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rewatching dean's season 13 widower arc and it's crazy bc he's acting like his dad did after he lost mary. sam even points this out. like. i am connecting the dots, supernatural, you've laid them out and i'm connecting them.

*castiel voice* no i don't serve cunt, dean, i serve the lord

hey do you think dean was so attached to scooby door bc when john was out on a hunt, he and sam would watch a lot of TV in the motel and then comes on this show and THEY'RE ALSO fighting monsters and dad was supposed to be back two hours ago but they make it look like it's not to dangerous at all so maybe he'll be just fine and it won't be like last time when he came back bleeding and you had to help patch him up while calming sammy down and when they unmask the monster it's just a harmless old man every time or like do you think he just had a crush on fred or smth.

crowley is so funny bc he's down bad for dean but unlike cas he's able to multitask and NOT make it his whole personality.

like yeah he wants him smth bad but he's also got a job so

at his heart of hearts, dean is a mother

no but bc actually what the fuck does supernatural mean when they said that dean's mind couldn't cope with the fact that cas chose to stay in purgatory bc he didn't want to be saved and then CHANGED that memory to it being dean's fault. like he's so torn up about that. he can't deal with THAT either. so like wtf do you MEAN supernatural????? i'm dying over here.

currently making a destiel powerpoint for a friend (they want to absorb spn by osmosis instead of watching it) and thank you tumblr for having been thinking about deancas for the past like 16 years, couldn't do it without your one million posts about them.

does anyone know if ghosts get paid for opening doors for us when we hit the button or

so turns out bears hate everyone. ha ha.

anyways, there are three of us now.

update on the clone thing: squirrels hate my double but like, they still love me? so we're gonna test this out on other animals we like to see if they can tell that my clone is an unnatural reproduction of me! i anticipate fun times :)

FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. SHIT.

update on the clone thing: squirrels hate my double but like, they still love me? so we're gonna test this out on other animals we like to see if they can tell that my clone is an unnatural reproduction of me! i anticipate fun times :)

update on the clone thing: squirrels hate my double but like, they still love me? so we're gonna test this out on other animals we like to see if they can tell that my clone is an unnatural reproduction of me! i anticipate fun times :)

I go to the grocery store, heading straight for the dairy section. Positioning myself in the middle of the milk shelf, I let out one single long, wailing, cheese-curdling scream. Every single carton of fresh dairy product within hearing distance has now been rendered undrinkable. The poor worker whose only task this shift was to keep me out of the store and most importantly away from the dairy at all costs is fired on the spot. I do not linger to bear witness to the grief and destruction I have caused. Knowing that I caused it is enough.

These petty, pointless acts of meaningless evil are the reason that I will not see the kingdom of heaven.

hmmmm yeah so there's two of us now. are currently taking online quizzes to see if we get the same results. apparently if we were candle scents we would be eucalyptus tea.

fuuuck. just got cleaved in twain by a massive fan and BOTH detached parts of my body seem to be healing. fuuuck. is this asexual reproduction????

fuuuck. just got cleaved in twain by a massive fan and BOTH detached parts of my body seem to be healing. fuuuck. is this asexual reproduction????

Kes Star Trek was a threat to the ocampa way of life who rebelled against their god and society so that they could leave the garden of Eden that they had been trapped in for hundreds of years. She wanted excitement, freedom, and knowledge more than anything else and then she became trapped on a ship with a bunch of people who also refused to acknowledge her agency as a person because her life span was shorter than theirs. This is what her episodes should have been about, about the dissonance between being an incredibly competent person and her perceived innocence, but nooooo they had to make all her episodes be about how boys are fighting over her.

And I do think a main problem is that it is hard to write an episode for a character who has already achieved her main goal by the end of the first episode, and it is only compacted by the fact that no matter how many times they decided to go with a “beautiful young woman wise beyond her years” character they didn’t know how to actually portray what that would be like since it is so alien most people have no frame of reference for what that would be. AND I don’t think they ever got to the point where they were writing her like a person and not like a ~woman~ before they wrote her off. But WHATEVER

i am cringe but i am NOT free yet due to paperwork issues. please let me out.

I love personalization. I love stickers on water bottles and on laptops. I love shitty marker drawing on the toes of converse. I love hand embroidered doodles on jeans. I love posters on walls. I love knick knacks on shelves. I love jewelry with goofy charms. I love when people take things and make them theirs.

nothing provides more relief then finding out that Tuvix isn't the ship tuvok x neelix that is somehow popular enough that everyone talks about, but is instead an episode demonstrating that everything that includes neelix ends up being horrible.

nvm! all is well! found her last night, tis half full :) all is right in the world once more.

i promise i won't be mad with you, okay? i know one of you took the moon, it's fine, just give it back.

and we should do it again. only through mail though, i want to receive a printed picture of mindless spock.

If you think Threshold Day is weird you are missing so much of the Star Trek fandom. Back in the 70s the fanclubs used to send out holiday cards in the mail commemorating Spock's Brain

how to be "that girl" in ✨10✨ easy steps

Twas the night before Threshold

And all o'er the ship

Not a soul was prepared

For Tom's fateful trip

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i still can't fucking find it. i look out every night, searching. i think it's gone??? i'm gonna cry. please give it back.

i promise i won't be mad with you, okay? i know one of you took the moon, it's fine, just give it back.

i promise i won't be mad with you, okay? i know one of you took the moon, it's fine, just give it back.

the horta slays severely. clearly a man under a fucked up rug, sitting crunched up on a rolling pad. she's my best friend. she is the mother to them. she's my favorite star trek alien.

sorry tik tok. i didn't use you (on account of my hatred for clocks and all their sounds) but it's pretty fucked up that they were able to take you away. and that it's possible return is being used for trump propaganda. godspeed.

time agent guy, having taken archer to the future: look at your legacy, archer. see, people will remember you for ages to come. what you will do is important, and that's why you must help me.

archer: mk why uhhhhhh why is everyone singing

time agent guy: this is the best musical of the 25th century. Archer (tm) written by a hologram of lin-manuel miranda, a popular playwright of the 21st century.

in amok time spock says male vulcans go through pon farr and in enterprise t'pol says all vulcans go through pon farr. this is just one of my pieces of evidence from my essay about how t'pol is trans and also routinely gaslights the enterprise crew bc vulcans are private people and she doesn't feel like coming out to them.