Latest Posts by drvonchickenstein - Page 2

it's painful that i can't go on the same liking sprees that you do on my blog because there's never anything new to rb ;-;

it's not a bad thing, just kind of funny xD

Heheheje thanks i loves your posts

Kind of wants become swamp hag. Justs disapar into the swamp and mixs stuff in a coldran and cakle loudly

old profile image didnts fits my gender feelings anymore soooo redids it

As protests start ramping up and violence escalates please remember:

DO NOT PUT MILK IN YOUR EYES FOR PEPPER SPRAY OR TEAR GAS.

It can and will cause infection due to bacteria. Flush with water, distilled if possible, and never EVER wear contact lenses to protests where there may be police retaliation.

Please reblog. It may save someone's sight.

Mmmm nothing likes not sleeping because your body looks bads

the thing aces actually find hot are shelves. like, i need a bunch of shelves for my books and trinkets. shelf.

Jessica a ghost from my heads

Sword

As an aromatic person i gots say i loves romance i love observing it withs a pencil and pen seeing what it does to people. romance is my weird lab creature that i dont understand

see!

I do thaaaaaaaaaankkkkkks

uh oh this pronunciation of polycules is gonna stick in my head for a long while

Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

Sparrow a mechanic

Diagrams are helpful to me

My character for the ttrpg monster of the week. A failed street magician who has stumbled across a monster

human genders: man, woman, etc

elf genders: elf

dwarf genders: carpenter, stonemason, blacksmith, sculptor, berserker

my charter for our goblin oneshot. Gobbie Gobben the 66 year old goblin rouge.

mades a spidersona enjoy

Name Artospider  

Autistic

Aroace

Agender

Kind of clumsy

A random robber inflicted near fatal gunshot wounds to my chest forcing me to get artificial lungs the day after the spider bite

Kingpin ripped my arms of in first fight against a real villain

Carnage got my legs in my second fight

no powers except spider sense 

Got kicked from the spider society because I was a “OH and S” risk

Villains have no idea how I keep coming back and wish I would give up

Too stubborn to die

Ally on life support full time now

If you hate bigots and exclusionists can you like or reblog this? I need to find more decent people to follow.

watched spider verse decided to makes oc

All right, you have heard the tale of my name. My name is Pixel Parker. And for the past 50 years since I was bitten by a magical spider, I've been the one and only Spider-Mage. I have saved the kingdom thrice, escaped innumerable witch hunts and studied alchemy.

wow its been a little while since i last posted but heres a littles fan art of Mr Starchman from Paranatural

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🏳️‍🌈 I made some unhinged pride flags for the discord, inspired by my love of eating magnolias off the tree and botany-related crimes.

Trans Flag/Magnolia, Nonbinary Flag/Iris, Asexual Flag/Petunia.

Disney vs. DeSantis is so funny because it's like. Neither side even wanted to get into this. Here's how it's supposed to go: Politician does something stupid. Corporation disavows politician after public pressure. Politician disavows the disavowing. Nothing changes for either party.

But then the Florida governor got stars in his eyes. He saw an opportunity to bolster his standing before the presidential primary. He wanted to be the one who took on The Mouse and won. So in retaliation he decides he's going to tear down the decades-old agreement Disney uses to govern Disney World's district.

And just like that, Disney's batshit insane legal department turns towards Florida like the Eye of Sauron spotting the ring at Mount Doom. They smell lost profit. They smell blood.

Disney will use any and every strategy they've accumulated over the last century of lobbying congress and DeSantis can't back down lest he admit Mickey Mouse beat his ass. He's lost control of Disney World's district even more than he already did. Now he's getting sued.

This all started because Disney was pressured into backtracking their political contributions to Florida and disavowing the Don't Say Gay law. Now they're fighting for something they actually care about: their profit margin. Disney is not an ally to queer people and they're an enemy to progressives, but damn am I rooting for them to keep humiliating the greater evil for the time being. This is high comedy.

what if I was a spider so what?

last bit of hxh fanart for a little while, but have Hisoka.

decided to attempt to draw em