This Is Literally The Exact Opposite Logic Of A Guy Complaining About Being Friendzoned In Every Way,

I KNOW HIS ASS DID NOT JUST FALL ASLEEP STANDING UP

I really love when characters get to interact with kids in suit. Gentle :)

something save me, put me out of my destiny

and drop me safely in this hell

"That's a LOT of men."

-Me, at least three times in every Yakuza game

I truly appreciate how momo and okarun are weirdo4weirdo

Thinking about how at the end of DMC5 Dante is happier than he’s ever been in the past 30 or so years because despite being stuck in hell with no pizza, sundaes, and with no way to contact most of his loved ones because he has to take care of some roots he’s happy because he’s able to have an actual bond with his brother again and play together like when they were kids.

I think the most wholesome detail is how he tries to get Vergil to say jackpot with him because they used to love saying it as kids.

Even as an adult Dante is still the annoying little brother in the VoV flashback who just wants his big bro to play with him lmao.

It is just as critically important for the Netflix DMC anime to properly portray Vergil (he's going to be there, of course he is) as it is to portray Dante. Their whole shtick is that one is cool by acting uncool and the other is uncool by repeatedly causing mass disasters in an effort to be seen as cool

Dante doesn't smoke. He exclusively eats pizza and ice cream. He gets stabbed twice a week. He unironically says "Woohoo! Yeeha! Watcha!" All the women in his life keep attacking him and then take all of his money, with the exception of Patty, who got rich and decorated Devil May Cry in balloons and ribbons and then stole Dante's ice cream anyway. His nephew kicked him into a statue and impaled him with his own sword when they first met.

Vergil is a grown-ass man running around with a katana cutting down everything but his mommy issues. He loses every fight. He uses hair gel despite not even living in human society. He attacked his dad's enemy to prove he was just as good and they kicked his ass. He made up his own overpowered self-insert devilsona because he kept losing to Dante and then it kicked his ass. His humansona looks like if Kylo Ren googled what emo was. He killed millions of people for a fruit that makes you stronger and then Dante kicked his ass. And then his son kicked his ass. He has never paid child support. He answered Dante's statement of "You cut off your own son's arm for this?" with "My son means nothing to me" and then gets surprised when told that Nero is his son, implying he's cut so many arms off that his son being Nero never even entered his mind. His own doppleganger summon occasionally dances outside of his control, making him die of cringe.

Meanwhile, Nero, left unsupported by both his father and his uncle for most of his life, got out of a cult, married his love, runs a soup kitchen, has a stable job, can actually hire a mechanic to help out, and owns a car, but somehow he's the loser in the family.

this tweet has DESTROYED me