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condemned/forbidden area or building: *is rumored to be haunted/a place where supernatural or otherwise unexplained events have occured*

me:

Every Note, muffled Mystery Skulls 

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Me running to the kitchen not 0.02 seconds after I have woken up at 3AM to get my well deserved glass of ice water

The Fresno Nightcrawlers are my favorite cryptid.

They’ve only been seen in some survelliance camera footage, and it’s been proven they are real tangible things… being filmed and have yet to be definitively explained/debunked.

also uhhh. they remind me of this stock photo

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

let’s all talk nicer to ourselves in 2019. its not “dumb bitch o’clock” its “cool bitch o’clock.” you’re a star 

This puts a few things into perspective.

a roomba but it moves using a pair of buff arms