t regret it)

Fuckboy Deadpool stans: *identify with Deadpool as some sort of outlet of their insecure masculinity/heterosexuality and rebellion against “PC” culture*

Ryan Reynolds: *reaffirms Deadpool as pansexual literally every chance he gets, wants Deadpool to have a boyfriend in the film franchise, makes Deadpool act campy and effeminate as fuck in the movies, does a charity campaign for cancer where Deadpool dresses in pink and sits next to a pillow that literally says “feminist” on it, goes out of his way to hire a woman of color to portray the female lead in Deadpool 2, literally hires Celine Dion to write a Titanic-esque power ballad for the Deadpool 2 soundtrack and makes a music video where Deadpool prances around in high heels feeling his fantasy like the gayest gay that ever gayed*

Fuckboi Deadpool stans: 

can’t help falling in love on a kalimba

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