Star Wars Has Three Types Of Guy: Fump Geezgo From The Womflee System, Stabba Badguyman, And Chris

i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

I'm so sorry.

Sofia Maymula in La Sylphide.

Our joint username: Dodp

Dream Plane: DP

El Droide: Dod

Why are there so many dods? They remind me of variables in a bad math problem.

Dodp = DP + Dod

-> Dodp - Dod = DP

-> DP = Dod(p-1)

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Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

Unreleased Loki promo shots for the Avengers 2012

Reading any mentions of Murtagh's dancing skills is funny because I try to imagine him doing court dances, but because I've danced ballet for most of my life, I end up imagining him doing something crazy athletic like this

What they don't tell you about writing is that as you write, you discover scenes and entire plots that you hadn't accounted for that need to be written. So you can spend two hours writing and editing only to realise you're further away from the finish line than you thought you were when you started

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Hi! I love your blog, shall we be moots? 🩷🥺

Ps. Loki is my favorite character in MCU plus others bUT LOKI, LOKI IS MY RIDE OR DIE. (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡

Sure! I don’t think I’ve done this moot thing before because I’m still fairly new to Tumblr. Just started following you!