Latest Posts by elpickett - Page 7

Klaus being so offended that carmelita thinks they were expelled is so fucking FUNNY and also relatable

laurie: let’s play two truths, one lie! i’ll go first. i wear your ring, i have four buttons on my jacket, and amy and i got married on our way back from europe.

jo: try to make it harder, plea-

amy, from the distance: he has five buttons

jo: you did WHAT

This is his entire character right here.

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

hello yes I saw the text message and how he immediately ran to Hong Kong and I was like ‘boyfriends???? Pls???? Space boyfriends???’ AND THEN THEY WERE HUSBANDS HA I GUESSED IT (this is the only thing I’ve ever guessed correctly)

Sometimes family is a gay astronaut, his husband the ex-police, and the lesbian backpacker who's tagging along with them

I’ve recently seen the idea of Jaskier being incredibly skilled with a dagger/sword/bow etc. becoming more popular and I am very excited

Basically he’s multiclassing as a bard/rogue and he’s damn good at it.

Years of learning every instrument and song he came across and talking his way into and out of trouble lent him to quick hands and an even quicker tongue

Subsequently years of getting too drunk at shady bars and fucking noblemens wives, sons, daughters, have led to him picking up a few... necessary skills for his survival

Be that knowing where to punch a man to make him fall or how much power to put behind a dagger so it finds purchase in a pursuers gut, he was no damsel

But sometimes it was nice to not have to always watch your back, to not always have to sit facing the door and sleep close to the window, so when Geralt came along, he made some assumptions, and it wasn’t Jaskiers job to correct him, so he let the Witcher do what he did best, no not kill monsters, he let him protect.

Bottomless vales and boundless floods,

And chasms, and caves, and Titan woods,

[...]

Mountains toppling evermore

Into seas without a shore;

Seas that restlessly aspire,

Surging, unto skies of fire;

[...]

There the traveller meets, aghast,

Sheeted Memories of the Past-

Shrouded forms that start and sigh

As they pass the wanderer by-

White-robes forms of friends long given,

In agony, to the Earth - and Heaven.

—Dreamland, Edgar Allen Poe

What is up with "thy," "thou," "thee," and "thine"?

A small collection of photos of Leia ft. Cassie at the end. They actually did so well over Christmas - they didn’t go after the tree at all which was nice, and they were both super friendly when we had people over!

@poshtearex brought this up

If this isn’t me for the entire episode...

I’m 😍🌈

My baby has decided that any water that isn’t in her bowl is good water. Here she is the shower. Drinking the tasty water.