detroitbecomeralph
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when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters
This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.
God I was REALLY fucking hoping I’d be able to avoid having to make this post but here I am. If you guys remember my last crowdfunding post, I needed help paying my upcoming electric bill bc my job search (which has been ongoing since before my move) has so far turned up nothing. I really don’t want to make this too long but basically, I’ve been looking for a job for three plus months and despite so many applications and some interviews here and there, I’ve had absolutely no luck. The money that I managed to raise/save up last year before my move in December was enough to cover three months and when March comes, I will need $600 for the rent. I have no job currently and no alternative streams of income so in order to keep from becoming homeless again I really need your help.
This area of the U.S. has scant if any renters’ protection laws so I have pretty much zero wiggle room in terms of time frame and it’s very important that this goal is met before March 7th. It’s also the absolute dead of winter and it just keep getting colder so I losing my apartment in this weather is the absolute last thing I need. My car isn’t in this state currently so I don’t even have that to sleep in and even if I did, in this weather is would 100% kill me. I don’t talk about it often on here because I’m so glad to be past it now but my housing crisis last year was literally one of the most stressful and harrowing periods of my very young life! I hate thinking about it and I still live in terror of ever experiencing that again. It had a seriously negative effect on my physical and mental health and I would be beyond appreciative if I could have y’all’s help in keeping me out of another situation like that.
I’m collecting enough for two months so I can have a little peace of mind while I keep searching for a job. If everyone who follows me donated just $1 I would have more than enough to stay safe and housing secure for a very long time so please consider donating! If you can’t donate for any reason, you’re being just as helpful by reblogging this post!
cashapp: $ghostclvb paypal: ghostclvb
$0/$1200
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!
Don't kill yourself, please.
If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.
If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.
well, it’s thursday
thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks
yo i say some deep shit when my friends are sad- like-
Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?
Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!
The United States Government:
(Watch how many people don’t get this.)
FOR PEOPLE TRYING TO WATCH THE MANDALORIAN VIA PIRATING
SERIOUSLY READ THIS
disney is heavily monitoring pirating, probably partially cause they’re just disney and cause the show is so new
people have been getting notices from their isps that they have infringed copyright by illegally streaming or downloading content without permission from the owner. they had the file name and date and time and everything of the downloads.
i BEG you to BE FUCKING CAREFUL. use tor, use onion browser, use a FUCKING VPN but BE AWARE THAT THIS IS HAPPENING.
im not going to tell you to stop, because. you can glean from this post how i know this is happening, but i do urge you to password share when you can because it’s infinitely safer and also a way to protest against disney for their greed.
BE AWARE. PLEASE STAY SAFE. AND REBLOG THIS FUCKING POST TO LET OTHER PEOPLE KNOW.
Its midnight where I live and I've come to tell u to include luke castellan in ur percy jackson memes u cowards
-that one bitch who falls for every tragic heartfelt villain possible and proceeds to pretend their not dead
If anyone is willing to give criticism and advice on how I should continue to write my book, (I'm only on chapter three) its only my first book, and I can send you a link to it, DM me if interested, first read below
Preferably you were over 18 or don't get affected by blood and gore, or non-consentual topics, or any graphic material.
I'd like someone familiar with horror and who is good at giving criticism. Not hate, criticism.
That's really all, I don't know how to be professional dudes-
Please reblog, this is so important.
i just need some luck, don’t mind me
100 Reasons NOT To Kill Yourself
1. We would miss you. 2. It’s not worth the regret. Either by yourself if you failed or just simply left scars, or the regret everyone else feels by not doing enough to help you. 3. It does get better. Believe it or not it will eventually get better. Sometimes you have to go through the storm to get to the rainbow. 4. There’s so much you would miss out on doing. 5. There is always a reason to live. It might not be clear right now, but it is always there. 6. So many people care, and it would hurt them if you hurt yourself. 7. You ARE worth it. Don’t let anyone, especially yourself, tell you otherwise. 8. You are amazing. 9. A time will come, once you’ve battled the toughest times of your life and are in ease once again, where you will be so glad that you decided to keep on living. You will emerge stronger from this all, and won’t regret your choice to carry on with life. Because things always get better. 10. What about all the things you’ve always wanted to do? What about the things you’ve planned, but never got around to doing? You can’t do them when you’re dead. 11. I love you. Even if only one person loves you, that’s still a reason to stay alive. 12. You won’t be able to listen to music if you die. 13. Killing yourself is never worth it. You’ll hurt both yourself and all the people you care about. 14. There are so many people that would miss you, including me. 15. You’re preventing a future generation, YOUR KIDS, from even being born. 16. How do you think your family would feel? Would it improve their lives if you died? 17. You’re gorgeous, amazing, and to someone you are perfect. 18. Think about your favourite music artist, you’ll never hear their voice again… 19. You’ll never have the feeling of walking into a warm building on a cold day 20. Listening to incredibly loud music 21. Being alive is just really good. 22. Not being alive is really bad. 23. Finding your soulmate. 24. Red pandas 25. Going to diners at three in the morning. 26. Really soft pillows. 27. Eating pizza in New York City. 28. Proving people wrong with your success. 29. Watching the jerks that doubted you fail at life. 30. Seeing someone trip over a garbage can. 31. Being able to help other people. 32. Bonfires. 33. Sitting on rooftops. 34. Seeing every single country in the world. 35. Going on roadtrips. 36. You might win the lottery someday. 37. Listening to music on a record player. 38. Going to the top of the Eiffel Tower. 39. Taking really cool pictures. 40. Literally meeting thousands of new people. 41. Hearing crazy stories. 42. Telling crazy stories. 43. Eating ice cream on a hot day. 44. More Harry Potter books could come out, you never know. 45. Travelling to another planet someday. 46. Having an underwater house. 47. Randomly running into your hero on the street. 48. Having your own room at a fancy hotel. 49. Trampolines. 50. Think about your favourite movie, you’ll never watch it again. 51. Think about the feeling of laughing out loud in a public place because your best friend has just sent you an inside joke, 52. Your survival will make the world better, even if it’s for just one person or 20 or 100 or more. 53. People do care. 54. Treehouses 55. Hanging out with your soul mate in a treehouse 55. Snorting when you laugh and not caring who sees 56. I don’t even know you and I love you. 57. I don’t even know you and I care about you. 58. Because nobody is going to be like you ever, so embrace your uniqueness! 59. You won’t be here to experience the first cat world emperor. 60. WHAT ABOUT FOOD?! YOU’LL MISS CHOCOLATE AND ALL THE OTHER NOM THINGS! 61. Starbucks. 62. Hugs. 63. Stargazing. 64. You have a purpose, and it’s up to you to find out what it is. 65. You’ve changed somebody’s life. 66. Now you could change the world. 67. You will meet the person that’s perfect for you. 68. No matter how much or how little, you have your life ahead of you. 69. You have the chance to save somebody’s life. 70. If you end your life, you’re stopping yourself from achieving great things. 71. Making snow angels. 72. Making snowmen. 73. Snowball fights. 74. Life is what you make of it. 75. Everybody has a talent. 76. Laughing until you cry. 77. Having the ability to be sad means you have the ability to be happy. 78. The world would not be the same if you didn’t exist. 79. Its possible to turn frowns, upside down 80. Be yourself, don’t take anyone’s shit, and never let them take you alive. 81. Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary. Be your own hero. 82. Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. It means that you’ve decided to look beyond the imperfections. 83. One day your smile will be real. 84. Having a really hot, relaxing bath after a stressful day. 85. Lying on grass and laughing at the clouds. 86. Getting completely smashed with your best friends. 87. Eating crazy food. 88. Staying up all night watching your favourite films with a loved one. 89. Sleeping in all day. 90. Creating something you’re proud of. 91. You can look back on yourself 70 years later and being proud you didn’t commit 92. Being able to meet your Internet friends. 93. Tea / Coffee / Hot Chocolate 94. Sherlock season three. 95. Cuddling under the stars. 96. Being stupid in public because you just can. 97. If you are reading this then you are alive! Is there any more reason to smile? 98. being able to hug that one person you havent seen in years 99. People care enough about you and your future to come up with 100 reasons for you not to do this. 100. But, the final and most important one is, just, being able to experience life. Because even if your life doesn’t seem so great right now, literally anything could happen
IF that isn’t enough:
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Don’t fuck with me man I’ll shove a drumstick up your ass!
MD to saxophonist
I play saxophone and their name is baby
musicians of tumbr reblog with your instrment and its name
ill go first, i play violin and her name is sardine
Ska is just emo jazz. Change my mind.
the last 3 times were ur fault- stop trying to fuck me over the table-
i bROKE A VASE sHIIIAAATT
A COMPROMISE
100 Thousand Reblogs and I will let Dark and Wilford live.
Anything less and they’re dead FOREVER.
i literally thought this was a drawing at first-
New cosplay: the snek boi!
I hope that you like it!
i hate posting shit on my other account on accident
when you wanna write Supernatural fic but know you have another request to do and are afraid your gonna dissapoint the entire fandom
“Well.”
“Fuck-”
oh look more dlamp
Whoops.
Summary: thomas is having a break day, much to logans despair, means he just sits around and eats chips and watches funny videos, which means its the sides day too.
warnings: stupid roman, sympathetic deceit, fluff
platonic or romantic dlamp
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Last time Roman had an idea to do on chill day, he broke a few lights. He summoned a bouncy-house in the mind palace, Which when he jumped on it, broke the chandelier in the living room. They took turns having ideas, today was Patton's. Everyone loved when Patton chose. The day consisted of warm cookies, cuddles, and disney movies in the evening. Fluffy pancakes in the morning with berries and a glass of milk, Orange juice for Roman, he's lactose intolerant.
And by dinner time they might aswell be at a 5-star resturant, Patton literally cooks gourmet, it leaves Logan speachless, and that's why its gourmet.
He also makes dessert occasionally. Hot cocoa with fluffy marshmallows, a slice of cake or cookies, and a candy of choice. Logan tends to skip the candy. He cant focus when he eats it. Everybody wonders how Dee stays skinny, he technically always has alot of dessert. He usually gets so much sour candy that his mouth starts to bleed.
It concerns Patton greatly most times. But today, the sides were sitting on the couch as Patton made breakfast. Dee was stretched out on the couch, in a snake onsie, laying across Roman, Logan And Virgil's laps.
Hes basically a 6''2 walking pet snake. He'll hiss at you if you man handle him too much, depends on his mood though. Some days you could literally lift him up and spin him around and other days its safer to not touch him or he might bite you. One day the sides caught him with half a dead mouse in his mouth. Ew. He has a large standup lamp in the corner of the room. He acctually needs a heat lamp.
As for the other three, Roman is wearing a disney onsie. Virgil is wearing a nightmare before christmas hoodie with shorts, and Logan is wearing his unicorn neck tie mix.
As Patton called out that breakfast was ready, the living room went from serenity to chaos is a span of 00.2 seconds. Playfully shove fighting their way to the kitchen, which Dee made it into first (he hissed at everyone til they moved). Virgil was always last cause he didnt feel like being in the Chaos. Roman made it second, Logan was third.
Dee technically threw himself into his seat. Roman right behind. Logan casually sitting down, and Virgil tiredly walking over and plopping down.
"You kiddos got in here fast!" Patton cheerfully responded, setting their plates down in front of them.
They nodded, Well Patton giggled at his silly boys. Dee ended up hissing at Roman for trying to get the maple syrup first, causing Roman to back the heck up. Dee is very possesive of his food, Its a snake instinct. He literally just put some maple syrup on his pancakes then he was completely chill with you taking the syrup. Dee is mainly adorable, but he is a fiesty boi. They quickly ate, And Roman wanted disney movies, specifically the lion king. both lion kings. All the hecking lion kings.
Also Dee will only watch the lion king or the nightmare before christmas. He's stubborn. Virgil was wiping crumbs off his legs, Roman was ignoring the syrup all over his mouth, and Logan was fixing his tie and getting crumbs off it.
Roman ended up crying again at the lion king, he does it everytime. Which earned him Dad cuddles. Dee was curled up in a ball On Logan AND Virgil. He's 6''2 he a big boi even curled up. Hissing happily as Logan played with his hair. Virgil literally just pets him. Patton brought out hot cocoa and they were right on it. Dee kept hissing at his to cool it down, Virgil has no soul according to himself so he attempted to chug it but burnt his tongue. Logan blew on it like a normal person. And Roman chugged it, ignored it and became a ball of energy.
Then he broke another chandelier.
Morning.
my first attempt to get over writers block, not a request.
Platonic dlamp
Summary: Deceit wakes up from a nightmare at 6 in the morning and accidently wakes up all the sides well trying to make cocoa.
its been so long the last sander sides fanfic i wrote was on wattpad
[Warning: angst, Sympathetic deceit]
He couldnt remember much, but he woke up panicked. The sky had only just started lightening. clutching his chest with his hand, he got up. His breath was quick, he had gotten up quickly, nearly springing out of bed, which caused him to get dizzy. Clutching onto his desk, he managed to get to the door. he glanced over at his clock as he noticed it was six in the morning,
Hissing under his breath, he walked out. None of the other sides were up right now, so he should be fine.
He was in a black shirt with some black sweatpants with high lighter yellow snakes on them, aswell as his shirt having a highlighter yellow snake on the back and front, it wouldnt be too hard to notice him going down the stairs if you walked out at that very moment. He stumbled down the stairs, his vision still attempting to focus.
He tripped a bit which caused a small thump, he froze in his tracks, hoping he didnt wake any of the sides, Patton was an light sleeper, very quick to wake up. but he didnt, to deceits relief.
He could hear the crickets from outsides as he got down to the living room. The mind palace just looked exactly like thomas's house until you saw all the multiple rooms on the second floor. Still shooken up from the nightmare, he shakily made his way to the kitchen. Finding his way to the fridge in the dark.
He opened it and nearly blinded himself. Bright light leaking from the lightbulb at the top to fill the fridge.
After he got over the fridge light in his eyes, which might aswell been a flashbang at this time of morning for him, whos been wandering in the dark for like, the past 20 minutes. he scanned the fridge, getting milk out, he noticed red leaking from the side of one of the shelves, the ketchup had got a hole and leaked, Probaly from patton dropping it yesterday night at dinnner. Getting ketchup all over his hands. and suddenly, the nightmare came back to him.
Blood, suddenly clung to his hands. It dripped from a cut on the side of his face. Laughing, he could hear laughing, it was dark. But he seemed to light up the dark landscape. he couldnt speak, or move. they just kept laughing at him.
He jolted back, slightly gasping. Fighting the urge to let tears run down his face and cry in the kitchen, but it had an extremley bad echo. god knows patton will wake with a start. he didnt wanna wake them up at this time, thatd be a crime. he'd had reoccuring dreams like this ever since he left the 'dark sides' it was a burden, some type of cruel punishment for leaving. being in a place he shouldnt be.
He pushed it off, shaking. Going to go get the instant hot cocoa mix from the top of the microwave. It was in a small box they used for popcorn too. he usually hummed to calm himself down but it would echo.Setting the hot chocolate mix down by the milk, he went to go get a cup from the cabinet.
One fell out when he opened the cabinet. Landing on the edge of the count then rolling off, Shattering.
The sound echoed throughout the mind palace. and no later then a minute did he hear patton rushing down the stairs to see what was wrong. he looked concerned, his hoodie to his cat onsie had fell off his head well he was sprinting down the stairs. deceit felt bad, he didnt want to wake anyone up, and patton of all of them.
"Shucks kiddo what happened?" His voice had a panicked tone too it.
Deceit just couldnt bring himself to own up to his purpose in this exact moment.
"i dropped it, i didnt wanna wake you up!-"
"oh Dee you look like youve been crying! what happened?" if anything was a concerned father, this was it.
And suddenly the whole world crashed around him. He collasped into patton, hugging him tightly. Crying, sobbing nearly. The warmth of Patton's embrace was comforting too him, almost like he was sitting near a cozy fireplace. He cried until he generally was choking and coughing on his own tears. Patton giving him a pat on the back.
All the crying awoke Logan first, then roman, then virgil. All coming down the stairs to see Deceit crying into pattons shoulder.
Quickly rushing over to provide more cuddles. he was technically engulfed into warmth as he got alot of cuddles from alot of concerned boyo. Patton invited them to sit on the couch and watch the lion king until Dee calmed down. Which everyone agreed to, and also a very suddenly excited roman. So they all sat down on the couch and Cuddled around Dee. Who patton was proud was in his snake pajamas he bought him for christmas.
They continued to cuddle and such till the movie was over, but by the time the movie was over, they were all asleep.
My Friend: "i have like 172 things in my inbox, and like, 28 drafts, how many do you have"
Me: "i have one thing in my inbox and four drafts, literally two of the things in my drafts are unfinished fanfictions"
My friend: "ugh your so lucky, i have so much work to do"
Me, needs attention 99.9% of the time,has no idea how my girlfriend tolerates me: "yep"
there will be no abusive deceit in this house.
and to the tags you can see more of me ranting, thank you for coming to my tour.