Sirius , Running: Slow Down, James, I Can’t Ketchup!

The marauders as musical instruments:

Remus:trombone

Regulus:violon

Sirius:clarinet

James:saxophone

Peter:oboe

Lily:flute

Pandora:harp

Mary:trumpet

Evan:bass clarinet

Barty:drums

Marlene:electric guitar

Dorcas:piano

Jack Black being the disowned older brother of Sirius and Regulus Black

we all should focus on lily—her complicated relationships with her sister and with snape, her falling for james after many years of rejecting him, mary—her challenges of being a black woman and a muggleborn, marlene—her realisation she’s a lesbian or her working class background and more punk-ish values (bc it’s a common hc i see), black sisters dynamic (ITS A GOD TIER ANGST YALL ARE SLEEPING ON), we should also give dorcas a generally agreed upon characterisation. what we don’t need is a new male ship/character every other week, damn

Lily: Hey, what’s up? 

Dorcas: The sky. 

Lily: No, I meant like, what are you doing? 

Dorcas: Oh. Marlene. 

Marlene: *highfiving Dorcas* Nice!

Sirius: I am an expert at identifying birds. 

Remus: Okay, what about those ones flying over there? 

Sirius: Yeah, they're all birds.

Remus: 

Remus: That one’s an airplane dumbass

mwah

Walburga: Everyone in our family is perfectly fine!!

Sirius, eating peanut butter out of a jar with no utensils or hands:

Bellatrix, creeping up behind Sirius with a butter knife:

Narcissa, covered in spicy mayo, spinning in circles:

Andromeda, cartwheeling into a brick wall:

Regulus, drowning in a birdbath:

Orion: … of course…

if i could write coherent sentences it would be over for you bitches

Harry: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen? 

Remus: Neither. 

Remus: Because it's twelve dumbass child

Sirius: rEMUS WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

Harry: School sucks. I keep almost dying.

Remus: I know, but you have to do it so you can get a job. 

Harry: What are jobs like? 

Remus: They suck.

Harry: But how often do you almost die?