The Pornographic Distinction Between The Futa (woman With Penis; Dominant, Top) And The Femboy (effeminate

Macbeth moment

Just beat the Ender Dragon on Bedrock Edition (for the achievement, I normally play Java), and now my overworld's skybox is utterly cursed.

Legitimately a cool glitch. I kinda wish it was a feature.

You have killed the most powerful naturally occuring entity in this universe. The sky is perpetually darkened.

Something is terribly wrong.

Horse sleep because you sleep in a gallop

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

3 fun romantic questions to ask on a first date

- where's the nearest exit?

- what's your lung volume?

- how many spiders are too many?

The solution is a missile launcher

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Some idiot in a car was speeding. On a bus lane. Right in front of a bus stop. Through a bus-sized puddle of dirty snow water.

Everyone on the bus stop got covered in wet snow

My face is dirty

There's snow in my hair

My pants are wet and cold

I still have to go to uni

Please keep work place safety in mind at all times

NO I SCROLLED UP AND REFRESHED THE DAMN PAGE I DONT WANT TO SCROLL BACK UP AGAIN WHYD THIS RE APEAR

you gotta start scrolling upwards now im sorry

Hi!

This might be a weird question, but do you remember mage-of-shiny-things? It was my wizardposting sideblog, and it suddenly disappeared as if it never existed. Even old reblog and like notifications are gone :/

I was wondering if it disappeared just for me, or for everyone. Can you please check if you can find it?

I don't think I followed that but I can't see it on searching the name

RIP my beloved hamster Mathew, who was tragically corrupted by an Eldritch artifact and jumped into a volcano

They're made from asbestos

Why are boobs so soft. What are they made of. Is it the dreams of a thousand small rabbits

Dracula...