Latest Posts by dinocerosrex - Page 3
cream cheese bagel ending explained
i bet donkey kong could rip the veins right out of my body like that panty line on babybel cheeses
blood bood blood death blood destruction violence violence blood
What if instead of weird al they called him me al and he ate food
in 10 years the universe will be 10 miles bigger. so if we all make dirt and make at least 11 miles of dirt on the earth. yea. you can see where this is goig
Taylor swift is probably not even that fast
what if 9/11 was steampunk and they were clock towers and they were hit by zeppelins
bart simpson powers and abilities
i bet you live here asshole
it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here
Yeah eat your beige stupid fuck
i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2
this is competing HARD for all time favorite image
Huge shout to my friend from an undergraduate philosophy program who started working out every single day, not for health benefits or to become conventionally attractive or whatever, but because -- and this is a direct quote -- he was concerned that otherwise he might "become lost in the world of signs and forget the things they signify". I have thought about this every single time that I've worked out since.
thats right we have eyes on our target. you want me to suck the milk out of his cookie? the milk out of his cookie. the cookie hes holding and dipping in the milk. our target is eating the cookie. shall i suck the milk out of it? targets cookie is laden with milk. alert! proceed? proceed with milk evacuation. your orders sir. we have eyes on him sir. milk is in the cookie sir.
they need to make a pocket dimension you can hide in where time doesn't pass and everything is soft
what's wrong babe you're barely anything
whats some fun activities to do while laying down in bed
gods weakest soldier i need 3-5 business days to process the even tiniest of slip-ups i made in social interactions
I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around
i love when i'm in the car at night and i look out the window and the moon is following me. it's so romantic. we've been doing this since i was a child
