*shows Up 5 Years Late With Starbucks* Sorry I'm Still Not Over Iconic 9-1-1 Episode 2x01 'under Pressure'

coward show the first two outfits (sexy cheerleader and sexy cowgirl) you spend the first half the game trapped in

Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines (2004) - 2023 Replay

sometimes I'll see a post about some discourse and just think "who the actual fuck is getting into fights about that"

i agree but only if maddie goes by han. i think if maddie chose to hyphenate he would too

I know that the “Buckley Diaz family” has been a term for years in this fandom but I’m going to be brave and tell you one of my pretty controversial headcanons:

If Buck and Eddie ended up together and eventually got married, Buck would change his name and be Evan Diaz.

Considering how awful his parents were to him, I don’t think keeping the name “Buckley”, a name his parents gave him, is a super high priority for him. I think he’d rather have the name of the love of his life and literal son than the name of the people who hurt him so badly. I think at that point in his relationship he’d identify more with the Diaz name.

I also think it would be a little funny when he would introduce himself to someone he’s just met like: “Evan Diaz, but everyone calls me Buck.” And whoever he meets always just looks a little confused like “Why is that his nickname?”

“I guess everyone’s forgetting how Kamala—“

nobody forgot shit! we have bigger problems! the only alternative to Kamala is a man who wants to wage war on every minority in America. A man who wants to push us further into full on fascism. any “but that one time Kamala” talk benefits only one person right now and that’s Donald Trump. do your part by keeping that shit to yourself! nobody fucking asked and whatever you’re bringing up isn’t more important than queer people’s lives — which ARE at stake. just shut the fuck up and vote, republicans are counting on infighting among the left, so just put it aside. It can wait, I promise.

buck i get bobby is ur billy joel adoptive father but hen is a perfectly capable captain

when buddie goes canon it's just gonna be hit after hit with the edits because you can take literally anything they ever said to each other or any other dialogue with another person, really, and make a transition to their first kiss or love confession.

"who the hell is that?" cuts to love confession

"what do we need him for?" cuts to love confession

"what's your problem, man?" "okay, you. you're my problem." cuts to love confession

"besides, you wanted us to bond. we might end up real close." cuts to first kiss

"you can have my back any day." "yeah? or, you know, you could have mine." cuts to love confession

"you wanna go for the title?" cuts to first kiss

"love me anyway!" cuts to love confession

"it's like the universe is screaming at you and you refuse to listen." cuts to love confession

"this doesn't change a thing between us. okay?" cuts to love confession

(girl who has isolated herself from all her friends for weeks on end voice) why do I feel like shit right now