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Im in a mood so im just gonna rant about jegulus

(tbh i think it’s cute and i like it as a background ship but I hate how it’s taking over the entire fandom)

Regulus denyed his crush on James, but James always flirts with him. I always see fanart with reg threatening to hex james and james just being like “i want to kiss him”

SOUND FAMILIAR? THIS LITERALLY WAS THE JILY DYNAMIC!?!?!?!

Fanon turn Reg from an awesome complex character into Lily in another font. The sarcastic, book loving personality. The younger sibling who just wants to be enough, but is never seen that way by their older sibling. The person who secretly loved James’s obnoxious flirting. The black cat girlfriend/boyfriend to the golden retriever boyfriend. Oh, and fanon always makes regulus very short- always around what would be lily’s height.

The only reason Jegulus is more popular than Jily, or ships like Dorlene and Nobleflower (Same dynamic as Jegulus) is because Reg is a guy, because of the fandom’s misogyny.

Harry: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen? 

Remus: Neither. 

Remus: Because it's twelve dumbass child

Sirius: rEMUS WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

Cop: You ran a red light. 

Sirius: So did you, hypocrite. 

Cop: I was following you. 

Sirius: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver. 

Cop: Get out.

*Cut to Remus in the passenger seat questioning his life decisions*

Remus, holding out a cookie for Sirius: Look! This ones a heart, that’s how I feel about you! 

Sirius: *Ugly crying* 

Remus, holding out another cookie for James: This ones like Michigan, that’s how I feel about you! 

James, throwing their hands in the air: What does that mean?!

Sirius: Hello friends! 

Everyone:

Sirius: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

Remus: So what’s for dinner? 

Sirius: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise! 

Remus: … 

Remus: Is it soup? 

Sirius: I soup-pose it could be! *winks* 

Remus: Please, enough with the soup puns! 

Sirius: Wow, you’re soup-per mean. 

Remus: STOP! 

*one hour later* 

Remus: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!

Lily: James, I have a great idea. 

James: Let’s hear it. 

Lily: We trick Remus and Sirius to go out on a date together. 

James: YES! 

James: And hey, if that doesn’t work out, maybe you and me could go out, get some drinks— 

Lily, hitting him with a book: THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU.

Dorcas: Is something burning? 

Marlene, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. 

Dorcas: Marlene, the toaster is literally on fire.

“you smoked then ate 7 bars of chocolate” Um taylor, remus lupin has a name

Ok but Remus and Lily sipping tea and watching James and Sirius do the stupidest shit possible (it was completely their idea but no one needs to know that)

Lily, walking into Potions looking disheveled: Sorry I’m late professer, I was doing… stuff

James, walking in looking equally disheveled: I’m stuff

Remus: Don’t kid yourself, she pushed you down the stairs

Sirius: Why doesn't Remus find me sexy when I bite my lip?

Peter: What do you look like when you bite your lip?

Sirius: *bites lip*

Peter: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

why is dorlene always a background relationship those bitches are superior to all

Jily Proposal

hogwarts graduation

after the ceremony, they cross the lake to the station by boat like in 1st year (to make it a whole circle)

they can’t fit four in a boat anymore

lily and james together

remus and sirius really close by with a camera

halfway across the lake, james gets on one knee

he doesn’t even finish his sentence before she says yes

they are both so happy

they stand up and kiss

its so romantic

until the boat tips over because they are standing up

but they are still so happy and laughing

its just a really sweet moment