Tbh The Only Taylor Swift Song That Isn’t Marauders Coded Is 22

guys its ok, he's going through his midlife crisis 🤭

11 years old James: I drink to forget, but I always remember

Fleamont: You're drinking apple juice buddy

DORLENE HEADCANNONS PLEASE

YESS HERE WE GO

• Marlene fell first and wasn't very subtle about her crush so obviously Dorcas knew it all along but found Marlene's behaviour cute and endearing so she said nothing

• Dorcas has a lot of rings and Marlene is completely obsessed about them

• Marlene actually confessed accidentally and was very stressed about it so she was just talking and talking and Dorcas cut her off by kissing her

• Dorcas introduced Marlene to the skittles and they immediately love her (even tho Barty loves to tease her and say the most horrific things just to see Marlene looking at Dorcas with wide eyes asking her if he's joking or not)

• they paint their nails together

• they also love to flirt during quidditch games

• they love to flirt all the time in fact

• Marlene loves to braid Dorcas' hair (she loves Dorcas' hair in general)

• they share all of their jewellery

• Marlene loves to call Dorcas 'Cassie' and Dorcas loves to call Marlene "Lenie" (to have their own nicknames instead of using Cas and Marls)

• they can both be very scary if they hear you saying something bad about their girlfriend

okay that's all i could think about for now, anyone feel free to add if you have more ideas ! :)

"My child is fine." Your child is reading the angstiest fanfics about Harry Potter's dead parents and their friends on purpose.

Sirius Black proposing to Remus Lupin, because he would never do it himself- he has too much self-hatred and self-doubt.

Sirius Black getting down on one knee and asking if, maybe, Remus would be willing to love him for the rest of their lives, because he was absolutely sure that he would love Remus for the rest of his.

Remus Lupin tearing up and muttering in thrilled disbelief, “Are you serious?” Because he’s so happy and excited and he’s not thinking straight.

Sirius Black grinning tearfully and saying, “Yes, I’m Sirius. Sirius Lupin, hopefully.”

And Remus just fucking sobbing.

crimson rivers dorlene, my loves 🖤

“When the arena breaks open, it's on Dorcas' orders” ahh I love them

fic: crimson rivers by bizarrestars (ao3)

At Jily's wedding:

Church: If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Evan: LILY.

*Regulus and Dorcas trying to hold Evan back while Barty is laughing*

Lily: For the last time, Evan, I understand you want to be called Evan Evans. But that is not a valid reason to interrupt my wedding!!!

Evan : BUT THINK ABOUT IT.

James definitely didn’t realize Santa Claus isn’t real until he was living alone. He also definitely called Effie in tears thinking he did something wrong, only for her to burst out laughing.

Im in a mood so im just gonna rant about jegulus

(tbh i think it’s cute and i like it as a background ship but I hate how it’s taking over the entire fandom)

Regulus denyed his crush on James, but James always flirts with him. I always see fanart with reg threatening to hex james and james just being like “i want to kiss him”

SOUND FAMILIAR? THIS LITERALLY WAS THE JILY DYNAMIC!?!?!?!

Fanon turn Reg from an awesome complex character into Lily in another font. The sarcastic, book loving personality. The younger sibling who just wants to be enough, but is never seen that way by their older sibling. The person who secretly loved James’s obnoxious flirting. The black cat girlfriend/boyfriend to the golden retriever boyfriend. Oh, and fanon always makes regulus very short- always around what would be lily’s height.

The only reason Jegulus is more popular than Jily, or ships like Dorlene and Nobleflower (Same dynamic as Jegulus) is because Reg is a guy, because of the fandom’s misogyny.

"i need women to have equal pay because i plan on marrying rich and i can't do that if dorcas is making 75 cents to every mans dollar."

- Marlene McKinnon

“you smoked then ate 7 bars of chocolate” Um taylor, remus lupin has a name