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i come bearing gifts once again
Daniel Garcia is immune to Julia Hart's mist because his pelvic sorcery dance is much too powerful.
MILO MANHEIM as JOSEPH JOURNEY TO BETHLEHEM (2023), dir. Adam Anders
Really adore when Buddy and Malakai can't get things done and Brody and Julia start causing some chaos
god tier dramione fanfics
Manacled by senlinyu {https://archiveofourown.org/works/14454174/chapters/33390198}
Isolation by bexchan {https://archiveofourown.org/works/23461513?view_full_work=true}
Rights and Wrongs series by LovesBitca8 {https://archiveofourown.org/series/1007625}
Remain Nameless by HeyJude19 {https://archiveofourown.org/works/23875939/chapters/57393508}
Breath Mints / Battle Scars by Onyx_and_Elm {https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/35668776?show_comments=true}
Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare {https://archiveofourown.org/works/34500952/chapters/85870804}
Wait and Hope by mightbewriting {https://archiveofourown.org/works/22818646/chapters/54531817}
Bring Him to His Knees by Musyc {https://archiveofourown.org/works/24481312/chapters/59089624}
Dragon’s Heartstrings by pinkinku {https://archiveofourown.org/works/46585585/chapters/117313114}
Cherry Mint by dirtymudblood {https://archiveofourown.org/works/21053894/chapters/50081633}
Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse by rizzlewrites {https://archiveofourown.org/works/28137807/chapters/68944698}
All You Want by senlinyu {https://archiveofourown.org/works/15153092/chapters/35140268}
Apple Pies and Other Amends by ToEatAPeach {https://archiveofourown.org/works/8156101/chapters/18691246}
The Gloriana Set by ThebeMoon {https://archiveofourown.org/works/16821571/chapters/39485710}
Love and Other Misfortunes by senlinyu {https://archiveofourown.org/works/14380728/chapters/33204618}
This World or Any Other series by olivieblake {https://archiveofourown.org/series/502333}
the girl scout fell from grace 🕯️🖤
[strobe/flash warning]
sorry but there's simply not a malewife on the level of joel hammond from santa clarita diet. his wife turned into an undead flesh eating monster and he was like sweetie of course i will find people for you to kill and eat. i love you so much. i'm going to go have a panic attack.
mike schmidt’s world !
☼ fluff ☽ smut (17+) ☁︎ suggestive ⛈ dark content (17+)
note: fem! and gn! labels are given based on the use of pronouns and anatomy; fem! fics use 'she/her' or labels such as 'girl' as well as explicit fem anatomy, GN! has no use of gendered pronouns or labels and anatomy is ambigious
mike has a thing for recording ☽ GN!
matt is obsessed with you, and bad at hiding it ☁︎ fem!
mike is a grumpy bf ☼ fem!
mike w an impulsive and nosy gf at freddy's ☼ fem!
phone sex w mike snippet ☁︎ GN!
mike is just a bit of a perv ☁︎ fem!
mike tries to keep quiet but you feel too good ☽ fem!
abby matches up you, her new teacher, and mike ☼ GN!
mike can be a bit of a brat tamer when needed ☁︎ fem!
slightly brat!tamer mike will make you participate ☁︎ fem!
mike needs you to keep him awake at work ☽ fem!
mike trick or treats against his will ☼ fem!
mike is too shy to ask for it (he's obvious about it) ☽ GN!
dad!mike's first halloween with a newborn ☼ fem!
flirting with mike as a playboy bunny ☁︎ fem!
mike eats it from the back ☽ fem!
accidental couples costumes ends w bathroom fucks ☽ fem!
mike who goes "you still with me" ☽ fem!
mike goes cross eyed when he's about to cum ☽ fem!
mike won’t just let you shower ☽ fem!
more than friends w vanessa, and mike is a third ☁︎ fem!
“Stupid girl! Curse you!”
Okay Julia coming in with the THEATRICS she’s giving old school VILLAIN!!!!! LEGEND QUEEN
marry me, idiot. - masterlist
here you can find the links to each chapter; this will be updated each time a new chapter is posted. here you can find the links to my spotify playlist and my pinterest board, both based on the series!!
if there is anything you want me to see you can tag it with '#mmi tag' and I will see it! you can also check the tag on my page for updates and related content.
chapter one
chapter two
chapter three
chapter four
chapter five
chapter six
chapter seven
“Now that’s a concept that’s always fascinated me: the real world. Only a very specific subset of people use the term, have you noticed? To me, it seems self-evident that everyone lives in the real world - we all breathe real oxygen, eat real food, the earth under our feet feels equally solid to all of us. But clearly these people have a far more tightly circumscribed definition of reality, one that I find deeply mysterious, and an almost pathologically intense need to bring others into line with that definition.”
julia is a better woman than me bc if malakai were to put his hand on my shoulder i would explode
A man with a reputation; masterlist
- thomas shelby + arranged marriage!trope
1. a man with a reputation
; you cannot talk your way out of this, for the first time of your life , you're given no choice
2. an introduction
; you meet your husband to be for the first time
3. office scandal
; polly takes you with her to run an errand
4. the color green
; you've met tommy's secretary, who has a thing for him.
5. the shelby charm
; tommy demonstrates his charm on an unsuspecting girl.
6. entanglement
; your fate is now sealed
7. a perfect fit
; you and your family plan for the engagement party
8. desperate measures
;you finally take on the role of the tomm's bride-to-be.
9. different yet the same
;nothing stays the same, but how can you explain that to the people you love?
10. future mrs shelby
;the dreaded day arrives
11. my mother's daughter
; you and your mother get into a heated argument
Chemical Reactions (P. 1)
Pairing: Cillian Murphy as J Robert Oppenheimer x Student Reader
Warning: Smut in later parts, Age-Gap, Infidelity
Words: 1,867
Note: The fic is spoiler free and fantasy.
It was just before Christmas when you took up a scholarship at Berkley and, since you were young woman at the tender age of twenty-two, you still could not believe your luck.
You got in to one of the most sought-after courses in the US when it came to quantum physics, which was a field so new and progressive that, to many, its attributes appeared to be rather absurd whereas, to you, it was a way of understanding the world.
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By The Light Of The Second Moon
A Darth Maul x AFAB!Reader Fanfiction
“You dream all night long. You dream of the sun, of the stars and the moons, of war-torn, far away worlds. You dream of fruit and water and light. You dream of the unknown galaxy. You dream of Maul. And finally, you dream of a place that lies beneath the deepest part of the most violent ocean, at the centre of the universe, and how freeing it would be, to be trapped there with him.”
SUMMARY: You have spent your entire life on a quiet planet, leading a safe yet unfulfilling life as the daughter of a surgeon. The arrival of a mysterious ship threatens that safety, and you soon find yourself befriending a dark and dangerous soul. As your attachment deepens, events more monumental and complex than you could ever know unravel around you. You soon learn that the only solace you can find is in the hours spent with your dark lover, by the light of the second moon.
Female/AFAB!Reader x Darth Maul romance. Set before the events of TPM. No use of y/n. Includes smut.
RATING/WARNINGS: EXPLICIT. This fic is strictly 18+ due to sexual content.
There is absolutely no graphic/gratuitous depictions of violence or non-con elements. The 18+ rating is for the smut! However, please see the beginning of each chapter for specific CW/TWs in case of your own personal squicks. Please take care of yourself.
WORD COUNT (SO FAR): 112k
A/N: This is a multi-part, (currently) work in progress/incomplete fanfiction - an f!reader!insert x Darth Maul romance, that includes a lot of smut. Chapters are updated as frequently as possible - this fic does have a full plan and will eventually be completed. The art featured in the above graphic was drawn by the ever wonderful @elledjarin. Thank you my darling!
Moodboards (made by me): The Ship / The Woods / The Sketchpad
MINORS, DO NOT INTERACT.
{Read all chapters on AO3}
Each chapter will be individually uploaded on Tumblr at the same time that it goes live on AO3. I do my best to update every 2-4 weeks. All are linked below ↓
Chapters:
Summer and the Moon
The Shadow of The Woods
Beautiful, Cruel Man
In The Trees, An Electric Feel
Devastatingly Wicked
Inside Your Mind
Of The Rains and Of The Dreams
Me, Only Me
Life In The Dark, It’s Who You Are
The Broken, The Damned
You Know, You Always Knew
A Force of Truth
Fear of the Water
Never Let Me Go
Your Power
Memories and Lies
To The Eye of The Storm
All That Glitters
Lonesome Swan
Farewell
Epilogue: By The Light of The Second Moon
By The Light of The Second Moon Playlist:
check out some incredible art and edits inspired by this fic!:
stunning artwork created by the wonderful @elledjarin:
Darth Maul / Secret Sketchpad
beautiful birthday gifts by the lovely @kimageddon:
BTLOTSM Moodboard & Maul and Reader Art
a NSFW swoon-worthy birthday art gift by the amazing @the-chains-are-the-easy-part:
NSFW - BTLOTSM
incredibly beautiful edits made by the darling @stardustbee:
BTLOTSM Edit / Feeling
such a gorgeous and fantastic aesthetic board made by @gods-and-monsterss:
BTLOTSM Aesthetic Board
huge shout-out to my gorgeous friends for these pieces!!!! thank you so much for the time and effort you spent on your fanart/edits/gifts. they are beautiful and you mean the world to me! ✨💜🌜
THE SHADOW BENEATH a darth maul x f/afab!reader fanfiction
Summary: You work as a technician on the lower levels of Coruscant. In the middle of the night, an angry Zabrak crime lord arrives, in need of transport parts and repairs. You both find a little bit more than you bargained for. Pairing: Female/AFAB!Reader x Darth Maul Rating: 18+, explicit. Pure smut ahead! Minors do not interact! Word Count: 12.4k (a big one) Warnings/Kinks/Tags: There are a lot of these. Female/AFAB!Reader with she/her pronouns, references to canon-typical poverty and violence, threat, force choking. Smut: thigh riding, inappropriate use of the force, inappropriate use of a lightsaber (Maker forgive me), cybernetic lower half!Maul, dominant!Maul, BDSM, vaginal fingering, controlled/delayed orgasm, female!receiving oral sex, male!recieving oral sex, PiV sex, rough sex, spitting, smacking, biting, praise kink. i am so sorry and also you’re welcome A/N: This is a bit different to my usual style - but I really had fun with this! Inspired by a few of these smut prompts sent in by anons. ♡ do you think this is a joke? / good girl / I’ve been holding back the things I wanna do to you right now / use your words ♡
The Shadow Beneath [Read on AO3]
Hooking up with one of those fancy Force lords from the surface was not how you expected to begin your week. Yet here you are, in the very early hours of Primeday morning, kissing on and feeling up the weirdest, meanest (and only) wizard you have ever come across.
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writings & such!!
* - contains explicit sexual content minors dni
✽ - suggestive content
aaron hotchner <3
series
fragile love
dbf!hotch * ✽
fics
kept promises ✽
something good
irresistible *
missed you
aftershocks
close calls
for you
like father, like daughters
sugarcoated ✽
under the weather
symptoms
just aaron
take cover
the small things
ready and waiting ✽
something off
(un)happy ending
sweet additions
a bad day
comfort of home
doubt
not so subtle
a case of forgetfulness
take a break
bau’s own celebrity
heavy hearts
unwanted goodbyes
sleepless
details
identity theft
arms ✽
peace of mind
satisfied
guilty pleasure ✽
peace offerings
touch starved
delicate
bewitched
special delivery
history left unfinished
matters of convenience ✽
subtleties
nothing more romantic than a crime scene
frown lines
let me help you
period pains - cont.
office naps
board games
insecurities
aaron takes care of you when you’re sick
baby fever *
baby fever (cont.)
aaron visits teacher!reader at work
aaron surprises you at work -> minor competition
aaron blurbs -> here!
headcannons
physical touch *
kiss the chef
how aaron falls in love *
falling in love non bau!reader
sharing rights
dad!aaron
practical
shopping together
love bites *
spoiled
greg montgomery <3
fics
night routine
workplace competition
headcannons
early mornings
accidents
surprise kisses
pet names w greg
shopping together
love bites *
spoiled
aaron hotchner drabbles
hotch and his housewife
hotch gets gifts from a very sunny team member
hotch makes you lie down in his office
hotch and your baby girl are in kahoots
all aaron hotchner x reader <- you can find every fic I write for hotch here newest to oldest
Nobody:
Kaz Brekker:
best dad award goes to brody king
sami hitting roman with the chair and then immediately apologizing to jey is going to have me fucked up for the next 7-10 business days
bruh i can’t
MONDAY NIGHT RAW — 06/02/14 ROYAL RUMBLE — 01/28/23
"THIS KID IS A PIECE OF SHI-"
Michael Cole! With Pat yelling, "Say it!"
Thank God these two are back together
*Logan Paul*
fuck we gotta hear a song before the match?????
i am old and tired just give me my wrassle please
NOT ONLY DID SHE WIN IT SHE DID IT FROM NUMBER ONE!!!! BITCH!!!